Thanksgiving has come and gone, but if there’s anything I am really thankful for, it’s the fact that this site has somehow attracted a pretty good sized amount of awesome people who seem to think along the same lines as I do. I’m kind of a weird fucking guy, so that comes as a big surprise to me. With that said, I feel like there is still some confusion. I get a fair amount of emails/asks/etc that are like “DUDE I HATE EVERYTHING TOO KIDS THESE DAYS SUCK SO MUCH,” when that is exactly the opposite of what I’m trying to say.
Reading this bummed me out :(
I know it sounds gay, but I just wanted to take a minute to talk a bit about what SYWH is all about, and why we waste spend our precious free time on it. Not to be all “ITS RLY COMPLICATED U WOULDNT UNDERSTAND,” but I just wanted to spell it out. Sorry it’s TL;DR but I JUST HAVE TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST, MAN!!
1. I HATE HATERS
Although this blog is called “Stuff You Will Hate,” what it means most of the time is “stuff that I like (or at least used to like), but you will probably hate if you are an uptight asshole who takes music really seriously.” I used to have a metal blog, but I quit doing it because every time I posted about anything other than IMN-approved, old-school death metal, the commenters poured on the hate. I obviously don’t do this for the money, and I got so sick of all the negativity that I bailed on the site and metal in general.
I landed on the idea of praising stuff that I am into, especially since I have always been notorious for liking bands that nobody else does and people seem to find that entertaining. I was talking to a tr00 hxc friend of mine about this and said “Dude I should do a blog about bands I love, but everybody else we know hates.” Without missing a beat or a hint of sarcasm, he said “You will never run out of content.” AND AT THAT MOMENT, A BLOG WAS BORN.
2. MAKING FUN OF STUFF WE LIKE
You can tell if two guys are really good friends, because they’re constantly busting each others’ balls, bringing up embarrassing shit from the past, and generally having a really good time being complete assholes to each other. Therefore, you can tell I genuinely love punk/hardcore/etc because I spend most of my free time busting it’s balls on the internet. Obviously, I talk shit on here all the time, but don’t mistake that for being a hater.
Also, it’s important to point out that when I make fun of this stuff and the people who like it, I’m really making fun of myself just as much. I used to be a super-PC vegan sxe warrior, a snobby internet metal nerd, a self-pitying beta fggt, a loudmouth teenager with excessively strong opinions about music, and just about everything else I make fun of on here. If I was 16 now, I would probably be the most obnoxious Defeater/Title Fight/tr00 hxc fggt on earth with the most embarrassing, lulzy Tumblr that would haunt me for years.
3. MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
Is there anything worse than people who rain on the parade by being RLY SRS, especially when the thing they are taking way too seriously is something as stupid/inherently unimportant as music?? A lot of things fall into this category, with No Fun Clubbers on the more annoying side of it and overly-enthusiastic teenage fangirls on the harmless, funny side of it. My point is not to hate on anyone, but to say “Bro, lighten up, it’s just fucking music.”
Giving a shit what kind of music other people like? WACK. Getting mad because genre X exists? EMBARRASSING. Taking the fun out of punk/hardcore/etc by writing songs about how your pussy hurts because you don’t like the people you go to college with?? PURE FGGTRY. Basically, lol @ u if you care about anything other than acquiring currency and females (I suggest pursuing them in that order, but you are free to prioritize for yourself).
4. DON’T BE MEAN
You know what sucks even more smug douchelords, people with tr00er-than-thou attitudes and attention-starved Tumblrsluts? People who are just plain mean. Obviously it’s hilarious when people get butthurt when we make fun of them for dumb shit like how they have a mancrush on Austin Carlile or inadvertently get a Dodge Ram tattoo, but I would never post about someone in a way that was genuinely hurtful or would fuck up their life (eg sending n00dz to their boss, posting their parents’ phone number, etc). And when I do mock them, it’s because I want to help (srs).
4. REASONABLE OPINIONS AREN’T VERY ENTERTAINING
Lettuce be cereal: nobody gives a shit about copy-pasted news, fair, “professional” reviews, and dull interviews full of stuff like “HERP WE THINK THE NEW ALBUM IS OUR BEST STUFF YET” and “DERP WE DON’T CARE HOW PEOPLE LABEL US WE JUST PLAY WHATEVER WE WANT.” And if they do, that’s what AP, Absolute Punk, The PRP, etc are for, so who needs more of the same? I’ll let the NFC/oldfags/’srs music journalists’ handle it.
