When I make fun of nerds using Final Fantasy references

21 Responses to When I make fun of nerds using Final Fantasy references

1. Hutty says:

   January 16, 2012 at 12:11 pm

   Haha, a grue was the first thing I thought of. FML

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2. Leandro S. says:

   January 16, 2012 at 12:26 pm

   i thought of pokemon

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   • jm6g90 says:

     January 16, 2012 at 12:55 pm

     me2

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3. saywhat says:

   January 16, 2012 at 12:30 pm

   I wasted so much time trying to figure out the right turn of phrase to make things work in these games

   > walk up stairs

   I don’t understand what that means.

   > walk stairs

   I don’t understand what that means.

   > go stairs

   I don’t understand what that means.

   > FUCKING WALK UP STAIRS YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING SHIT GAME

   I don’t understand what that means.

   (time passes)

   > climb stairs

   You climb the stairs.

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   • Sergeant D says:

     January 16, 2012 at 1:10 pm

     I’m sorry, I don’t know how to fuck.

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4. Lucifersmile says:

   January 16, 2012 at 1:19 pm

   LOL or Oregon Trail

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5. Perry Stalsis says:

   January 16, 2012 at 1:39 pm

   SPACE QUEST III 4 LYF

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6. noaltchx says:

   January 16, 2012 at 2:04 pm

   Mentioning Zork led me to googling all the chicks from Leisure Suit Larry 6. feelsforeveraloneman.pdf

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   • Sergeant D says:

     January 16, 2012 at 2:05 pm

     Dear god. Praying 4 u

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7. Thug Waffle says:

   January 16, 2012 at 2:11 pm

   Clever.

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8. Ian says:

   January 16, 2012 at 2:37 pm

   oh wow…i used to play Zork on my friend’s Mac circa 1986

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9. TWO STACKS says:

   January 16, 2012 at 3:25 pm

   wow sargent d is a rpg guy we really would be top top bros

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10. TWO STACKS says:

    January 16, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    really butchered the word Sergeant

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    • Godeye says:

      January 17, 2012 at 3:58 pm

      “Sgt. D”? Or too close to “fgt”?

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11. SirCaresALot says:

    January 16, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    lol old ppl.

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12. beholdthesharktopus says:

    January 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Literally lol’ed at this.

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13. jorbams says:

    January 16, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    Did anyone ever get down with MUDs? Legend of the Red Dragon was my jam. Hey, where did all the women go?

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14. J_hunter says:

    January 16, 2012 at 10:18 pm

    Actually it reminded me of Saints Row Three, because in 2012 we still make text based levels for ps3.

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15. ge5undhe17 says:

    January 17, 2012 at 8:51 am

    Roll initiative for fortitude save against no fun metal nerd

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16. Matt says:

    January 17, 2012 at 10:50 am

    if you run into a post-metal nerd, make sure you bring plenty of phoenix down’s

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17. Latinoheat!!! says:

    January 17, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    those lame ass text games reminds me of those stupid ass pick your own adventure books i used to read back in elementary/middle school …

    will you take the forest pathway or go back home?

    i will take the forest pathway…

    … you got killed by a bunch of trolls in the dangerous forbidden forest… you are a fucken moron and a failure in life.
    =/
    feelsbadman.jpg

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