Sup bros, I’m Beholdthesharktopus, a longtime reader/commenter under my real name, Austin Nutter, and today I’m going to tell you about The Ultimate Warrior’s upcoming reality show.
Squatting the bar, u mirin?
This video is hilarious for reasons I can’t even put into words. The Ultimate Warrior just seems like someone’s angry dad who’s pissed that his son decided to join a band instead of play football. Apparently this is the trailer for a full-length show called The Warrior Show, which apparently involves, and upon further research found out that it’s directed by Ash Avildsen, who is also the CEO of Sumerian Records.
:30=QUALITY FUCKING TELEVISION
If you had told me a week ago that a show was in the works that would involve The Ultimate Warrior yelling at Danny Warsnop and calling him fat I probably would have thought it was too good to be true. Perhaps this is Ash’s and the label’s way of saying having a chubby Danny is bad for business?
So do you think this will be an awesome show? Is the entire Sumerian roster going to get jacked as fuq because of this show? Does watching Warrior yell at people ever get old? OH MY GOD I AM SO MOTIVATED RIGHT NOW!