If there’s anything I love to do, it’s avoiding human contact and mocking the rest of the human race within the comfort of my own room through teh power of da innernets. Recently, I’ve created a tumblr account after realizing that I needed it to peddle around my half-assed MS painted drawings about whatever stuff I could think about during my break time from work (mostly making fun of musicians and philosophers I like etc).
The other day, I saw one of Sergeant D’s sheeple (follower) raise a question as to whether the existence of “hot girls with personalities,” is a moot point, to which he responded by saying these broads are actually in abundance unless his definition of “hot” consists of girls who look like “porn stars, suicide girls and tumblrsluts.”
And so it perked my curiosity and asked the Sarge a question myself:
For one, I honestly did not know what a “tumblrslut” looks like. I haven’t been really active on tumblr. I once had an account but I deleted it so obviously I was like, “WTF is a tumblrslut anyway?” I went to that dude’s site and lo and behold…Naked girls errywhere. But which is which? I needed to know how to tell them apart because apparently the lines among “pornstars, suicide girls, and tumblrsluts” are kinda blurred these days.
Naturally, the nerd in me was screaming for specifications. I must do something about it. Curiosity killed the cat and probably half of my brain cells because I went on and investigated further. It’s about time I put my degree in psychology to practical application. I’ve wasted my life long enough on writing thesis proposals and term papers anyway.
After maybe ten minutes of using the scientific method I gave up on it and went straight to generalizations and came up with this summarized conclusion:
I wanted to write a TL;DR comparative analysis based on my lulzy findings but since most people don’t really read anymore (especially the ones frequenting this site, u mad bro?) I won’t bother writing stuff filled with psychological/sociological jargons people wouldn’t understand/give a shit about. I will therefore, elaborate on it using my skillful illustrayshunz.
Exhibit A: The Porn Stars
Exhibit B: The Suicide Girls
Exhibit C: The Tumblr Histrionics*
End of discussion.
*I changed it to tumblr histrionics for mah personal usage since I don’t really like using the term ‘slut.’ Yuh, you can say I’m no fun club but I’m just really not used to it–that and I’m a closet feminazi (lulz). Although the Sarge made it clear to me that it’s just another way of describing a stupid attention-seeking individual on tumblr and not really anti-wimminz. Of course, of course. But since people are idiots and you have to spoon-feed them information, I just have to define my politics behind this to steer clear from unnecessary drama that might potentially be brought upon by teh butthurt PC police. We cool bro?