Who is your favorite PORN BISH??

If there’s one thing all guys can agree is awesome, it’s god’s greatest gift PORNOGRAPHY. But that’s like saying you like food: The term is so broad that it really doesn’t mean much. Maybe you are a creepy weirdo who’s into watching girls make a sandwich fully clothed, or just a normal bro who likes blonde white girls with giant jammers, or maybe you’re into some other weird shit I don’t know about and don’t want to.

Me, I just like OTWs who look like they work in a cubicle answering phones for a credit card company, are the shift supervisor at Panera, or maybe live in the dorms at ASU on their parents dime while they get a degree in criminal justice.

Here’s a couple of my favorites, please share yours in the comments!

Let’s begin with LEXI DIAMOND, Tehachacpi’s finest export (other than the bombest meth in Kern County). I liked her better before the tit job, but even still this bish is so goddamn hot I experience physical pain when I see her (almost srs). I love her so much I can even look past the fact that she doesn’t do anal. And she’s so cute I almost don’t even like seeing her get effed anyway :/

This is some random solo girl named CIERRA SPICE. Since I suffer from an extreme case of DAT BROWN FEVER, this is girl is a certified 11/10 in my book. Like, it would essentially  be impossible for a girl to be hotter than this IMO. Except for maybe Lexi Diamond, I don’t know… Either way, would swim through a 100 yard trench of a black man’s saliva with my mouth open for the chance to catch a glimpse of her coming out of the Forever 21 and smile at her awkwardly from across the store before I throw open the curtain to the changing room she just vacated and take a deep breath hopes of catching whiff of her farts.

Also a big fan of AMIA MILEY aka Amia Moretti. My guess is that she’s Italian, or possibly a Jewess [via DAT NOSE]. Could possibly even be Persian, so I’m going to categorize her as a potential/honorary OTW, depending on whether you agree with Hitler as to whether Italians are white or not.

Ah, the sad sad case of TANNER MAYES… I used to be really into this bish, but then I saw that video of her freaking out on set and it forced me to acknowledge that she is a crazy person like all porn chicks. If you want to like her even less, watch her go into a “club” which looks like some horrible bar at a strip mall in Northridge. There’s probably a laundrymat next door and a Buffalo Wild Wings on the other side of the parking lot. Also, she doesn’t PIITB and she is white, so that’s two strikes.

You can file ASA AKIRA under “girls who would be even hotter if they didn’t talk.” She is hot as fuck (no yellow fever), but MY GOD THIS STUPID BANTER!! Nobody kills my boner like hearing her say “FUCK MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS YOU STUD OOOOO YEAH JUST LIKE THAT”

Speaking of brown fever, we can’t forget about the lovely, talented EVA ANGELINA. Would wife/10 if she was a dental hygienist or whatever instead of fucking guys for money so strangers can fap. I’m not sure what breed she is, but indeterminate ethnicity is what being OTW is all about! I liked her better before she got fake tits, but on the positive side she does do anal now.

Even though she’s kind of alt, I used to love RILEY MASON (another one of the few who gets a “she’s white and doesn’t do anal but I like her anyway” pass). As far as I can tell she’s out of the pr0n game and has moved on to being a prostitute escort, so if you are also a fan, super creepy, and can afford $250 an hour, holler at her! I’ve never met this bish, but from what I hear she used to go to early 00s Jacksonville hardcore shows and was super annoying, which I can totally see. Pretty sure you could also bang her for free if you have some blow and just drop the right names.

RUNNERS UP
Audrey Bitoni: I’m really not into big jammers, but this bish has the “I’d be a Target cashier if I wasn’t in porn” look so I guess it works for her. Like Amia Miley, she’s Italian enough that she could pass for OTW, but does have a case of duckmouth (via getting your lips done at 23) and will be a whale by 30 (via being Italian).

Alektra Blue: Always like this lady for some reason, although I’m not that into white girls, plus she only fucks her husband now… always wack.

Allie Sin: I only love her because she must be the least enthusiastic porn chick to ever get as much work as she did. She seems like she has the personality of a bag of hammers and I have no idea why she ever got paid to fuck on camera.

Who are your favorite pr0n bishes??? Are you into white girls, or do you also have DAT BROWN FEVER? Should we all chip in and have a reader take Riley Mason to Olive Garden, and ask her which Grade song is her favorite over a bowl on minestrone???

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191 Responses to Who is your favorite PORN BISH??

