And people wonder why I hate on “alt porn”

Posted on February 3, 2012 by Sergeant D

Dem 100 year-old zombie hands. Dat stomach tat. Brb my penis is on life support.

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62 Responses to And people wonder why I hate on “alt porn”

  1. Keka says:
    February 3, 2012 at 9:25 am

    I DO like some alt-porn and this is still quite clearly a terrible thing done to a girl who’d be actually kinda attractive without.

    Reply
  2. Sharkley says:
    February 3, 2012 at 9:28 am

    I’m sorry but I don’t wanna look at bitches I could fuck for a 20 bag when I look at porn

    Reply
  3. Inb4skin says:
    February 3, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Busted as fuck. Dat grose Skrillex haircut isn’t doing her any favours either.
    If you can fap to this, I salute you, for you are one sick motherfucker.

    Reply
  4. Trey Azagthoth's Quake III Clan says:
    February 3, 2012 at 9:34 am

    Alt-porn is a stupid term and a lot of it sucks, but… Cute OTW girls with tattoos? YES PLEASE.

    Reply
  5. SirCaresALot says:
    February 3, 2012 at 9:56 am

    I dont mind it. As long as its not to over done. Like this is pretty much my limit. So… WOOD SMASH!

    Reply
  6. Anonymous says:
    February 3, 2012 at 10:06 am

    The concept of “alt porn” seems sound enough, if it weren’t an excuse for not incredibly attractive women to do porn. The golden rule of porn should still apply to it, the bitch must be fucking hot.

    Reply
  7. Brononymous says:
    February 3, 2012 at 10:12 am

    Disgusting

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  8. Save Parker says:
    February 3, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Stuff like this is always gross to me.

    But barely alt girls in regular porn = hot every time.

    Reply
  9. nochance says:
    February 3, 2012 at 10:28 am

    everyone has said everything i’ve wanted to say already, which is surprising as fuck because i figured mawhsers would be grabbing their swords and shields to defend these 6′s.

    Reply
    • Inb4skin says:
      February 3, 2012 at 11:00 am

      I mawsh, doesn’t mean I want to smash bishes that have been through a meat processor and lived to tell the tale. My sword is staying in its sheath.

      Also, 6 is very generous…

      Reply
      • nochance says:
        February 3, 2012 at 1:03 pm

        you sure about that? the hands are rough as shit, but take away all the radical shit like tats and ratnest hair and she would be quite a good lookin girl.

        Reply
  10. Triston says:
    February 3, 2012 at 10:36 am

    I don’t watch porn to look at girls I could actually smash in real lyfe. I want my porn stars with big fake tits, super tan, and in amazing shape.

    Reply
  11. Feathered_Derpent says:
    February 3, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Shame is I think there used to be a decent looking chick under all those acid burns.

    Reply
  12. thetotalbro says:
    February 3, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Must… resist… urge… to whiteknight….
    Honestly, I’d fap to this chick til my dick was raw. Can we still be friends, D? PLEASE RESPOND.

    Reply
  13. Lear says:
    February 3, 2012 at 11:45 am

    Wood smash her earlobes.

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  14. Dental_Damnation says:
    February 3, 2012 at 11:48 am

    Gauges….all these people with gauges are gonna feel pretty fucking stupid when this shit isn’t popular anymore. Like right now in 2012.

    Reply
  15. Da scorn says:
    February 3, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    id fuck that..id just tell her not use her hands! fapping works too

    Reply
  16. Rolling Thunder says:
    February 3, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Half leather jacket top, best part about this pic.

    Reply
  17. Chuckles says:
    February 3, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    Is this one of the before pictures from Faces of Meth?

    Reply
  18. nonameisfinetoo says:
    February 3, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    Would bang. No fucks given.

    Reply
  19. thecodelus says:
    February 3, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    wood slip my wiener through her saggy earlobes

    Reply
  20. Lucifersmile says:
    February 3, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    It’s getting kinda gay in here.

