Making fun of stupid teenage girls who sweat lame dudes in generic metalcore bands = never not funny, right?? But what about when you run into their male counterparts? Not sure if funny, depressing, enraging or all of the above. For example, this Tumblrbro who is TEH NUMBAR 1 OF MICE & MEN FAN:
COOL STORY BRO TELL IT AGAIN
I wish I could be there for this bro. I know it’s super important at that age what your peers think of you, so I would be very discreet. I’d be like “Hey man, do you have a second? Let me buy you a Diet Coke in the cafeteria,” then we’d sit down at one of the benches. I would be like “Metalcore is awesome, huh?” and he would be all like “OMG I love Risecore so much!!!” Then I would pause for a second and I’d be like “Yeah. But here’s the thing… *cough* You do know those bands are only for teenage girls, right? I mean, they’re cool, I totally get it, but it’s kind of weird that you are like way into them. Maybe start jocking Trapped Under Ice and Terror instead? Or at least settle for The Ghost Inside? I think that would be more appropriate,” and give him a reassuring pat him on the back like his “cool uncle” before leaving him alone to sort out his thoughts.
Bragging about being DOWN W/ AUSTIN SINCE DAY ONE = your dad is reaching for the Homocil
Also seen on his Tumblr: GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR JEALOUSY/BUTTHURT GOALS IN 2012. U mad Austin dissed you to hang out with some jailbait??
Is this kid an actual homosexual, or just super beta?? Did you ever embarrass yourself by fanboying another guy? Why the fuck would any dude ever jizz of Of Mice & Men???? Do we need a new term for Tumblrbros who act like Tumblrsluts?????