Awesome kid does awesomely retarded hardcore vocal covers

In case it isn’t blindingly obvious, I spend a lot of time overanalyzing dumb shit that kids do on the internet. I realized that teenagers are dumb, but they aren’t stupid- especially the cool ones who kind of realize that they are teenagers, so anything they do at this point in their life is going to be derpy and embarrassing and they might as well just go for with with zero fucks given.

For example, this awesome kid and his awesome vocal covers of shitty hardcore bands. I probably shouldn’t think these are as funny as I do, but fuck it– I have the sense of humor of a 10th grader and I am OK with that.

Strong tags (srs). Hard lol @ “black people” #nextlevel

“Uh… I’m gonna be doing a vocal cover of the rock n roll band Bayside. My mom went to sleep so I can be louder now.” Saying the phrase “rock n roll” is the kind of attention to detail that elevates this to genius status!

Pretty sure this kid is the 15 year-old version of me?

Subscribe to THE ANIMAL CRACKERS on Youtube and tell him to do a STEREOS cover next!

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59 Responses to Awesome kid does awesomely retarded hardcore vocal covers

  1. Maverick says:

    OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DYING. Everything is perfect. Lost my shit before the song even started, and had no idea how it could go up after that.

  2. wlflbnkt says:

    Any guesses as to what the trophies in the background are for? Quiz bowl?

  3. cougar party says:

    So many great things about these videos. Dying at 3:32 in the first vid!

  4. Onil says:

    Holy shit. I wanna bro down with this kid.

  5. suchjosh says:

    Anything that is poised to unabashedly bring about butthurt at this level = never not funny.

  6. Anonymous says:

    hey SoulSearch is fucking baddass haha

  7. Dental_Damnation says:

    Fantastic, A++. Mirin the trophies in the background as well, this kid don’t care, he’s clearly already achieved more than I ever will.

  8. Save Parker says:

    Love how he sounds like he wants no one in his house to hear him.

  9. Briggzy says:

    His video for La Dispute…….. go watch it now

  10. Kylon says:

    Fucking bollocks, is this what you stupid Americans call good singing?????

  11. Nightshift says:

    He’s only slightly less intimidating than the bands he’s covering!

  12. Paulo Rossi says:

    first comment is dickriding so hard -_-

  13. Bronson says:

    Brb waiting on a collabo between this dude and tr00 pop punk girl.

    • Jonnyfilth says:

      Imagine their babies! They’d be like genteically gifted super wizard trolls who literally cause people’s butts to hurt just by existing!

  14. Fight titles says:

    Full of Hell saw his cover of their song and posted it on their facebook. They thought it was hillarious, but a ton of their fans were butthurt by it. Dude is a God Level Troll.

  15. Walker says:

    It makes me smile knowing that there are kids 8 years younger than me who are 5 years funnier and more cynical than me.

  16. nightwork says:

    The TUI cover is far and away my fave of the handful I just watched–different style since his mom’s prolly not asleep for that one. He goes hard plus full retard pulling off his shirt and showing dat ass. Also, confederate flag in the background?

  17. Honestabebread says:

    I still cry to that Bayside CD every day

  18. Wintermute says:

    “This one goes out to all the haterz. I don’t have any haterz…but in case I do, this one goes out to you.”

    Fucking excellent.

  19. ge5undhe17 says:

    Is he that Defiler vocalist’s younger brother?

  20. Latinoheat!!! says:

    fucking …. CHANGE!!!! *PTOOOOEY* x-D

    dying from the stupid shit generation tumblr (Z or A or wutever the fuck you wanna name this gen of teenagers) does lolz

    shits too fucken funny!!

  21. SalviBro says:

    This beta should have bought a couple of dumbells instead of that camera/phone/whatever the fuck he’s recording with… Like if doing a vocal cover vid to upload to youtube is goin to get your dick sucked by the lips between a chick’s legs…

  22. i can count to potato says:

    his shirts inside out on the first vid o.O

  23. Sean Turner says:


  24. Sean Turner says:

    That’s my Facebook btw

  25. Jon says:

    Trolling or super cereal ? Genuinely can’t tell.

  26. m4` says:

    What is with every vocal cover video taking 2 minutes of shoutouts and who the cover goes out to? Just get to the laffs bro

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