That one time a HAVE HEART show turned into a huge gay orgy and I was there with my camera

Posted on November 4, 2011 by Sergeant D

So bummed I didn’t have it when I saw Fugazi and Ian brought out a bong shaped like a cock, took the most giant hit I have ever seen in my life, then screamed into the mic “WE’RE FUGAZI FROM FUCKIN WASHINGTON DC, OPEN THIS PIT UP YOU FUCKIN FAGGOTS!!!!”

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39 Responses to That one time a HAVE HEART show turned into a huge gay orgy and I was there with my camera

  1. nustej says:
    November 4, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    Oldfag 1st post!!!!! Yeaaaahhh!

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  2. nustej says:
    November 4, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    I did the same thing to a homies Uniform Choice album & a streaker like 20 years ago, never gets old or loses any comedic impact.

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  3. Mustard Tiger says:
    November 4, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    Hahaha that just made my day

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  4. HERMAN says:
    November 4, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    this is so stupid and awesome, A+++

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  5. Woman In Drive Through At Starbucks says:
    November 4, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    These boys can’t be gay, they have awful fashion sense.

    Oh I ordered the pumpkin latte, sure I’ll wait no problem.

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  6. That one guy says:
    November 4, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    inb4 tumblrbros and hardcore girls coming in and talking about how “amazing” and “meaningful” Have Heart was.

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  7. jmt says:
    November 4, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    They always seemed like a band that was popular only because they were so crumby.

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  8. hgsg says:
    November 4, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    holy shit. that is a lot of dudes. can’t tell if srs about the fugazi bit, but i want it to be true.

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  9. DiscreetSqueezer says:
    November 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    I just saw Bane on Tuesday. God i wish I had a camera so I could have done this.

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  10. Anonymous says:
    November 4, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    This is the best AND only post that has ever existed

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  11. Anonymous says:
    November 4, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    So much lul.

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  12. LeandroS says:
    November 4, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    Ohh you crack me up, seargent. I can totally picture Ian with huge gauges, arms covered in tattoos and some piercings yelling that.

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  13. Ada says:
    November 4, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    I went to a fight and a Blood For Blood show broke out.

    I went to a gay orgy and a Have Heart show broke out.

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  14. withnocombos says:
    November 4, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    Ian “Why is everyone standing around?!?!? Fucking you there yeah you faggot hit that whore next to you.”

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  15. Anonymous says:
    November 4, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    i actually thought the fugazi thing was true up until that last part

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  16. DarthZedd says:
    November 4, 2011 at 4:47 pm

    I like Have Heart(srs). Not gonna lie though, they’re pretty gay(especially the name). I kinda keep it on the down-low that I listen to them.
    loled @ image though.

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  17. nustej says:
    November 4, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    A Morrissey show is similar scene, but 80% Mexican.

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  18. Telly says:
    November 4, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    OH MY GOD I WANT A DEATHCORE BAND TO COVER WAITING ROOM SO BAD NOW. Complete with mosh calls, of course.

    Imagine the butthurt. It would be the ultimate trolling.

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  19. nightwork says:
    November 4, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    this should be a weekly feature.

    this pic would make for an awesome second installment: http://cultureofme.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/unbroken1.jpg

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  20. idrivearangeover says:
    November 4, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    the last time I saw Fugazi Rick ta Life was there. He got up on stage and did “margin walker” with them.

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  21. CosmicMelon says:
    November 4, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    Serg, when you going to post about how alternative rock is to 00′s hardcore as heavy metal was to 80′s hardcore? See: Have Heart, Blacklisted, Ceremony, Earth Crisis.

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  22. alex says:
    November 6, 2011 at 12:10 am

    Haha why is juvenile humor always the funniest?

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