  1. Save Parker says:

    Top Five: Asa Akira, Jenaveve Jolie, Lela Star, Rachel Starr, Rachel Roxxx.
    Eva Angelina and Sativa Rose would be in there if they didn’t retire :/

    Props on Tanner and Amia, really solid list. Hoping this comments don’t get too seemingly creepy.

    • hgsg says:

      i love rachel starr, but i’m almost embarrassed about it for some reason – i guess because she looks trashy as fuck even for a pornstar (but me gusta).

  2. thetotalbro says:

    Def agree 110% about Asa Akira
    Use to watch porn alot, but then I found out about the /r/gonewild thread on reddit. once you get passed the fat chicks who falsely claim to be curvy (bish u flappy) and the beardos posting cock shot gifs, there are plenty smashable bishes on there, and they will do pretty much anything for your karma/upvotes/attention.

  3. chewbakka says:

    Asa Akira, Tanner, and Amia are on my list. Kristina Rose is also one of my favorites. Idk I like girls who have a-b cup boobs with a big ass.

  4. That one guy says:

    You named my two favorites(Audrey Bitoni and Eva Angelina) but I’m also a fan of Charlie Laine and Cate Harrington. Other than those, I don’t look for any in particular when I need to fap. But it is funny when I sometimes see girls I went to high school with during my searches.

  5. Sircaresalot says:

    Kelly Divine and Faye Ragen are probs my fav. Also all about the white bishes in porn. But would totes fuck OTW IRL. Stab them guts!!

  6. SHEENREAPER666 says:

    top 10(no order): Alexis Texas, Audrey Bitoni, Alanah Rae, Jynx Maze, Mariah Milano, Kelly Divine(srs butterface though), Jada Stevens, Diamond Kitty, Kylee Strutt, and Asa Akira.

  7. hgsg says:

    def agree on asa akira and eva angelina. i’d add maybe kortney kane, madelyn marie, and lexi brooks too.

    autumn riley is IMO one of the hottest chicks evar, but she only gets nekkid – not real porn (yet, anyway)

  8. Thomas says:

    Don’t really know any porn hoes by name, but I like the ones who are enthusiastic about their work, but not overly enthusiastic if you know what I mean.

  9. SHEENREAPER666 says:

    nice choices though Sarge

  10. VyceVictus says:

    I categorize porn by stuff like teen, asians, milfs etc. You’re the first person I ever “met” who qualitatively categorizes porn stars by how tan they are and how often they PIITB. It’s a fascinating journey delving into your psyche sarge.

    I’m having a hard time thinking of specific favorites, but busty naturals in general is my thing. I even bought a subscription to BigTitsRoundAsses years ago when I first got my own internet (lol, paying for porn, totally doing it wrong)

  11. Atomic Dingo says:

    Shione Cooper. Would not stop smashing.

  12. cstmrsvc says:

    new name game: current porn star or 80s hair metal band member

  13. dickshit says:

    karina hart has the best boobs this planet has ever seen

  14. Brian says:

    Eva Angelina,Lexi Belle,London Keyes,Emma Mae,Sindee Jennings,Dylan Ryder,Shyla Stylez,Priya Rai

  15. O.G says:

    rachel starr, Brooke lee adams(almost too cute for porn), Alexis Texas,sienna west, Sara Jay, Olivia O’lovely, I also used to have a mad boner for nina mercedez.

    pretty much like any bish with a big butt.

  16. surprised by the asa akira love, shes def skilled but she looks too strippery for me, and yeah her talking is super annoying, pretty much any dirty talk in porn insults our intelligence.

    for azn’s i prefer tia tanaka, there are many jap av idols that are way hotter, but even if you can find uncensored shit that doesn’t involve roaches or sea creatures, japanese porn chicks have all the enthusiasm of fresh corpses. you can easily imagine the yakuza dude standing off camera giving threatening glances.

  17. Got huge crushes on Gianna Michaels and Jayden Jaymes. Rachel Starr and Alexis Texas are also great. Carmella Bing is my type, too, before she became a BBW!

  18. shivbeatus says:

    Courtney Cox has the total curvy, low-self-esteem-so-I’ll-get-slutty-even-for-an-average-looking-guy-like-you-if-you’re-sweet-enough-to-me vibe going on and I love it

    Also big fake tits, which I back 100% (via not being a picky nerd about hot sluts)

  19. nightwork says:

    I expected SargeD’s list to be full of trannies. Was disappointed.

    Is Alaura Eden OTW? Looks like jew to me. Fucking nasty, natural and shit tho–good “amateur” seeming shit.

    Despite the boringish blonde, fake tits shit, I still regularly fap to heather from ideepthroat. That hore’s vids never get old even when they’re old.

