About 10 years ago, one of my best friends came out to me. It seemed like it was hard for him, which is totally understandable because I’m sure that’s a really tough thing to do. Of course, I couldn’t care less if he likes to suck dick, so I just shrugged and thought to myself, “Hm, I guess I should have seen this coming- he’s a huge fan of the B52s, collects 50s furniture, and listens to showtunes.” Other than that, I never really thought much about it, because who cares?
I’m not into the homosex myself, but if you want to 69 with other dudes that’s cool with me [via being a super open-minded white person]. It’s not my thing, but if you’re a gay dude and you want to walk around in drag and talk like a sassy bitch, go for it. What I find fucking disgusting is when straight dudes act like heterosexual, middle-aged women. Case in point, this photo: apparently some Millionaires fanboy sent this necklace to Melissa, along with this note. The whole thing is so disgusting I had to tape a piece of paper over my monitor to cover it up while I type this.
Much like that Austin Carlile fanboi who reblogs pictures of food, sappy handwritten sayings and dresses, this is the absolute most revolting, beta behavior possible. There’s nothing beta about being an actual homo (what’s more alpha than fucking other dudes in the asshole??!), but it makes my fucking skin crawl to see a straight guy in his 20s act like a fat white woman who reads romance novels by the fire at Panera while guzzling bread bowls of broccoli cheddar soup.
PROTIP: DISREGARD RYAN GOSLING MOVIES, ACQUIRE SELF-CONFIDENCE