Since I started paying attention to it a couple months ago, I feel like there’s a nearly endless stream of white knighting on the internets, and it’s never not funny. I was trying to think of some kind of some kind of theme or clever way of organizing all this, but fuck it, this stuff is funny enough on its own! Without further ado, here’s the latest batch of embarrassing, desperate white knighting I collected:
This kind of thing seems really popular with black guys, not sure why. Can we make #iberespectingfemales a trending topic??
Bill corrects Richard on Monica’s medical status
This makes no sense to me– what’s the point of anonymous WKing?? All I can think is that whatever phaggot did this is planning on telling some girl about it so he will think that he’s “a really sweet guy”
Can we “thats it.. im coming up there..” be the next “please… be safe”?
.When you’re fucking her in the ass, Another guy is making gay Tumblr posts about it
Not sure if Walter’s direct approach is a reflection of his balls out, DGAF approach to dating, or due to him being old as fuck and not really knowing how to use a computer
It’s lulzy enough that my waifu Jamie Eason posted this, but as you can probably guess the army of white knights who jumped to her defense was even more hilarious. IMO Greg’s mistake was not sending that 163rd email that could have cleared everything up.
Also, would WK the fuck out of her/10
Greg dun goofed, Ron’s friend back traced him. Strong paragraphing skills.
Joseph sets Greg straight