I think reading about music should be fun so brb letting AP get really mad about how some pop punk band for 16 year-old girls uses autotune too much. So when I say that Man Overboard makes me feel like I guzzled a gallon of rageahol, what I really mean is “I am mildly annoyed by this band for the following reasons,” but nobody wants to read that or “ummm this band is pretty good I guess, I don’t mind listening to them but I wouldn’t fave them on Spotify.”
The last thing I want is this to turn into an MS offshoot with HxC and Fun Things
tl;dr
Beautiful. I really liked the last section because that’s kind of how Arbiter approaches music itself. It seems that breaking the mold is what garners attention nowadays no matter how legitimately you do it! At the end of the day though, haters gonna hate, and ignorants are gonna not understand, and so on. That’s why you troll the shit out of them. Can’t wait to do that, by the way. We’ll let you know when we’re ready to go. Still gettin things done.
<3 the arbiter method
Backed. Hard.
Feels like it needs a summary/conclusion paragraph but obvs backed. I think SYWH’s real benefit is making people realize that you shouldn’t have to label anything as a “guilty pleasure.” If you like it, embrace it and accept the fact that other people might be doing the same thing to shit you don’t like.
This.
Your opinion on Hunter Moore/IAU.com? Please dnt reply w/ “I don’t hav one”…juscurious.
Complicated! When they make fun of band guys for sending floppy cock pics to girls they’re trying to bang, it’s fucking hilarious. When they post fangirls’ nudes it’s still funny, but mostly I feel bad for the girls because that will haunt them for a long time. Then I fap :/
Feel bad faps rule.
Jess Bowen random background makes me happy
This
Backed. Please don’t respond.
I would like to add that people getting sincerely upset over stuff they read on this site is as absurd as it is funny and probably escalates the lol factor x10.
this is the only blog about music i read, the others are too boring
Standard
Process
Audit
I’ll be the first to admit that I started reading this site strictly for the comedy aspect. But now when I go out to the local dives, I put Attack! Attack & Emmure on the jukebox. I’ve lost a few friends because of my new found appreciation in this style music, but no fucks given.
IF U DONT LIKE EMMURE, WE’RE NOT FRIENDS
I was mainly reffering to the time my bros got up and left me during the “This is a family!” breakdown…In hindsight it’s funny, but at the time it sucked.
I feel yah, man
Aww…
Dude, I could care less about 90% of the bands talked about on this site. I am here for the lulz!
Seriously, tho what happened to like lamb of god, in flames, hatebreed, etc … Or are you queers into the semi heavy, techno music wih the autotuned pop star voices that if their lucky they might have like one good line in each song
Ill be praying for those haters.
I used to hate just about everything in music, but I also reached that point when the hate turned into hilarity. I think it’s something that comes with becoming a generation Z oldfag. Now the only ones I make fun of are djenters cause they get so cereal about their polyrhythms and soaring vocals.
This site has made me a better person. srs.
sounds homo but srs, i wish that when i was a kid, someone had been around to tell me certain things. so i do my best to pass on any oldfag lessons i have learned!
^^ Yup – 50% of the reason for posts I’ve written (srs)
ah ‘preciate it
+1,000,000
Same here. I did not understand the concept of “Liking what you like is fine” before… I thought I did, but I didn’t!
Sadly I’ve given most of the music featured on here a legit chance and it’s just not my thing and I love Opeth etc. but that is ok, and it’s ok for other people to like fun things. I just kind of hate fun and relaxation. And that’s ok too!
This. I still have random fits of rage at music, but they die out pretty quickly when I realize I’m being a dumbass.
I find myself thinking about this site when I want to mock music I legit don’t like IRL, then I don’t. I’m jealous of kids that find this site/attitude when you’re at that age where you’re supposed to be critical of everything else. Teenage years with a NFG attitude would have been rad.
What can I say? I’m a huge fan and I’m going to stick around ’til the shows over.
i used to read sites like pitchfork, brooklyn vegan, etc pretty regularly (don’t make fun) but now SYWH is pretty much the only music site i read. this should tell you a lot about how much my musical tastes and attitude towards pretty much everything have evolved for the better. when i visit those sites every now and then, i get pretty embarrassed about how seriously i used to take my opinions – especially when i read the comment sections of those sites.
it’s not just about music though. it’s pretty encouraging to find folks that like what they like and don’t browbeat people who don’t agree.