  20. dza says:

    i pretty much like titty city and beaver fever.

  21. Anonymous says:

    - Abella Anderson (bitch rides the cock like no other)
    - Melanie Jane/Rios
    - Lexi Belle
    - Jynx Maze

  22. nightwork says:

    Also, Abella Anderson >>>> Eva Angelina.

  23. xStizzy says:

    Might just be the picture, but Eva Angelina looks awful. Kinda like a chubby guy with lots of makeup and long hair/a wig.

  24. Dudewat says:

    No love for London Keyes? I am disappoint. Thick azn = all my HNNNNNGG.

  25. jm6g90 says:

    >Italians
    >OTW
    wut

  26. Justin says:

    Abella Anderson
    Jeneveve Jolie
    Charley Chase
    Roxy Deville
    Sativa Rose

  27. Manuwar says:

    in no order: Cody Lane, Abella Anderson, Jessica Bangkok, Jennifer White, Monica Mattos (even tho she blew a horse)

  28. Brian says:

    Jenna Presley,Alexis Love,Jackie Daniels,Renae Cruz,Savannah Gold,Carmen Luvana,Mason Moore,Angelina Valentine,Madison Parker.

  29. Chinny chin chins says:

    Lela Star for sure. Dig jenavive jolie too (via having that brown fever HARD)

  30. Isaac says:

    Oh god so true about Asa Akira. Don’t know/don’t like any of the others on here, tho
    favs are probably Rebeca Linares, Sasha Grey (some of her shit is artsy fggtry, but no care), Abella Anderson, Priya Rai (though her ass kinda varies in frumpiness in her videos- wtf?) and Alexis Texas.

  31. Kotkotkot says:

    Lexi Belle! Y U NO ANAL???

  32. Keka says:

    Asa Akira, yes, Tanner Mayes, yes, and I can always get behind Lexi Diamond. I’m also super into Bree Daniels and Nikki Rhodes right now. Also, I’ve seen at least one really awesome Kayden Kross scene recently. She’s hot AND she’s a really good performer. And don’t get me started on alt bishes (sorry bro, I have weird tastes).

    I can totally see you being super into Cassie Cruz, btw. If you haven’t already, maybe look her up.

  33. Manuwar says:

    I forgot about Shazia Sahari, winrar of all OTW pornsluts <3

  34. LeandroS says:

    TANNER MAYES! e-brofist, sarge.

  35. LeandroS says:

    Now my top favorites:
    1 – Rachel Roxxx
    2 – Gianna Micheals
    3 – Sienna West
    4 – Envy
    5 – Lisa Ann

    • Midas Welby says:

      Glad to see love for Envy on here! She and Alexandra Nice made for an awesome 2-woman Polish pornvasion for a sec there.

  36. Christastrophe says:

    I first saw Allie Sin in a Hustler. I couldn’t get over how hot she was. Then I saw a video and her complete lack of personality totally ruined it.

    Eva Angelina is my girl nowadays. That Bish has personality! Lela Starr should get an honorable mention too.

  37. LeandroS says:

    Oh yeah, if you like some hot pornstars with tattos, Julia Bond is a perfect one in my eyes.

  38. Wintermute says:

    How has no one mentioned Gracie Glam yet?
    Just did her first anal scene and has yet to destroy her tits.

    Also relevant to my interests:
    Brooke Lee Adams (dat ass)
    Teagan Presley (pre-destroying her tits ;_;)
    Dani Woodward (retired)
    Paulina James (if she would shut up)

  39. Mustard Tiger says:

    Briella Bounce, Chyanne jacobs ,Asa akira, Annie Cruz (yea I know she is kinda grimey, Kelly divine, Katsumi, pre 07 flower tucci, eva angelina, and jynx maze

  40. French Onion Soup says:

    I’m a fan of these MILFs but be wary some of their material is barf worthy.

    Rachel Steele
    Arianna LaBarbara

    Also a fan of wifey of wifeysworld.com, holly halston and old classics like Leeanna Heart

    I’m a huge fan of MILFhunter’s work especially when he first came out and the girls weren’t porn stars but just regular moms with implants. It makes it more ‘real’ (insert troo punx heckle here)

  41. Regurgitator says:

    Hannah Harper, Hillary Scott and Tia Tanaka for me. Damn you sarge you made me download those girls that you mentioned and got caught by the wife (i forgot to remove the popup on utorrent that shows if they are finished downloading and I didn’t boxed her out enough as she slipped pass me and used the PC mfw)

  42. herinderpin says:

    Tiffany Mynx. Absolute magic.
    Sunny Lane (white fever, and i mean WHITE, not fake tanned shit)
    Sasha Grey
    Joanna Angel (alt, famous for “Lemon Stealing Whore”)

  43. grindcorizado says:

    I like mindy vega, riley mason, taylor rain, jennifer white and lela star before surgery.
    You should check mindy vega sarge!

