Wait, SUFFOKATE are good now?!

“We’re Suffokate from Oakland, and we came to HERP THIS FUCKING DERP!!!!”

I used to make fun of SUFFOKATE all the time because, well, they are awful, generic, C-level deathcore and the singer has the most retarded sickest gauges ever. Or should I say WERE, because it turns out that their new album is pretty fucking sweet! (But don’t worry Tumblrsluts, his gauges are still siqq as fuk)

Not ashamed to say that I have listened to this song like 4 times in a row at the gym; it’s that rare combination of brutal and super catchy that so few deathcore bands are able to find. Srs, this is as good as the genre gets IMO; I am mirin their progression!

Oh and DEM LYRICS! They could easily make a different Impact font shirt or meaningful-Tumblr-lyric-graphic from every line: “I see no miracles,” “I don’t believe in hope I just believe in pain,” “I am a series of small victories and large defeats,” etc. You have to admire their marketing savvy, so much Tumblr fodder in just this one song!!!

In case you were wondering if their fanbase had changed at all, I’ll just leave this here.

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38 Responses to Wait, SUFFOKATE are good now?!

  1. Void Eater says:

    OMG I don’t know whether to get the album and the hoodie combo or the album and the tank top combo I want 2 get both but my mom says we don’t need 2 cds and omg mom dont you know anything about supporting the scene fuck haven’t had such difficult choices since that Carnifex package deal!!!

  2. JAShearman says:

    Funny because a lot of their old fans hate this album because it’s not ‘br00tal’ enough.
    I’d say it’s a step up but still not a fan, artwork is amazing though, Grindesign is a fucking wizard.

  3. anon says:

    New Suffokate is the shit man good look! It’s like beatdown + deathcore. Beatdeath? Deathdown? Whatever the shit goes hard.

  4. Dental_Damnation says:

    Wait….. U srs?

  5. Dannibal says:

    WTF? You made me pause my itunes bright eyes mix for that Oceano tripe???

  6. DarthZedd says:

    Suffokate has always been good!

    • MasterSlave says:

      1. Backed hard
      2. Pretty sure there is an old MetalSucks post where the Sarge says something to the effect of “why don’t all deathcore bands sound like Emmure, the Acacia Strain and SUFFOKATE” dunno why he’s saying they only got good now???????

  7. GirthIsPain says:

    I am 24 i think i am the oldest suffokate fan in western NY. Always loved this band for some reason.

  8. Sheamus says:

    Rapid mirin that Devin Townsend kick sound. Br00tz!!

  9. To get the “TUMBLR WORTHY SUFFOKATE LYRICS IN IMPACT FONT” ball rolling…just for you, Sarge!

    http://therealanarack.tumblr.com/post/15346143206

  10. justin says:

    i played in suffokate. srs

  11. chewbakka says:

    First album sucked (Hoover wasn’t the vocalist), second album was pretty good (Dem bass drops) and the third album is even better.

  12. Master_Robocock says:

    I perfer the old sound..more slam riffs..This shit is too generic

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsuaHvDvkBE&feature=related

    This is for me ..a good SUFFOKATE sound..this is so 2005..hahahaha

  13. hankmccain says:

    “HERP THIS FUCKING DERP”

    I almost peed

  14. Anonymous says:

    I remember they played in my town a few years back. Ol’ dudes first mosh call was “FUCKING HIT SOMEBODY” or something along those lines. He then proceeded to get butthurt and stop the song when some guy actually did what he said. Needless to say, I was VERY confused.

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