Can we all agree this EMMURE shirt is the best merch of all times??

Dem plugs. Dat jersey. Dem money bags. Dem dollars signs in two different places. Dat snapback. Dem knuckle tattoos. Dat horrible distressing on the logo, and how the rest of the graphic is totally clean…  so fucking ignorant. So fucking great!!!

BACKED SO, SO HARD!

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20 Responses to Can we all agree this EMMURE shirt is the best merch of all times??

  1. Atomic Dingo says:

    I dunno why but I can see this airbrushed on the back windshield of a truck.

  2. JS says:

    holy LOL this awesome

  3. JS says:

    dat soulpatch

  4. Dr. Unk says:

    as if this needed anymore sweet detail, the Champion Apparel ‘Respect’ jersey is pretty killer

  5. Rolling Thunder says:

    I think it’s an homage to WWF attitude-era merch.

  6. beholdthesharktopus says:

    If only it wasn’t an Emmure design I’d wear it. I can’t bring myself to get into that band, too retarded even for me.

  7. nimplysaked says:

    ‘Felony’ is probably my favourite album of the last few years. I don’t know if that’s a bad thing or a good thing, but it’s true! I thought their ’1up’ t-shirt was more lulzy than this, it’s not like they even came with up that joke, they just stole an image that had already been floating around the internet for a few years and slapped it on some merch!

  8. Kylon says:

    That gif is so hypnotic I find that I can’t look away from Gary’s eyes…..

  9. LeandroS says:

    Nah, the “ask your girl what my dick taste lick” is better.

  10. Turkey says:

    Before I found SYWH I thought I was supposed to hate this band (via metalsucks) but now I non-ironically love them. Felony and SOTD are sick!
    I kinda feel bad for their drummer tho

    Wheres your top 10 list for 2011 sarge?
    Please respond

  11. BOOM says:

    Its all great except I cant get down with dat face. It throws me off. Im sure Emmure doesnt give a shit though and thats kinda cool.

    Lets talk about dat hooded character thats in a million hardcore logos/album covers like this:

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J-kDLYkpAd0/ScqM6gHrVtI/AAAAAAAAAyY/wEs7ACoyF5g/s320/release.jpg

    and dis

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UWPI3C1CSoU/TL–2mBwXEI/AAAAAAAABWw/ZcPuOy7uE1w/s1600/our+turn+cover.jpg

  12. Dannibal says:

    If I see anyone wearing this at a show, I will stab them in their vagina.

  13. Anonymous says:

    i got an old absolution shirt that is better than this.

  14. Wintermute says:

    I only rock Dan Mumford merch. (not srs)

  15. Salmon Slap says:

    For some reason I always thought the guy on this shirt was Frankie.

  16. Scrilla Tree says:

    Don’t like this band. Would floss this shirt. That’s respect.

  17. imfeelingcunty says:

    wat happened to all the lil debbie posts? PLEASE RESPOND

  18. Watt Par says:

    What is the difference between bad distressing and good distressing?

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