  44. Novel says:

    I will never stop fapping to Lexi Belle’s, first couple years in porn. Via having a shaved Vagina and shorter hair. And Melissa Matthews/Matters/whatever hurts my cock she’s so hot.

    Sidenote – Brofist on Lexi diamond and Amia Moretti (she’s indian or some shit) pre-boob jobs. :(

  45. cougar party says:

    “Allie Sin: I only love her because she must be the least enthusiastic porn chick to ever get as much work as she did. She seems like she has the personality of a bag of hammers and I have no idea why she ever got paid to fuck on camera.”

    So true. It makes no sense. She’s probably the only “porn star” who I would genuinely be interested in interviewing. I mean, what the fuck?

  46. Boner Patrol says:

    Implants and lower back tattoos are a no go for me on porn stars, shit is gross.

    April O’Neil
    Lana Ivans
    Sasha Grey despite being hipster trash

  47. Austin Nutter says:

    What, so is Raven Riley not brown enough now? She’s like the first bish that comes to mind when you mention OTW pornstars.

  48. Lewis C. says:

    Ariel Rebel or Ivy Black.

  49. venezuelandude says:

    Faye Reagan and Little Caprice kajsdfhklshdfklsd

  50. Mustard Tiger says:

    PORN:Americas Past time

  51. luke says:

    /nohomo(phobe) but what’s the deal with being really into anal in porn (/IRL)? never got that.

  52. luke says:

    April O’Neil is hot as fuck, but classic example of the nerd bait thing you posted about recently. I forget if you mentioned her in there or not (via watching porn at the moment/can’t think straight).

  53. Manuwar says:

    So it begins, the greatest internet circle jerk of our time

  54. roger_camden says:

    Katie St. Ives
    Gianna Michaels
    Rachel Starr
    Isis Taylor
    Lexi Belle

  55. Anonymous says:

    Emma Mae (entry level hipster vibe)
    Little Caprice
    Shawna Lenee
    Nicole Aniston

    One thing I never get; what the fuck is up with Gianna Michaels?!
    Imho she has to be really the ugliest “popular” porn star around. Just look at that face, like she walked straight out of Planet of the Apes.

  56. Mads says:

    50plusmilfs.com for ya that’s what’s up!

  57. Inmyheadache says:

    Only name I can think of that I didn’t see on any list is Abbey Brooks

  58. Brah says:

    Ctrl-F, no Mia Rose, no Lolly Badcock, no Sasha Knox :(

    Good lists from most everyone though, I don’t really have a favorite pornstar, and if I had to make a list it would definitely include quality male talent (since if they can’t fuck the scene isn’t worth watching for me) big fan of Manuel Ferrara, Rocco, Steve Holmes, etc. etc.

  59. nahrhead says:

    Madison scott because super flexible and she looks like hannah montana’s friend

  60. Gauks says:

    Cant believe nobody has mentioned Tori Black, bish is unreal!

  61. Sizzle says:

    No Brown Fever on here?

    Candace Von
    Gianna Michaels

  62. logdeezy says:

    Abella Anderson is #1 in my book. Lela Star, Alexis Texas, Jayden Jaymes. Any girl with a big ass that knows how to ride it.

  63. Chainsaw Majini says:

    100% BROWN FEVER here.

    Havana Ginger (dem nips!!!), Summer Bailey, and pretty much the entire 8th Street Latinas roster.

  64. Mustard Tiger says:

    I feel like if I met james deen irl I would probably punch him, not to sure why tho, he is probably a nice guy or someshit.

  65. Mustard Tiger says:

    Awh shit how did I forget alexis texas, she totally is #1 on account of lettin dudes pittb

  66. Mustard Tiger says:

    Fun Fact! Lisa ann was born a block away from me…like twenty years before me of course. Most stuffi tye is dumb and for this I apologize

  67. Mustard Tiger says:

    Maybe its cuz I wanna bang alt chicks for a living, :/ feelsbadman

  68. Buck Russell says:

    I’m a porn addict, srs :/ I love milfs tho! I think bc they like me in rl? One of you brahs into psychology can probably confirm this?
    -Diamond Foxxx, Devon Lee, Holly Halston, Lisa Ann, Emma Starr (looks like one of my hs teachers), Kylie Ireland (from a nearby town in CO lol), Ginger Lea (the redhead one), Julia Ann, Mellanie Monroe, Tara Holiday, Vannah Sterling.

