I’m not a hater, but I can’t lie: the rising popularity of tr00 pop punk and ikeacore bums me out. It’s not just because those genres are boring and shitty, it’s because I feel like their success comes at the expense of two of my favorite genres: pop-punk and easycore. But don’t worry brahs, EASYCORE’S NOT DEAD!
The proof is in one of our favorite bands, CITY LIGHTS. Their album dropped earlier this month, and it’s awesome. Not only that, but they have a new video starring all your favorite bros from Stuff You Will Hate! And by “starring SYWH,” I mean that our very own ShawnYouWillHate appears in the video for about 3/4 of a second.
The video has pretty much everything you could ask for from a 2011 easycore band. Orange amps? Check. Light leak-laden footage of bros chilling and having a BBQ? Check. Jumping in place? Plaid shirts? A couple 7.5s who they know from the tattoo shop?? Check and check! Also, at 2:40 DAT BREAKDOWN.
“I Made A Song In Garageband And All I Got Was A Record Deal,” ft/ Caleb from Attack Attack = YOU’RE JOGGING IN PLACE
Don’t sleep on the rest of the album either– Alternative Press hates it, so you know it’s good!

This gave me a bit of that “Earnestness” vibe that you got from the Hundreths video.
I have not heard a truer statement than “alternative press hates it, so you know it’s good”.
i wasn’t even joking at all haha– that mag is so on the cocks of shitty tr00 pop punk/srscore/etc bands I can’t even handle looking at the cover anymore
They really do love the whole “I used to be in a pop punk band but now I grew a beard and make serious music cause I’m an artist” vibe.
that’s because the owner/editor in chief is like 45 and a huge NFCer. i know for a fact he hates most of the stuff they cover and wishes he could still write about Shellac or whatever like it’s 1994 (srs)– I guess Defeater et al is the closest thing to oldfag rock in 2011.
If you are a well adjusted human being with some semblance of a sense of humor you are obviously not a tr00 artist and therefore incapable of making good music.
Oh man, Altpress reviews are a total joke, they have to be taking bribes on some of them.
i fucking love this album. and i’m old.
AP u mad?
i’ve been listening to them on spotify a lot, i love this kinda stuff
Where is this nigga? I’m trying to internet-stalk.
Columbus, near campus of OSU
no, who in the video? I mean doesn’t matter, was curious tho.
If I made a joke pop-punk band with “inspirational, yet nostalgic” lyrics I could not write anything funnier than “did you know you can live out all your dreams~”.
if it makes you feel any better, i’m sure they only wrote that line because it sounded like something commercially acceptable (srs)
I don’t mind at all, it’s pop punk, it’s supposed to be silly and earnest.
I like this band, tr00 pop punk, ikeacore and Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Come at me bro.
This AP article lol! “Punk Riffage”! What in the fuck is punk riffage and what does it have to do with the almighty chug? Also he calls them out for not writing enough party songs too, and he might have a point.
i assume “punk riffage” means they think it sounds like Discharge, GBH and Anti-Schism
im into it! ill definitely be bumping this next time i get blackout drunk in the 209.
NO SHAME 2011
I like it. Two or three more breakdowns? I’d love it.
I’M TOTALLY JOGGING IN PLACE
LIKE THAT MICROSOFT BALLMER GUY
I require more like this to help ease along a long, harsh winter.
I like parts of the song but not the whole song. Chorus is good, not digging the vocals though.
I once read about the owner of ap is a huge industrial music nerd, which imo is worse than any ikeacore or troo anything could ever be
I agree with you on tr00 pop punk vs. pop punk but I don’t think the rise of ikea-core hurts easycore. It might just be due to the fact that I enjoy me some ikea-core but I don’t really see them as opposites.
not a huge fan of this genre, but the songs pretty good. the breakdown def takes the song from meh to good. and it looks like everyone in the video is having an awesome time, which is crucial to this genre. i def don’t want to see anyone stangry or sad or srs or whatever people my age would look like. KEEP IT LIGHT & POSI!!!!
It seems like this band is trying waaay to hard….i dunno maybe thats just me.
i stumbled upon another band similar to this called in her own words and they are pretty legit.
Jeremy McKinnon look-alike on drums!
DAT CRABBING’ @ 3:00!!
I’m with AP on this one. These guys suck.
i just wasted precious minutes of my life listening to generic easycore with auto tuned vocals and typical pop punk lyrics. thanks
What else did you expect then?
In her own words, carousel kings, act as one, cowabunga!, decade (formaly ‘lost at sea’), crosstown rivalry, set to north are all really good pop-punk/easycore bands.
*(formely Ready Set Low)
*Sail to North
I’m the old guy
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