4 SKILLZ are butthurt and threaten us with JUDGMENT BY THE SCENE

Posted on December 28, 2011 by Sergeant D

I feel like “TRIAL BY SCENE” will be featured in some History Channel documentary that airs in the year 3420, about cruel and unusual punishments of the early 20th century.

Oh, and nothing describes SYWH better than “pc-loving.”

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101 Responses to 4 SKILLZ are butthurt and threaten us with JUDGMENT BY THE SCENE

  1. nils says:
    December 28, 2011 at 11:34 am

    A german without a sense of humor??

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  2. Kotkotkot says:
    December 28, 2011 at 11:42 am

    LOLOLOLOL!!!! I told you so: Europe = No fun at all!

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  3. LeandroS says:
    December 28, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Man, that’s so funny! Hey Sarge, you should tell the chick: TITS OR GTFO!

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  4. sauce says:
    December 28, 2011 at 11:49 am

    thats not very pahzateev.

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  5. Progmatic says:
    December 28, 2011 at 11:51 am

    lol @ them telling you to learn more language after they are “loughing” at your “pc-wannabe-aggression”

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  6. Mikefrompluto says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    Yes yes yes! A thousand times yes!!! These are the best posts.

    Reply
  7. XheartburnX says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    It’s funny they are calling us stupid americans, when they are the ones acting like stupid americans.
    Also, “If not by law”? you going to report the site for hurting your feelings? Pussies. Stop snitching.

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  8. suchjosh says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE SYWH

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  9. Nightshift says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    Oh God. This is better than the Germans threatening Mr. Burns after he ripped them off when he bought the plant back. This is better than Hogan’s Heroes. There are so many jokes here, it’s overwhelming

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  10. Progmatic says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    how long b4 someone wk’s the hell out of this person

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  11. Christastrophe says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    The only way that could be more funny is if the ended it with “Please respond!”

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  12. Chinny chin chins says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:27 pm

    Between all the butthurt on tumblr Christmas day and this shit I guess ’tis the season to be a whiny pussy. Maybe they need to stop running “It’s a wonderful life” on tv.

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  13. Brah says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    I’m going through the old article now and I don’t see how I could call anyone “pc-loving” after they uttered the phrase “I don’t speak Hitler” or spent the beginning of the articles stereotyping the entirety of western europe.

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  14. Jayson says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    I want to hear a song with a JUDGED BY THE SCENE gang chant in it.

    JUDGED BY THE SCENE
    THEN CARRIED BY SIX!

    Or some shit like that.

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  15. a Euro says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:34 pm

    “This really makes us and the european movement laughing about…”

    yeah too bad the european movement is basically just laughing about Four Skillz….

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  16. Kotkotkot says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    I think what they really meant with “PC” was “computer-loving” and not “political-correct”

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  17. lol says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    i never noticed the umlauts in their name. nice touch.

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  18. Shiv The Impaler says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    This is amazing, it’s like art

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  19. nahrhead says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    YOU ARE FUCKED! Game over sarge, you had a good run

    Reply
  20. Ray Concrete says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    That’s it! I’m driving up there!

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  21. jm6g90 says:
    December 28, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    THE SCENE HAS SPOKEN

    Reply
  22. shawnyouwillhate says:
    December 28, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    I would hate to jock Metalsucks steez, but having a little headline near the banner that changes all the time could be hilarious.

    “COMMERCIALS FOR FREE”
    “PLEASE RESPOND”
    etc.

    Reply
  23. ILIKECATZ666 says:
    December 28, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    BRB, organizing large rally in Nürnberg, To judge and evaluate…
    better look out sarge, if you thought the PC/NFC police was bad,wait until you meet the German Beatdown HC/Beatdown SS Division, There will be judgement! but for reals now, i wonder why those lulzy beatdown bands take themselves so seriously, maybe you where right about euros all along…… feelsbadman.jpeg
    A concerned Euro

    PS:please,be safe

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  24. silent_platypus says:
    December 28, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    hold up, fucking dead lol at “learn some more language”

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  25. nightwork says:
    December 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    So who else is writing them pleading them to not bring Sarge before the judge of the scene?

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  26. XScene LawyerX says:
    December 28, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    Dear Sergeant D and Stuff You Will Hate Industries,
    You are hereby notified under provisions of Scene Laws P504 and 687, also known as the Fair Digital Scene Treatment act of 1998, that your actions have violated scene law. Please cease and desist all “wanna-be Agression” and “PC loving” against Four Skillz and the European Movement immediately.
    If you do not cease and desist immediately, you will be judged under Scene Law statute 704, and will have a hearing held at the Tuff Luck Deli and will be judged by your scene peers.
    Give this matter the attention it deserves!
    And have a nice day.