I read this blog pretty regularly, and I think its genius! Even though I’m pretty much a tr00 hxc fggt, I think its hilarious when you make fun of my favorite bands. It reminds me not to take myself too seriously and take a joke sometimes. I know that almost nothing on this site is 100% serious, so why make a big deal out of it? Besides, all the jokes and observations you make are pretty lulzy
This.
I didn’t “get it” all at first, but over time I’ve grown to appreciate this blog. Its the only one I regularly follow.
u mad bro?
sad :(
That’s it, I’m coming up there!
Being an avid MI reader from three or so years ago, I was a little confused the first time I stumbled upon SYWH. I thought it was kinda ironic but then I got it, and I can say even though I don’t dig all the bands posted here every post I read is really cool and enjoyable.
Keep up the good work Bro. #nohomo
:)
Love you Sarg xoxo
I miss metal inquisition. Don’t get me wrong SYWH entertains me on a daily basis, but I’m too much of an old fag for a lot of the bands you talk about on here.
I’ve grown to really love this blog, but man… Some of the stuff on Metal Inquisition like small-amp-metal was seriously unreal. So funny.
I didn’t write the small-amp metal thing, Lucho did. Most of the stuff people liked best was his.
Sarge, u just broke the 4th wall, bro!
Only bad thing about reading SYWH is if I tell a tr00 bro I’m listening to something like Emmure, they’ll be all, “meh, All Pigs Must Die is the really real shit.” Bums me out, cause I used to be all about that kinda oneupsmanship in the past, and it’s the most pointless thing ever.
I bet you smoke black & milds! I used to like that shit when i was in high school. lol
not sure if i understand, but i do enjoy a black & mild on occasion
just an example of a 1-up I heard
FUCK THE HATERS!
I will always <3 Wigslam Runoff
lol
thank u.
You should install a butthurt detecting bot that points people taking music too serious to this post.
I love you sarge. Our music taste A little different (brutal death all the way) but you are the shit. Stay tr00 br0
<3 you, D. This is not only a manifesto of SWYH but life/the internets as a whole.
A friend and I are doing this Chill Guy Gosling meme in real life. It's kind of stupid but it's Ryan Gosling responding to people when they ask him if he likes this or that band: Either "Oh yeah, cool stuff. Nice guys too, I hear" or "Nah, not my thing man but appreciate what they're doing."
Maybe it'll catch on????
love it! i’m so embarrassed when i think about how offputting and grose i must have been when i had super strong opinions about everything and forced them on anyone who was unfortunate enough to be around…
Also ,I used to be best friends with jessemmure’s brother in high school. He was legit embarrassed by him and we used to make fun of him for it. feelsbadman.
I completely relate to that. It’s as if everything rides on liking certain bands. So embarrassing to look back on. My dad still gives me shit about how uptight I was about music.
even tho youre constantly trying to help out kids not make bad decisions and im reading you making fun of other kids bad decisions, im probably going to make those same bad decisions on purpose when i get the opportunity. not rly out of spite, but just sorta coz i want to fuck up my life and some bitchin tats to show for. half an hour ago i was contemplating what crimes i could commit that i could land a prison sentence for about 6 months (yknow so its not TOO long). :S
Totally understand! Some of us just have to scratch that self-destructive itch and there’s nothing anybody can do or say to talk you out of it. We’ll be here when you get paroled, brah!
I guess the whole short term jail thing would depend on where you live. For example: Here in the south, kicking your pregnant girl in the stomach will get you six months or less. Howeve, stealing from a place like Wal-Mart might land you in a world of shit. So my suggestion would be to learn your local laws, and possibly check out the sheriff’s website to see what people are serving and for what. Also, please be safe!
Here in the south, kicking your pregnant girl in the stomach will get you six months or less.
You say that so casually, like as if it’s common knowledge / happens all the time / you’re speaking from personal experience…
I had no other choice! Me reproducing would be a real injustice to the world….Once again my sarcasm slips through the cracks and is void on the internets.
lololol. I love when southerners say stuff (including jokes/sarcasm) that reinforces negative stereotypes. Never not funny.
