…and the whole world got butthurt. Please “forgive me” if this is old newz to you.
I paid no attention to this band before, due to them being boring technical metal and Christian to boot. Writing them off as another Columbus scene band born out of the vinyard, I skipped over their name anytime I read it.
Then something happened. They filmed a party video. I’m not about to get into whether they are still Christian personally or as a band, but this may be the epitome of the SYWH lifestyle right here. Seems like they changed some members, stepped up their production game, and decided to loosen up and have a good time with the music. Oh, and start partying their balls off. Mega-butthurt X-ian fans are now likening them to Emmure and Atilla like it’s a bad thing.
I truly appreciate their lack of effort in finding a more realistic police uniform.
The youtube comments provide endless lulz from confused fans that have since all the way back in 2008. Proof:
lol, because it was a party!
If you haven’t jammed their album Conviction, make sure you peep that shit cause it goes hard. TCA’s choice to abandon their faith and tech metal is fully backed by SYWH, I’m just bummed nobody invited me to this party.
Lol @ dat stripper police outfit
Officer Long Dong von Hugen-Rod
Not gonna lie this shit is fuckin lame, and its lamer then the christain deathcore shit they were doin if that’s even possible
nah man, at least they got rid off the melodic death metal riffs, that still make me puke uncontrollably, when I hear them.
The “rapping” and the ultra deep Djent riffs were to my liking.
sorry no this is actually garbage. but above being garbage. mroe than that the songs on conviction are just plain boring and bland.
guardians was super awesome metal that had loads of sweet breakdowns that fit perfectly. now that the crimson armada are like this. why would i bother listening to them, their old sound was all original and fun. its like why would i listen to this when i could just listen to emmure or attilla.
the whole oh wow we’re at a house and everyone is totally asleep on the lawn cos we partied soooooo hard is gay as shit what is this ? skins?
dgaf if they are christians though who cares. they released a guardians style album aswell unde the name “the holy guille” and it tore me a new arsehole.
skins = awesome
not sure i get your point
Comparing something to Skins like it’s insulting= I probably don’t agree with you on a lot of things.
This. Since when is doing drugs, fucking and having a blast a bad thing?!
its a bad thing when you have to try and convince everyone you are having a better time than you actually are.
also WOAAHHH WE PARTIED SO HARD THERE WAS A GOAT THAT SHOWED UP? DUDE HOW DID A GOAT SHOW UP AT YOUR PARTY IT MUST HAVE BEEN CRAZY!! YEAH I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT BUT OUR LIVES ARE PRETTY ZANY IT WAS JUST LIKE AMERICAN PIE BUT IN REAL LIFE. JUST SAYIN.
Unexpected animal appearences are a sure sign of a wild party.
There has been two different occasions now where I’ve woke up to a emu or chicken amongst me…
I thought that Neil Patrick Harris was the singer for a split second and the guy who played Ted from How I Met Your Mother was one of the guitarists, and that made me think of “The Goat” episode.
OUR LIVES ARE PRETTY ZANY IT WAS JUST LIKE AMERICAN PIE BUT IN REAL LIFE. JUST SAYIN.
legit LOLed @ this
I legit love the word “zany”
Glad that they got rid of Donald Duck on the vocals. Can’t really back though, not that my opinion here is relevant seeing as the only partycoreish song I like is Solar Flare Hommicide.
I SEE A FIRE IN THE SKYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw them open for the chariot and they kept apologizing for alienating their fans and everybody just looked at the guy all “who the fuck are you???”
When i saw these guys live a while back they sounded like every other boring christian band on scream teh prayer but the singer had a blink tattoo so i liked.
Shit was probably the only song/video ever posted here that I watched the whole way through without having to flush my eyes out with gasoline.
Now after second go around; Is the cop supposed to be portraying a hipster?
Shit, this is good. Is the whole album like this?
YES
Not the before, or the after. Putting this anywhere near the Recognize post just highlights how ghey TCA are. Tryhard-christers-turned-party-animals? Try again, maybe next album they can re-invent themselves as postcore-alt-country-earnestbros or some other such shit. Their goat has no horns.
maybe next album they can re-invent themselves as postcore-alt-country-earnestbros or some other such shit
sometimes you have to experiment with many different alternative personas before you find the right one!
Every time I see any kind of “Christian” music, I think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Ys1pJavYE
These dudes never claimed to be a Christian band, that being said they can do whatever they want. Anyways I liked guardians better but when they play some of the songs from conviction live the songs are a lot more fun.
Maaaan I was actually liking this until the crappy cleans came in.
If they didn’t have the same production style that they had on Guardians this would work a lot better, but it just feels limp because it’s produced like a tech metal album, not a moshcore album. NEEDZ MOAR BASS BASSICALLY
NEEDZ MOAR BASS BASSICALLY
to be fair, this comment could be applied to basically every metalcore/deathcore/slam release of all time (except for the Demolisher EP because that has bass drops literally every 4 bars)
If life had moar bass, we basically would not be having global warming! It kinda feels good to be otw because of the abundance of bass in my life! :) Thank you for your post, and god bless…
Moshing
So Christian metalcore was paying and they switched markets, makes a ton of sense, really surprised anyone cared. Since when was integrity that big of deal, and how much different is it really?
So Christian metalcore wasn’t paying and they switched markets, makes a ton of sense, really surprised anyone cared. Since when was integrity that big of deal, and how much different is it really?
I’m not sure I get what ur saying bro, please repeat??
I’m not sure I get what ur saying bro, please repeat??
Ha, nice. I forgot how to delete my own comments.
Ha, nice. I forgot how to delete my own comments..
fag
Anybody else hear the sweet easycore riff at 2:10? Mirin the FUCK out of that easycore riffage.
clearly when they left metalblade and signed to artery they met Attila. lettuce be cereal , God will never forgive them.
was really enjoying that shit till the little fggt came in with the autotune, do they do that every song?
Shawn, was this filmed at the City Lights campus house?? Srsly looks like it. Bummed we didn’t get invited [via nobody wanting to get asked why their uncles were in the video]
yep same house.
“i lived right down the street in the 2000s, those were the days”- uncle 1
Is their band name some sort of menstruation joke I’m not getting? “Sorry honey, not tonight. The Crimson Armada’s departing via my lady parts.”
mirin the chicks makin out @ 3:23
I’ve been reading through this website because I thought it would be something I’d enjoy; but I have to say.. What a painfully unfunny excuse for columnism. I even agree with the author on most of the things he hates, but it’s just.. incredibly unfunny.
Does it tickle your pickle?
I was never a fan of them, but I’d take the old sound over this any day. srs
The cleans just kill it for me.
i saw these guys at the basement in columbus when they first came out a few years back. they had a 2 person mosh pit of their bros and the singers mom and dad were there totally confused about the whole thing. i think the singer might of also had a super smashable lil sister too. but i could be wrong on that.
some1 please confirm
commense fb prowling
not as good as rod torfulson’s armada featuring herman menderchuk.
These dudes have always partied. I saw them when they were touring on Guardians and they had merch with pot leaves on it.
If anyone has any doubts about them being formerly Christian, check their myspace…Dead give away.