    XXX

    XScene LawyerX

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  28. jeh says:
    December 28, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    we need to make this east coast west coast fued with europe legit.

    Reply
  29. sauce says:
    December 28, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    when i used to live in virginia, there was this one black dude that would always walk around pits at shows and police dudes who were moshing too hard and bumping into kids. my friends and i called him officer mosh. so maybe they 4 skillz could call him on you.

    but srsly, learn some more fucking language sarge.

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  30. Ian says:
    December 28, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    Trial by scene would be an awesome band name, every member would wear a powdered wig.

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  31. jorbams says:
    December 28, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    Jesus, Ann from Arrested Development is PISSED! Someone get her some mayonnaise and an egg!

    Reply
  32. Walker says:
    December 28, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    This is the funniest thing that has ever been on this website. That email is the perfect storm.

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  33. Six Strings That Drew Blood says:
    December 28, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    Keep it up, Sarge, and that wiggerish kraut bish in the varsity jacket from Föur Skillz will come to your house and give you a stern pep talk like in their shitty video.

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  34. DudeBro says:
    December 28, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    Sgt. D, don’t let those jerks get you down. You are a wonderful worthwhile person with a great sense of humor. If I met one of those moshcore bullies in real internet life, I would write them an angry email to tell them to stop.

    Reply
  35. Lear says:
    December 28, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    SO AMAZING how butthurt Europeans always pull the “ignorant American” card while trying to seem like they are above generalizations and prejudice.

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  36. ILIKECATZ666 says:
    December 28, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    In unrelated news, could somebody sync that Hitler clip from der untergang with this email, would be pretty lulzy…

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  37. Lear says:
    December 28, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    For real though, what is this sentence intended to mean?

    “This really makes us and the european movement laughing about your pc-loving “wannabe-aggression”.

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  38. Lear says:
    December 28, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    Also, “Cheers”. LOL

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  39. chewbakka says:
    December 28, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    cyber police!!! U done goofed sarge!!

    Reply
  40. ge5undhe17 says:
    December 28, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    Please, be safe SYWH

    Reply
  41. Ada says:
    December 28, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    On one of their cds NOFX listed some unused song titles and one of them was “Insulted By Germans.”

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  42. yowhatupdo says:
    December 28, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    LOL@The European “movement” … Hardly any bands to brag about in Europe, most of them are ripoffs of what the US was doing 5 years ago.

    Reply
  43. john says:
    December 28, 2011 at 11:52 pm

    Holy shit this post and the comments are gold

    Reply
  44. HUANSOAHN says:
    December 29, 2011 at 4:13 am

    I am ashamed to be a german….hahah which scene are they talking about?the wiggerish 15 yr old hc bitch scene?this band is worse than cancer.

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  45. KlausForTheLulz says:
    December 29, 2011 at 6:18 am

    I’m from Germany and they are a laughing stock here. They go around german forums and talk shit like that everytime someone gives them a bad review/laughs at their derpness.

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  46. Alexander says:
    December 29, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    I listened to the Föur Skillz song

    and liked it =(

    Reply
  47. Seb says:
    January 1, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Sehr geil das Tatsachen verdreht und Menschen gedemütigt werden,
    die gegen diese respektlose Berichterstattung das Wort erheben.

    Ich frage mich, was hat der heilige sergeant d, was der rest der Welt scheinbar nicht hat.
    Wir haben Humor, nur darum ging es in dem Posting nicht. Ihr Verlierer.

    Hochachtung für diese tolle Seite……..nicht!

    Reply
  48. Inb4skin says:
    January 4, 2012 at 1:16 am

    Google translate anybody?

    Very cool twist the facts and people are humiliated,
    the irreverent word against those reporting the rise.

    I wonder what the holy sergeant d what the rest of the world apparently is not.
    We have humor, but that was not in the posting. Your a loser.

    Respect for this great site … … .. not!

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  49. Kotkotkot says:
    January 14, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    slow clap for google translate but it goes a little more like this:

    it’s awesome how the facts are twisted and people who speak up against this disrespectful coverage are humiliated.
    I wonder what makes the holy sergeant d so much better than the rest of the world.
    we have humor but the post wasn’t about that. Losers!
    I highly respect this cool site…not

    I have no idea what he meant with “we have humor but the post wasn’t about that”. maybe they have to learn2language their own language

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  50. SexHaver1987 says:
    December 11, 2012 at 11:41 am

    Where did the picture go :( ?

    Reply

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