I found this place from that Entombedcore post, which was dead on about the style essentially being Lo-Calorie Entombed/Repulsion with weaker vocals, except I don’t think Nails are that great.
Really though, music is a diversion. It’s a luxury, not a lifestyle. Dont’ be ashamed of what you like, but don’t be a dick about it either.
/\ /\ back dis
but if you do decide to make it a lifestyle (like, say, becoming a professional musician) you kind of need to be an elitist dick sometimes, and you will occasionally need to out-elite someone to get a job or to show that you deserve your current one. just know when to shut it down, such as when you are hanging out w/ normal ppl!
Wouldn’t it be awesome if there was a site similar to yours(stuffyouwillhate.eu),but strictly about euro stuff(“BASSHUNTER’S NEW EP-YOU’RE RAVING” or “Ten dubstep djs from my hometown who own skrillex” or “who is your favourite turbo folk bish”) (srs)
(a guy can dream,right)
“who is your favourite turbo folk bish”
PLEASE WRITE THIS POST!! srs
right back at ya (srs)
DON’T JUST DREAM IT
BE IT
I usually tried to play the role of the “No breakdowns? not music” kid. Too many people didn’t get it, but that’s the art of trolling I suppose.
I’m a euro white knight but i like your blog
So many lulz colliding in one person!
Holy shit, you must be really thick skinned bro!
Also, I legitimately felt sorry for that Slam Poetry girl whose feelings were all hurt. No white-knighting though.
By the time she’s 30 she will be laughing with shame at her video too. Hopefully sooner.
this site’s hilarious, and I don’t even like a lot of the music posted. I can’t get into pop-punk or some of that more sxe tough guy/oldschool hardcore, but the writing is still really funny.
I’m a lot of things that this site makes fun of (IMN, beta, occasional white knight, etc) and unapologetic about it, but I actually like the content. The posts making fun of videos of bands that I hate are still funny. I’d actually be interested in more romantic advice and “real world advice” articles like for getting a career started and making adult decisions about things, even if they are from a guy that is attracted to tumblrsluts and non-ironically likes Chunk! No Captain Chunk!
What the.. this article is my life. Are you me?
Being a college/hxc brah I love the lulz this site brings.
“Getting mad because genre X exists? EMBARRASSING. Taking the fun out of punk/hardcore/etc by writing songs about how your pussy hurts because you don’t like the people you go to college with?? PURE FGGTRY.”
Bro, you just said not to get mad that a certain genre exists, and in the next sentence implied that you’re mad that tr00 pop punk exists. Y u contradict yourself?
Read the last section, bro.
It’s sad that you had to “explain the joke”, but I guess you had to to maintain the integrity of the blog. I’ve been following this blog for a long time now and I think it is pretty unique in the content and tone, and it is good to be able to read something that doesn’t take the ridiculous subcultures we all belong to seriously. I don’t really care much for the music outside of the super downtuned stuff and rap, but the writing is hilarious enough that I read it all anyway.
IMO the one thing that irked me about SYWH is the comments on the articles about women. Obviously the subtext of all of them is ‘if you act like an asshole to get girls you are a shallow dick, and it will never work if you are actually trying to start a relationship, but it works for random hookups so oh well’, but a LOT of people seemed to take them at face value, which i thought was super cringe-worthy :(
“but a LOT of people seemed to take them at face value, which i thought was super cringe-worthy :(”
This is kind of the entirety of the man-centric internet/amateur PUA community. It’s dark.
I didn’t get that you were trolling and I legitimately hated the first few posts of yours I read on metalsucks (I’m pretty sure you called BTBAM deathcore) but at this point I only read metalsucks once or twice a week and I read this blog everyday. Proud to no longer be an IMN
See, if we’re really going to explain the joke i think its important to note is that no one is really trolling. Well, theres probably quite a bit of yanking peoples chains to get a rise to be sure, but it really is just exaggeration of honest opinion and sentiment.
Like in your example; Any random average joe couldnt possibly tell the differnce between 30 seconds of a BTBAM song and a Despised Icon song, but it’s hillarious to see all the butthurt about people who do and cant comprehend why you dont.
It’s like a mocking sincerity.
I vote you just shut the entire site down.
My grammar, spelling and sentence structure have degraded to shit since I found this place.
