Big ups to ATTACK ATTACK for shutting up haters with their CRAB FUCKING CORE shirt (see also their COLUMBUS CRABCORE shirt), but let’s be honest: you can’t win em all. Case in point, this confused, directionless shirt that’s a case study in what happens when you aren’t really clear on what your concept is. Notes:
- Not sure where they are trying to go with this one. Are they trying to rep Columbus, let you know that they are srs party bros who ‘don’t care what u think of their lifestyle,’ or just trying to save money [via 1-color prints on white shirts]???
- I’m not an artist or a homosexual, so I don’t usually get hung up on details but MY GOD THIS BAD DISTRESSING!!! Come on brahs, you can do better than this– looks almost as bad as the Homage knockoffs at Target.
- Order here! Even though it kinda sucks, I’d wear it if I didn’t have a corporate job where we’re discouraged from wearing clothing that says “FUCK” on it in really big letters.
In b4 the OSU legal team sends a cease and desist for infringing on the block O (and remember, that’s THE Ohio State University).
zero fucks given also describes how most people feel about this band in 2011.
*BROFIST*
+1
oh, they still exist?
They need to do another interview where they talk about how their merch designs have evolved from their last album.
wait, ANOTHER interview?? did they already do one like this??! link???
http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/60474107#pm_cmp=vid_OEV_P_P
Not playing for me cause myspace sucks, might work for you. I think they had it taken off of youtube cause it was so embarrassing. From what I remember they ask him stuff about how the music scene has changed and he starts talking the shirts being way more colorful and shit, nothing musically. Its pretty lulzy.
Shirts being more colorful? Wow. What ignorant bullshit. There’s been far more important changes in the music scene between, say, 2005 and 2010. Your average 18-year-old 160 pound bro went from wearing XL size shirts to S.
“Zero fucks given,” is actually a tagline used to describe their virginal fanbase.
Zero given, or received.
funny thing is I could get this off the market in about 15 mins.
but i would never cuz so ignorant
haha I could make this shit at home and sell it to the stupid teenagers at the high school down the street. Thanks for the idea Attack Attack
Stupid shirt, also columbus is my second least favorite city after Jasper, AL
Surprised at all the people here who are saying that this is stupid; I thought most people here liked Attack Attack! I guess it’s no longer cool to like them. Whatever, the band always sucked and always will suck.
oh no, still love em, don’t think it was ever cool to like them
I still like Attack Attack! Sometimes I try to picture in my head Their Arbiter Method configurations.
Also Stick Stickly is the whitest song ever recorded and I love it for that.
Best worn when dancing the Interlude Dance