    Reply
  21. Alex_P says:
    February 3, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    I could literally stick my erect dick through her earlobes, and my dick is of considerable size.

    Reply
  22. Đebz says:
    February 3, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    brb fapping agressively

    Reply
  23. shivbeatus says:
    February 3, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    Girl could be super hot if she didn’t any of that “Body modification” crap

    Tits is tits

    Reply
  24. Sandwiches666 says:
    February 3, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    WOODSMASH/10 but seriously, wtf is up with her prune hands? As long as those don’t go anywhere near my weenus (for fear of necrosis), I’ll be gtg.

    Reply
  25. Boner Patrol says:
    February 3, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    Do people not think of their future? I doubt Black Kat Tattoos has a good 401k for their part-time model/piercing girl.

    Reply
  26. 7DRR says:
    February 3, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    Chest pieces on girls never look good.

    Reply
  27. Six Strings That Drew Blood says:
    February 3, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    What is up with her grose hands?! They look like Robert Mitchum’s hands in “Night of the Hunter”.

    Reply
  28. darth spader says:
    February 3, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    nothing says privileged white girl like horse riding hands

    Reply
  29. King Krakken says:
    February 3, 2012 at 7:41 pm

    All I can think about is that those damn stretched ears smell like rotting flesh (truth!)

    Reply
    • Fight titles says:
      February 3, 2012 at 11:02 pm

      This. All my friends with gauge smell gross.

      Reply
    • Sandwiches666 says:
      February 4, 2012 at 11:20 am

      This is why I can’t get down with pierced nipples. I don’t wanna put my mouth on that.

      Reply
    • Queen of Internets says:
      February 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm

      Considering that STRETCHED EARS only smell if you don’t clean them regularly, and or stretched them with and regularly wear acrylic acrylic jewelry, it’s likely that her ears don’t smell.

      tl;dr. Ears don’t smell unless you’re a dumb fuck.

      Reply
  30. John says:
    February 3, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    dem boobs. don’t care about the rest of her face/hands.

    Reply
  31. SalviBro says:
    February 3, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    “My bitch ain’t got no tats, I hit it from the back” – Tyga

    Reply
  32. JB says:
    February 3, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    i could get down to this… but i date girls like this too…. sooooooo…… not the old hands though.

    Reply
  33. Dirty says:
    February 3, 2012 at 11:12 pm

    Her head looks fucked

    Reply
  34. Anonymous says:
    February 3, 2012 at 11:30 pm

    Bitches shouldn’t be calling themselves pornstars, alt or otherwise, unless they’re down for getting tag teamed by some black dudes.

    Reply
  35. abraham says:
    February 3, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    i don’t see the prob here? shes a damn cutie, imo. http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/wp-content/uploads/Eightball4.jpg

    Reply
  36. J_hunter says:
    February 3, 2012 at 11:53 pm

    Porn in general is fucked, my personal belief is that guys watch alt-porn the shock value of grose chicks.
    Good luck with your dopamine goals for 2012…

    Reply
  37. handnonymous says:
    February 4, 2012 at 3:08 am

    a beta poem: “by any other measure, she is a solid nine. but due to disfiguring burn scars on hands, she will settle for being mine” “I love scarred women like Padme Lakshmi. I feel like she could understand me” “your guaged out lobes are a safety and hygeine hazard, WK rides up and tells you it’s what’s inside that matters” “

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  38. Fazz says:
    February 4, 2012 at 9:27 am

    Groce. I kind of dig the calligraphy on her stomach tatt tho. If it was on an album cover or a shirt and not some skrillcut having bish It would be kind of rad.

    Reply
  39. ge5undhe17 says:
    February 4, 2012 at 9:34 am

    MY LIFE CHOICES, I HAVE NO REGRETS, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM!!

    Reply
  40. Justwannasay says:
    February 4, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    I’d just like to point out old hands probably=rest of her being older. Face and body are easier to photoshop than hands…..

    Reply
  41. LOLgoroth says:
    February 6, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Is that Grim Kim??

    Reply

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