SRS!
FUCKING THIS!
I’ve never understood people’s logic, do they honestly think to themselves:
“I like X genre of music, I’m now going to be a complete fucking assshole to everyone else who disagrees with me, and refuse to back down on anything”
Listen to music / enjoy it / have fun / repeat. <= So simple, no need for hours and hours of arguing and butthurt and obnoxiousness.
Sarge, you rage at most of the stuff i like (srscore, tr00 hxc, dadpunk, etc) but its so gaddamn funny that I can't possibly get mad about it. I've literally translated this attitude to every area of life; if someone rips on you, just have a lol and move on with your life.
<3 U, SYWH8er's
Very deep article, my first thought and most provoking was that Avril Lavigne truly is/was a hot bish. Wood smash.
Just so you know, you are all my bros and I love you in the most completely sexual way ever. #nohomo
I want to make sweet love to you by the fire. #nohomo
Backed hard.
This whole site is backed hard for real. I no shit found this blog because I fucking googled how to be scene in my junior year and it somehow lead me here. I can’t even believe it but thats the sad truth of the matter. From that point I evolved into a tr00 fag for senior year and then I relize fuck all this its too much work and no fun. Honest to Jebus SYWH has helped me open my eyes to the reality of the matter more than I care to admit. Even if I first read SYWH with the wrong intentions and half heatedly I feel like I have come full circle because of it.
THANKS SARG U NEVER NO WHAT YOU DID FOR ME!!@
I think I was googling “nintendocore” about a year ago when I first came across SYWH, which is odd because there isn’t a single article about nintendocore on this site.
I found some random hilarious post about crunkcore and dumb scene kids, and I fell in love with this site p much instantly.
It’s funny. I was on a date and my girl asked me what music I was into. At this point I could have lied and whatnot, but then I decided to take the SYWH path of making light of what you love. So I just made fun of myself for liking tr00 punk and metal and just entertained my date with stories about how awful the scene is. Once again, being chill and not taking your interests too seriously saves the day, thanks SYWH!
I CONCUR WITH ANEVILFROG MOFOS… AND LETTUCE BE CEREAL… YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET AN “A” IN YOUR ENGLISH LIT/COLLEGE COMP CLASS BY WRITING IN ALL CAPS AND HAVING THE GRAMMAR STRUCTURE OF A 15YR OLD PREGNANT CHICANA FROM EAST LA N SHIT… WE COME H3R3 2 LAFF N N0T G1V3 A FUK WAT OTH3R P30PL3 TH1NK N CHIT….
THERES NOTHING LIKE MAKING FUN OF THE HXC SCENE I USED TO LOATHE IN HIGH SCHOOL BEING A TR00 DEATH/BLACK/THRASH/DOOM-CROSSOVER/SLAM/PEDO-AND-BOWEL-GORE-GRIND LOVING METALHEAD… BUT AS YOU GET OLDER YOU WILL LIVE AND LEARN… AND LAUGH AND APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT THESE TATTOOED LOSERS ARE WORKING IN WAREHOUSES AND OTHER MENIAL LAME MINIMUM WAGE JOBS.. >=D
… I LOVE THIS SITE SO KEEP IT UP SARGE!!!
… FEEL BAD FAPS ARE DA SHIT!!!!!!
I LAUGH @ THIS NEW DUMBASS GENERATION OF FGGTZ LISTENING TO CRUNK/EASYCORE WHILE DRINKING JOOZ/4LOKOS N LOOKING COOL WIFF DER
LAMEBRO0O0TAL PLUGGZZZZZZZZZ…..I CAN’T WAIT TILL THE SARGE RIPS ON =D
NO FUXXX GIVEN….
NOW TIME TO GO BACK TO MY FAPPING OF LIL DEBBIE X-D
I DID NOT KNOW SHE EVEN EXISTED UNTIL SYWH CAME INTO MY LIFE…
THX SARGE!!
