brb my penis has PTSD now
There are so many enraging things about girls in their early 20s that it’s hard to single out any one thing as the most irritating. Among the worst is when they get into their “dressing to impress other girls” phase, which means that they turn into disgusting hipster trash: high-waisted denim shorts, tit curtains, those stupid black glasses, Lady Gaga shoes, etc. I’m sure their equally-groce friends think they look really cool and take turns flattering each other with insincere compliments, but my penis wants to run away screaming.
The most recent example of this is Girls That Look Like Skrillex, a Tumblr that has an alarming number of girls who, uh, look like Skrillex. There are like 75 pages, but my penis begged me not to look through more than five, so I’ll let you find the most offensive examples.
For now, I will just leave this for any of you brahs are unfortunate enough to have a girlfriend who is going thru a grose hipster trash phase. Please tap them on the shoulder, show this to them, and shrug as if to say “I’m just saying… Uggs or GTFO.”
DO NOT FUCKING WANT