And people wonder why I hate on “alt porn”

Dem 100 year-old zombie hands. Dat stomach tat. Brb my penis is on life support.

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62 Responses to And people wonder why I hate on “alt porn”

  1. Keka says:

    I DO like some alt-porn and this is still quite clearly a terrible thing done to a girl who’d be actually kinda attractive without.

  2. Sharkley says:

    I’m sorry but I don’t wanna look at bitches I could fuck for a 20 bag when I look at porn

  3. Inb4skin says:

    Busted as fuck. Dat grose Skrillex haircut isn’t doing her any favours either.
    If you can fap to this, I salute you, for you are one sick motherfucker.

  4. Trey Azagthoth's Quake III Clan says:

    Alt-porn is a stupid term and a lot of it sucks, but… Cute OTW girls with tattoos? YES PLEASE.

  5. SirCaresALot says:

    I dont mind it. As long as its not to over done. Like this is pretty much my limit. So… WOOD SMASH!

  6. Anonymous says:

    The concept of “alt porn” seems sound enough, if it weren’t an excuse for not incredibly attractive women to do porn. The golden rule of porn should still apply to it, the bitch must be fucking hot.

  7. Brononymous says:

    Disgusting

  8. Save Parker says:

    Stuff like this is always gross to me.

    But barely alt girls in regular porn = hot every time.

  9. nochance says:

    everyone has said everything i’ve wanted to say already, which is surprising as fuck because i figured mawhsers would be grabbing their swords and shields to defend these 6′s.

    • Inb4skin says:

      I mawsh, doesn’t mean I want to smash bishes that have been through a meat processor and lived to tell the tale. My sword is staying in its sheath.

      Also, 6 is very generous…

      • nochance says:

        you sure about that? the hands are rough as shit, but take away all the radical shit like tats and ratnest hair and she would be quite a good lookin girl.

  10. Triston says:

    I don’t watch porn to look at girls I could actually smash in real lyfe. I want my porn stars with big fake tits, super tan, and in amazing shape.

  11. Feathered_Derpent says:

    Shame is I think there used to be a decent looking chick under all those acid burns.

  12. thetotalbro says:

    Must… resist… urge… to whiteknight….
    Honestly, I’d fap to this chick til my dick was raw. Can we still be friends, D? PLEASE RESPOND.

  13. Lear says:

    Wood smash her earlobes.

  14. Dental_Damnation says:

    Gauges….all these people with gauges are gonna feel pretty fucking stupid when this shit isn’t popular anymore. Like right now in 2012.

  15. Da scorn says:

    id fuck that..id just tell her not use her hands! fapping works too

  16. Rolling Thunder says:

    Half leather jacket top, best part about this pic.

  17. Chuckles says:

    Is this one of the before pictures from Faces of Meth?

  18. nonameisfinetoo says:

    Would bang. No fucks given.

  19. thecodelus says:

    wood slip my wiener through her saggy earlobes

  20. Lucifersmile says:

    It’s getting kinda gay in here.

  21. Alex_P says:

    I could literally stick my erect dick through her earlobes, and my dick is of considerable size.

  22. Đebz says:

    brb fapping agressively

  23. shivbeatus says:

    Girl could be super hot if she didn’t any of that “Body modification” crap

    Tits is tits

  24. Sandwiches666 says:

    WOODSMASH/10 but seriously, wtf is up with her prune hands? As long as those don’t go anywhere near my weenus (for fear of necrosis), I’ll be gtg.

  25. Boner Patrol says:

    Do people not think of their future? I doubt Black Kat Tattoos has a good 401k for their part-time model/piercing girl.

  26. 7DRR says:

    Chest pieces on girls never look good.

  27. Six Strings That Drew Blood says:

    What is up with her grose hands?! They look like Robert Mitchum’s hands in “Night of the Hunter”.

  28. darth spader says:

    nothing says privileged white girl like horse riding hands

  29. King Krakken says:

    All I can think about is that those damn stretched ears smell like rotting flesh (truth!)

    • Fight titles says:

      This. All my friends with gauge smell gross.

    • Sandwiches666 says:

      This is why I can’t get down with pierced nipples. I don’t wanna put my mouth on that.

    • Queen of Internets says:

      Considering that STRETCHED EARS only smell if you don’t clean them regularly, and or stretched them with and regularly wear acrylic acrylic jewelry, it’s likely that her ears don’t smell.

      tl;dr. Ears don’t smell unless you’re a dumb fuck.

  30. John says:

    dem boobs. don’t care about the rest of her face/hands.

  31. SalviBro says:

    “My bitch ain’t got no tats, I hit it from the back” – Tyga

  32. JB says:

    i could get down to this… but i date girls like this too…. sooooooo…… not the old hands though.

  33. Dirty says:

    Her head looks fucked

  34. Anonymous says:

    Bitches shouldn’t be calling themselves pornstars, alt or otherwise, unless they’re down for getting tag teamed by some black dudes.

  35. abraham says:

    i don’t see the prob here? shes a damn cutie, imo. http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/wp-content/uploads/Eightball4.jpg

  36. J_hunter says:

    Porn in general is fucked, my personal belief is that guys watch alt-porn the shock value of grose chicks.
    Good luck with your dopamine goals for 2012…

  37. handnonymous says:

    a beta poem: “by any other measure, she is a solid nine. but due to disfiguring burn scars on hands, she will settle for being mine” “I love scarred women like Padme Lakshmi. I feel like she could understand me” “your guaged out lobes are a safety and hygeine hazard, WK rides up and tells you it’s what’s inside that matters” “

  38. Fazz says:

    Groce. I kind of dig the calligraphy on her stomach tatt tho. If it was on an album cover or a shirt and not some skrillcut having bish It would be kind of rad.

  39. ge5undhe17 says:

    MY LIFE CHOICES, I HAVE NO REGRETS, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM!!

  40. Justwannasay says:

    I’d just like to point out old hands probably=rest of her being older. Face and body are easier to photoshop than hands…..

  41. LOLgoroth says:

    Is that Grim Kim??

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