PS: DON’T WORRY ILL BE SAFE YOU GUYS =D
NOW BRING ON THE LULZ =]
P.S.S: HOPEFULLY I HAVENT GOTTEN ANYONE BUTTHURT SO I WONT BE JUDGED BY THE SCENE… THAT WOULD NOT BE KOOL =/
P.S.S.S: I WOULD SO BE DOWN TO WRITE ” SO WHAT KIND OF MEXICAN ARE YOU? THE SYWH EDITION” OR ” THE TOP TEN NARCO CORRIDOS/RANCHERO/CHUNT SONGS THAT YOUR NEIGHBORS BLASTS IN HIS F-1-2-3FIFTY OR GET DRUNK TO”
=]
WHY ARE YOU YELLING? WE’RE ALL RIGHT HERE BRO, YOU DON’T NEED TO YELL ALL THE TIME! YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY WITH A GOOD HEART BUT YOU ALWAYS YELL AND IT MAKES ME THINK THAT MAYBE YOU GET A BIT OVER EXCITED SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
PS. LOLOLOL @ “HAVING THE GRAMMAR STRUCTURE OF A 15YR OLD PREGNANT CHICANA FROM EAST LA”
nah not really …
the only thing i get excited over are tall chix w/ legz for dayz or really long hair and chix w/ colored eyez =]
i just did that 2 prove a point lol
but yeh…
in be4 the hipster/scene grammar police arrests me and makes me write a 40 page compare/contrast paper on Asking Alexandria,Oli Syke’s tattoos, Myspace, Facebook, easycore, srscore, and tumblrsluts
As a IMN/hipster/fggt with a self-deprecating sense of humor, I find your posts to be hilarious and inspired. I think people need to take your approach on things and learn not to take things too seriously and to laugh at themselves. Life’s too short to be srs and butthurt all the time.
I’m a permenant IMN from the suburbs, know almost nothing about punk/hardcore but SYWH is probably my favorite blog ever (srs). Sarge’s articles are so goddamn hilarious and it really has made me a better person [via having a sense of humor about stuff I like, learning to lighten up and have fun ect ect]
Sarge, you are clearly very smart and a great writer, I could read a post about what kind of deck-treatment you use on your patio and it’d still be a good read.
….and please, be safe.
(^LOL C WAT I DID THer)
If everyone in the world could just take things less seriously and have some fun, it would be a better. Stuff You Will Hate the movie?
The sequel to BIG BUSH?????
Sarge, I have to say, your site appeared at about the point in my life where I either could’ve fallen into NFC/IMN territory, or moved into an absolutely no fucks given attitude (via being, like, sixteen or seventeen).
Prreeetttyyyy sure it’s (at least partially) because of you that I realised what an absolute moronic wanker I was being with all my “You don’t like the music I like? That makes me better than you” shit. Being rly srs is just so fucking boring and obnoxious…it’s a miracle I managed to have friends back then, now that I think about it.
my feelings after reading this summed up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMIyu34Ms_g
man i love this site it’s the only one I read regularly
totally love that peter pan as srs hundredth fag background!
speaking of srs meaningful music: http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/369/cumparty.jpg
I read this blog and think “Thank you God there was no such thing as youtube and digital cameras when I was a teenager”. Being old feels good man, for once! Now who stole my cane? I can’t find my cane and somebody stole it.
http://youtu.be/ARXfQzfl9EQ
This is good opinion. Thank you for your contribution.
****”Except when I make fun of Melissa Millionaire because that is the funniest thing ever”
Also you should probably just delete the blog and post Blingees of you & Jess Bowen with Dancing Snoop every day.
I non-ironically love “shit teens are into” and wish there were more articles about shows on the disney channel and the most dope/reckless swag 17 year old girls wear in the mall.
this site has made me a better person and actually made me appreciate other opinions of music. SRS.
Even as a tr00 old vegan hxc warrior, I’ve got nothing but love for this site. Despite the fact I’m always going to have NFC affiliation, Sgt. D has taught me chill out on the music snobbery and access my pop-punk side on a more regular basis. Many a thanks for that.
Sorry all, big-time oldfag here, but I think explaining it ruins it. It’s like trying to explain Andy Kaufman to someone. #sharkjump (but I’ll keep reading just to make sure)
You make fun of everything I like. I love that.
