
I like to think of SYWH as more than just a moderately popular blog for nerdy, introverted music nerds who wish they were popular, normal people: to me it’s a COMMUNITY. As such, I love it when people ask me questions such as the one above that really make me think. I saved this one in my inbox for a few days because fuck, I had no idea what was going to be The Next Big Thing in videos… until now:
Look out for moshing in the basketball court of Soviet-era public housing to dominate the scene in 2K12, I think this video is going to open a lot of eyes and keep location scouts busy well into 2K13. Additional notes:
- Dat drummers hat– why is it always the drummer who embarrasses the band with novelty headwear???
- 1:10 not sure if ironic circle pit, or just clueless Russians who learned how to mosh from Youtube tutorials
- Whose idea were the leaves on the drums? “Yuri, you must hide your drums under these leaves, or the secret police will confiscate them and trade them for potatoes”
- More bands need to do stuff like the part at 2:20 where they all jump 4 inches off the ground in slow-motion
- The clean vocals at 2:30 or so- I love it when Euros who don’t actually speak English can’t understand their own lyrics, so they just memorize the sounds
- Kinda stoked on how lulzy all their outfits are, because it reminds me of back in the day when people in hardcore bands looked like outcasts and broke-ass losers who got their clothes from a cardboard box behind Safeway with “FREE” written on it in Sharpie (srs)
Which will be bigger in 2K12, basketball mosh videos or fortress wall videos?? Have you ever tried a dance move you saw in a mosh tutorial video??? Will the next Attack Attack video prominently feature autumn leaves???
Thanks to reader Nick for awaring us to this!


I liked the part where they had the Refused riff.
Thought the same thing.
This is literally what I came in here to post. Fuck.
I have tried a mosh move i have seen in a video lol. Can’t keep doing the same kicks bro.
Between this and Circle Of Death, it seems Euros are pulling ahead of America and Britain.
ha thats funny bro
We taking over. And American metalcore bands can’t even copy this and make videos on basketball courts cause they’d just get beat up by black dudes who actually want to play basketball there.
LOL
“Whose idea were the leaves on the drums? ‘Yuri, you must hide your drums under these leaves, or the secret police will confiscate them and trade them for potatoes’”
I just lol’d in my Labor Relations lecture hall class
you must pay a bribe to the director of security or he will impound your laugh
When I read that part, I immediately imagined CPT Price growling those orders to you in a stealth part of a MW3 mission.
Dude whats with these ruskies and the shorts above the knees fuckin cringe
To continue the whole euro band video’s
/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f__1x6mHCp0
Here’s one that i found of the french band “Alea Jacta Est’. Beach Themed video’s could be a big contender too.
I am writing a post about this. It is fucking amazing
Man, I’m moving to the country and I was going to rent out field space to local bands. I guess i’m going to have build a basketball court too.
since there is a nearly limitless supply of metalcore bands this will be an excellent source of residual income, GJDM
sweet. I got some gear to do some sweet slow mo, so i’m pretty stoked.
grassy fields will never be overplayed
they’re tr00 Defeatercore
needs more “BLEH”
1. So much short shorts 2. can’t say i disliked it 3. actually digged (dug?) about the first half 4. LULZ Yankees beanie or whatever you call it around 3:25 5. such a small drum set. but, it gets the job done and is quite portable
I definitely lost it at the NY beanie.
EASTERN BLOC HARDCORE!
Is this some sort of lulzy euro gymnastics video? that one kid in he black skinny jeans and black hoodie does the same failed cartwheel attempt like 6 times in the video.
hahahaha those cleans dude!!! lol funniest thing ive seen in a while ha :) the leaves on the drums are fucking priceless. These dudes should win an award for funniest music video of all time.
“I like to think of SYWH as more than just a moderately popular blog for nerdy, introverted music nerds who wish they were popular, normal people”
in the parlance of hip-hop blog commenters, you just ethered us, sarge!
“I like to think of SYWH as more than just a moderately popular blog for nerdy, introverted music nerds who wish they were popular, normal people”
You know us to well bro!
It’s like he can see me sitting here typing this right now!
Not me. I’ve actually become popular, normal people over the past few years.
fave dude = 44 seconds in, confused and he just sorta gives up.
Yes! He’s doing a dad at a hip hop conert move after that pretty bitchin’ cartwheel thing that everyone loved so much. I also love that there’s a basketball just left there.
‘No man, leave it there. Makes it real authentic’
We have tonnes of ‘ghost’ i.e. half finished/empty housing estates in Ireland beside lots of green fields, I sense an opportunity
everything you pointed out was so spot on. Your pro at this man.
Kinda reminds me of a third rate non-gothy atreyu video.
Vladamir, Lev, and Fedors amps got confiscated and sold for a sacks of potatoes and Vodka.
Vadims father is the deputy chief, so he got away clean though
Vadims a pusscake, but at least he’s got potatoes and vodka!
Yeah this is pretty tight, but fuck that FORTRESS WALLS 2k12 DOMINATION.
I encourage all you upstart bands to take your gear and cameras and start jamming in front of your local National Guard armory like doing a guerilla conert. The footage of the ensuing tussle as MPs beat you to a pulp #Occupy style will add to the realness and truth of your music video performance.
Alternativley: RenFair Mosh!
Russian Straight Edge: You drink everything except vodka.
not even mixed
Wow. that ending breakdown doesn’t hit at all. Goes into the chugging but fucking shitty ass KSE clean vocals. damn.
I wish there would’ve been a slo-mo shot of the snare where leaves flew in the air kinda like 80s glam videos where they did that with glitter.
For my bands video we’re not playing in a grassy field…
We’re playing on a tram in a grassy field!
Also our drummer wears a spongebob squarepants hat so we’ve got the embarrassing headwear for the drummer down already.
When we’ve done it I’ll send you guys a link, should be pretty lulzy. Just throwing a house show on this old tram on a mates property and filming it all to go with this demo/ep thing we’re working on in the next month or two.
Ah, the old “put something in a grassy field and use it as a backdrop so you can pretend you’re not filming in a grassy field” trick. Seen at its very cheapest here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqU-U1pvoSo
MOSH MOSH SLAM DUNK TWIRL B-BALL
AND BARF
here’s your answer to this post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f__1x6mHCp0&feature=g-all
It’s really interesting how sissy a bunch of skinny sceneters/euros doing mosh moves are, but make it a 200+ lb. dude in a Madball jersey and it is infinitely more hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfYca6G1S9s what about this one russian hardcore video?
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