DEUCE has a new video and it’s fucking sweet (NSFW)

In the same way as Hatebreed makes me want to do deadlifts and punch people in the face, listening to Hollywood Undead makes me want to get drunk as fuck, do some lines, and stab the guts of as many randoms as possible. Obviously people with “good taste” avoid these guys like the plague but NO FUCKS GIVEN, they are the perfect soundtrack for poor life choices.

PARTYING LIKE IT’S 2008! Make sure you watch until 4:00, that’s when it gets really good.

Anyway, former HU producer/singer Deuce has a new single out which is about banging 18 year-olds with “pretty panties.” I wasn’t really feeling his earlier songs, but this one is fucking awesome and it definitely pushes the same “I need to buy an 8-ball and fuck a stripper NOW” button as vintage HU songs like “Dead In Ditches” and “California” did. If it’s too shitty for you, GTFO and enjoy the latest Touche Amore 7″!

Do you love early Hollywood Undead as much as I do? Does this video make you want to move to Riverside, develop a coke habit and bang strippers?? Are Deuce and Jesse Edwards of BTM secretly twin brothers??

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41 Responses to DEUCE has a new video and it’s fucking sweet (NSFW)

  1. DefeaterBrah says:

    Defeater > Cocaine

  2. Ottis Shredding says:

    The pinnacle of careers for some of them bishes

  3. fuckonthebeach says:

    almost got caught by my boss here at work but no fucks given. I’m not really into this kind of stuff but this vid is sweet. im not gonna get fired because of this douche. good thing my desk is located on a blind spot and im an expert in the art of ALT TABBING. (“ei can you please look at this papers etc etc”, auto alt tab then “sure thing boss”).

  4. m00k says:

    HU is the shit. Some youngin got me into them back when they were still a Myspace band and rapping with Jeffree Starr lol

  5. RugbyHomo says:

    it DOES get good at 4 minutes!

  6. herinderpin says:

    i wish all music videos were this

    also i swear on mohammed (pbuh) that i saw some girl i knew near the end

  7. Save Parker says:

    So many titties, and what a twist! Hope this video blows up so I can justify doing a parody of it.

    “Yeah, its just a bunch of topless girls, and we grab their titties a lot, and they’re bouncing in slow motion.”
    “What the hell does that have to do with anything?”
    “Well that other band did it, and they aren’t ‘good’, so umm, we’re making fun of them? For art? Like really big titties I mean.”

  8. Walker says:

    I give it 1.5 years before he is playing at the gathering

  9. Dannibal says:

    This video makes me wish I was 10 years younger and made poor life choices.

  10. chewbacca says:

    I’m losing sleep, I’m losing friends. Got a love hate love with the city I’m in.

  11. cgrind says:

    thank goodness my internet got reinstalled, and this got posted just in time for my celebratory fap party

  12. jorbams says:

    Who was running the Suicide Girls website while this was being filmed? Shits alive, did they rent them by the pound?

  13. thetotalbro says:

    The reason I can’t get behind HU and Duece: It reminds me of the ICP fans that I worked with at Little Caesars when I was 16-18 who were some of the trashiest people I ever met (not the fun “I’ve got at least 5 great stories that involve the cops” kind of trashy, I mean the scary “I’ve got 5 not-great stories that involve the cops that I tell any chance i get” trashy). I’ve never met a fan of this stuff that didn’t give me the creeps/have a pretty bad addiction to oxycodone or meth. But they are good at what they do:)

    • nightwork says:

      Tho I don’t have the same shitty experience with juggalos up close cause I have a decent life and job, I tend to agree.

  14. concernedphilosopher says:

    Musically I thought that sucked but I can always appreciate an eye full of boobies.

  15. lol says:

    You say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence

    You say Miley Cyrus,I say Paramore

    You say T-Pain,I say Muse

    You say Eminem,I say Linkin Park

    You say Jonas Brother,I say Green Day

    You say Rap ,I scream ROCK!
    92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DON’T LET ROCK N ROLL DIE !

  16. Lucifersmile says:

    Coke make my weiner hate me

  17. derpbro says:

    how much you deadlift brah?

  18. Wintermute says:

    Was Jeffree Star supposed to be in the video but didn’t show up?

  19. Watt Par says:

    This fucking rules. Beat is hard as fuck. Tits everywhere. This is how you be a scumbag in musical form. Makes Flocka look tame, even though I’m sure realistically Flocka is a scary hood nigga and Deuce is a waifish lower-middle class honkey.

  20. nustej says:

    I actually got into the video, but then again I hit the mute button @ prolly the 3 sec. mark.

  21. Manualdad says:

    THIS FUCKING SET OF MY FRIDAY MORNING. SOLVING COUPLED DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS NUMERICALLY MY ASS, I WANNA SHOOT BISHES AND WEAR GLASS-SHARD COVERED MASKS. fuck.

  22. Zosimus says:

    Even Deuce sounds embarrassed that his ‘rap’ flow is so shitty.

  23. Novel says:

    raeg at Touche Amore. Worst band.

  24. Dirty says:

    Should of turned the gun on himself. Song is weak as fuck, but the titty’s bring it up a notch or two.

  25. KOLGATE says:

    this shit is terrible. fuck that faggot and jeffree star

  26. Fazz says:

    Love this. #nofucksgiven

  27. zipE says:

    methinks dude is overcompensating for summink – prolly total shit in the sack. i would like a chance to shoot some sluts like that though

  28. Sami says:

    But i like deuce and i like touche amore..
    :(

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  30. Kumichou says:

    That was lol. Can’t get into these kinda stuff. But yes, I’m definitely going to listen to Touche Amore. No fucks given.

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