Started coming here because I got tired of metalsucks and their comment section arguments. Always liked D’s posts on MS so I decided to give this blog a shot. I don’t really even go to MS anymore. I get serious news from PRP and come here for the comedy of it. I’ve always had a wider taste in music than most people I know. Which is why I think I like this site so much because you guys like a little of everything it seems. I like most of the shit that gets made fun of on here, but I don’t care, its entertainment. Music is subjective at best. Don’t see the point in getting butthurt because someone else doesn’t like X band or whatever. Keep the comedy coming.
http://i.qkme.me/35ohc7.jpg
Sarge, I wish the you now were my mentor as a dumb teen, I would have been slightly less fggty ;_;
this blog seriously rules. the humor is right up my alley. bros take their core and metal scenes too seriously, it’s ok to make fun of ourselves. this shit is stupid and ridiculous anyways.
I credit this site with being a vital part of my late-teenage maturing into well rounded, socially normal, human being with very different tastes from most people I meet and being able to wield them without being a dick about it.
Thing is, I kind of already had the exact same views, I just needed Sarge to be a bro from over seas lettin me know other people think that way too. Love you brah, no homo.
^^(DIS DIS DIS)^10
thx for sharing this Sarge D. almost feel sorry now for giving you shit for the euro-mockery.
J
I’m into this post. The shit that got me into the site has kind of felt like it’s been steamrolled by str8 h8 lately. I liked the whole oldfagz being all “yo! we’re pot committed here we can never leave! Get out you fools, while you still can!” about growing up with punk/hardcore/metal etc.
Now this is the part where I whinge that I’ve it seems the younger posters don’t understand that when old fagz are mercilessness ripping on hipsters, annoying womyns rights sxe vegan crusaders etc. it’s because a lot of them are still our friends that we’ve grown up with through all he stupid music scenes we’ve been involved in. Jumping on the “me too” bandwagon with the hate is totally missing the point.
feelsbadbetaemotionsharingpostman
I first came across this blog from SA’s article about BOTDF no wait, BC13. Read the articles and thought “WHAT THE FUCK, I HATE THESE BANDS-” but then I lol’d instead of getting mad when I looked at the blog header again.
Also, thank you immensely for those bitchin Nu-Metal and WK posts. Makes my day every day
came for the sick slams, stayed for the lolz.
“it sounds gay”?
what are you, 12?
Love this site bro, keep up the good work! Also, if I ever thought you were truly being mean or cruel to somebody, I’d stop visiting this page immediately. But no, what you do is all in good fun and it’s srsly some of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Sarg, you are awesome, this site is awesome, and the bro’s here, who are aware, are awesome.
Please stay safe D.
Fuck yes. This had to happen sooner or later. Thank you.
Btw,thanks for helping me out of my IMN phase.
“SYWH SAVED MY LIFE”
Guys, I love you so much!!!!! I want to hug each and everyone of you!
even if i dont really listen to the music that is discussed here, but this site is fucking rad. loving the posts and loving the people who comment underneath. some srs life lssns to be taught in here, troo story. thanks for the laughs guys
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the fuck–I thought this site was supposed to be tr00
fuck you guise then
goin back to metalsucks
I love this website, but why do you have to say fggt quite so much? The actual homos (myself included) who dig your humor are a little bummed out by this, even if it’s ironic, ’cause you’re just keeping the idea or ‘lame = gay’ alive. Can’t we just call lame shit lame? I’m a dude who fucks dudes, and I think your constant use of ‘fggt’ is HELLA GAY BRO.
They changed the definition of that word bro
It has nothing to do with homobros now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGyKBFCd_u4
Dude… I’m a “fggt” too, and I gotta say that you’re being a little bitch. Take it like a man.
Ah, another Americunt with a blog who thinks memes and one-liners are funny.
Music isn’t inherently unimportant in my opinion.. and maybe you wouldn’t need a page explaining your quirky and ironic web name if you guys didn’t confuse the shit out of people by putting up shit that you DON’T like as well, like that Scott Sparks bullshit. Kinda make up your mind guys! Maybe I’m just not getting the point. Whatever. Good blog anyway, better than most.
Or maybe some people just arent smart enough to handle the nuances of sarcasm. It’s okay, not everyone can read the National Review, just like not everyone can get into Tiger Beat. Thats okay, it can’t be everything to everyone.
What’s this cites problem wit metal? All the shit you listen to weather it be screamo, post hardcore, deathcore, whatever it all came from metal. I love metal I also enjoy some slightly heavier riffs like you’d find in deathcore. I don’t see what the problem is with that
The problem isn’t the music, it’s the unbearable fans. And really, that could go for any form of music. But since D mainly comes from the Hardcore background, this is how it plays out.