In case it isn’t blindingly obvious, I spend a lot of time overanalyzing dumb shit that kids do on the internet. I realized that teenagers are dumb, but they aren’t stupid- especially the cool ones who kind of realize that they are teenagers, so anything they do at this point in their life is going to be derpy and embarrassing and they might as well just go for with with zero fucks given.
For example, this awesome kid and his awesome vocal covers of shitty hardcore bands. I probably shouldn’t think these are as funny as I do, but fuck it– I have the sense of humor of a 10th grader and I am OK with that.
Strong tags (srs). Hard lol @ “black people” #nextlevel
“Uh… I’m gonna be doing a vocal cover of the rock n roll band Bayside. My mom went to sleep so I can be louder now.” Saying the phrase “rock n roll” is the kind of attention to detail that elevates this to genius status!
Pretty sure this kid is the 15 year-old version of me?
Subscribe to THE ANIMAL CRACKERS on Youtube and tell him to do a STEREOS cover next!
OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DYING. Everything is perfect. Lost my shit before the song even started, and had no idea how it could go up after that.
Any guesses as to what the trophies in the background are for? Quiz bowl?
So many great things about these videos. Dying at 3:32 in the first vid!
Holy shit. I wanna bro down with this kid.
Anything that is poised to unabashedly bring about butthurt at this level = never not funny.
hey SoulSearch is fucking baddass haha
Fantastic, A++. Mirin the trophies in the background as well, this kid don’t care, he’s clearly already achieved more than I ever will.
Love how he sounds like he wants no one in his house to hear him.
His video for La Dispute…….. go watch it now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZcsGL-PP4E
brb, moved to tears
“it’s in your face and you don’t know what to do with it”
lol’d so hard i choked on my own saliva
Fucking bollocks, is this what you stupid Americans call good singing?????
On behalf of England everywhere, this singing is top notch.
idk he sound pretty good to me why do u think he sucks? pls rspnd
Ur guises tastes is just light years ahead of ours. I luv Brits. Wishin I was euro.
so sophisticated :( mirin dat effortless superiority
loooooooooooooolllllllllllll
No but srs, what is it about euros that makes then have a superiority complex with American taste? Like its as far back as early American literature. Is it just a need to better then “the colonists?” idk. These questions need answered. Pardon the fggty over analyzing.
Ask Da Scorn, he’s an expert on being a groedy obnoxious arrogant European cunt, he might be able to answe ur question! (srs)
BE NICE, YOU LIMEY BASTARD!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExSN9ovQUi8&feature=related
My favourite one
He’s only slightly less intimidating than the bands he’s covering!
first comment is dickriding so hard -_-
I’d ride this kid’s dick too. Wait.
You typed it D, we all read it, U CAN’T TAKE IT BACK, Bro… BUSTED!!!!
Brb waiting on a collabo between this dude and tr00 pop punk girl.
Imagine their babies! They’d be like genteically gifted super wizard trolls who literally cause people’s butts to hurt just by existing!
Full of Hell saw his cover of their song and posted it on their facebook. They thought it was hillarious, but a ton of their fans were butthurt by it. Dude is a God Level Troll.
It makes me smile knowing that there are kids 8 years younger than me who are 5 years funnier and more cynical than me.
The TUI cover is far and away my fave of the handful I just watched–different style since his mom’s prolly not asleep for that one. He goes hard plus full retard pulling off his shirt and showing dat ass. Also, confederate flag in the background?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaiKZnuDWlo
oh, fuck, i didn’t even realize it would embed liek that
Dat view of his scrot and butthole at 2:02
Ps. NOHOMO
#noNAMBLA
A++ LOL
Do u even lift?
I still cry to that Bayside CD every day
“This one goes out to all the haterz. I don’t have any haterz…but in case I do, this one goes out to you.”
Fucking excellent.
Is he that Defiler vocalist’s younger brother?
*Older brother
fucking …. CHANGE!!!! *PTOOOOEY* x-D
dying from the stupid shit generation tumblr (Z or A or wutever the fuck you wanna name this gen of teenagers) does lolz
shits too fucken funny!!
You “really get what this sites all about.”
You really “get brown people.”
This beta should have bought a couple of dumbells instead of that camera/phone/whatever the fuck he’s recording with… Like if doing a vocal cover vid to upload to youtube is goin to get your dick sucked by the lips between a chick’s legs…
Being funny is a very very good way to stabb a lot of guts (srs). Russel Brand and Andy Samberg, for example.
his shirts inside out on the first vid o.O
Backwards too, i think. Noticed that as well haha
Makes it 50x more awesome
His attention to detail really is what makes these so great. All those little things add up to make it incredibly retarded without being too obvious. Like the “boner” tag in the Bayside one.
rofl @ not obvious
u should go work for some intelligence agencies or whatever, your like a super detective!!
You should be a comedy writer, everything you ever say is GOLD!!
U R HIGHLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://seanturnervox.tumblr.com/
his tumblr
HEY GUYS IT’S THE GUY WHO DOES THE COVERS THANKS FOR THE LOVE XOXO YOU GUYS ROCK
WE <3 U BRO!
Facebook.com/ILOVEWHITEPEOPLE
That’s my Facebook btw
Trolling or super cereal ? Genuinely can’t tell.
What is with every vocal cover video taking 2 minutes of shoutouts and who the cover goes out to? Just get to the laffs bro
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