    Gia Dimarco, Breanne Benson, Jayden James, Nadia Rossi, Gina Lynn, Gianna Lynn, Kinzie Kenner, Velicity Von, Brandy Aniston, Samantha Saint (a skinnier version of my gf), Harmony Rose, Rebecca Linares, Tory Lane (b4 she got fat and cut her hair), Vanessa Lee (not the bbw, the latina), Juelz Ventura, Candy Mason/Manson (b4 she was 60% plastic), Mya Mckay/Nichole, Kortney Kane, Lizz Tayler (even with all those stretch marks, she’s hot as fuck), Kortney Kane, Lea Lexis, Tori Lux, Cody Lane, Gracie Glam (even tho I’ve seen her period blood)

    Not really into bishes like Tanner Mayes and Brooke Lee Adams, they look 11 brahs :/

  69. Mustard Tiger says:

    Sarge how about a post about dudes who try to whiteknight pornstars? Hilarity could ensue?

  70. JRPTR says:

    Some of my favorites:
    Delta White
    Melissa Lauren
    Amy Reid
    Charisma Cappelli

    And by the way, I head Eva Angelina is a french canadian. I know a guy who french kissed her at a party in Chateaugay (a place near Montreal).

  71. Mustard Tiger says:

    Is Stone that ponytailed dude that shows up every where, and brofist to whoever recommmended london keyes and its def deens sideburns that mmake me wannna strike him down

  72. Sly says:

    for a few years, i was in the same school class with eva angelina. a while back my female friend gave me one of her porn dvds, which was called e is for eva, and featured her in every kind of obscene gangbang possible. i wasn’t into it, but it’s funny because she always looked really familiar and then i realized who she was when i skimmed her wiki.

    no, did not smash, but she was like fucking older dudes way early?

  73. hughycash says:

    Serge, sorry if you or anyone addressed this (i skimmed the comments) but do you remember the early-mid 2000s Florida band, Phoenix Rising? Pretty mediocre rip off of KSE (still jammed it in the daewoo tho). Anyway Allie Sin was engaged to the singer and it caused so much shit in the scene back then. Was pretty lolzworthy. Peace

  74. Mustard Tiger says:

    Across twenty six winters is a dope ass songby them

  75. Hughycash says:

    Legit just had a YouTube sesh of pheonix mourning. Made me miss ’04….kinda

  76. Daniel R says:

    I’m totally setting up an appointment with Riley right now. Not even kidding.

  77. GooberGoober says:

    Isis Taylor.
    Presley Maddox.
    Sammi Spades (not big on blondes but she has to much of an ass to pass up.)
    Roxy Jezel.
    Lacey Duvalle.

    Really i could care less what race they are aslong as they got a cute face and a nice ass.

  78. The great Charles says:

    ellie idol! Most of her vids are kinda,lame but she has a few where shes dressed all scene-ish,super fuckable.

  79. nimplysaked says:

    What, no Tia Tanaka? :(
    Props for the Riley Mason mention D, I would stab and wife her in qual measures

  80. dave says:

    Ever google images of Hillary Scott? With safesearch off, you get about half blonde pornstar, half brunette country singer. The interracial stuff is especially funny since the country girl’s band is called Lady Antebellum.

  81. kmfcm says:

    Rachel Roxxx (annoying as shit though)
    Shyla Stylez
    Sarah Vandella (annoying as shit though)
    Julia Ann
    Lisa Ann
    Liza Del Sierra

    i dig Asa. I don’t think she’s quite as annoying as Rachel Roxxx when she talks. . . but that’s hard to do.

  82. Anonymous says:

    Charmane Star 4 LIFE

  83. protofail says:

    samantha 38g. Yeah, I aint afraid to admit it.

  84. Wesley says:

    Bobbi Starr.

  85. Chris says:

    Lexi Diamond and Tanner Mayes <3 so sexy

  86. protofail says:

    all my favorite pron bishes are whales. so I wont mention them.

  87. Kappler says:

    FAYE REAGAN, bitches. Also, Katie St. Ives.

  88. Mars Bar says:

    Abella Anderson is my pr0nstar crush right now (dat brown fever).

  89. deez says:

    Sunrise Adams pre-looking-fairly-derpessing

  90. Jackson says:

    Lexi belle

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  92. Pornfanatic says:

    Best BITTTsh is Lela Starr !

    freepornvideosonly (dot) com/search/?q=lela

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