Can you a fix a dubstep?? Click here!!

26 Responses to Can you a fix a dubstep?? Click here!!

1. Void Eater says:

   February 11, 2012 at 12:11 am

   I’m doing very well in my profession as a crabcore dance choreographer, thank you very much.

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2. JUNGLE REPAIRMAN says:

   February 11, 2012 at 12:57 am

   needs a corresponding want ad fronting for ID theft to complete the circle
   DUB STEP TECH II
   Primary duties include: assisting lead DUB STEP TECH I in original production, remixes and running decks
   Qualifications: Must have at least 5 years experience in each of the following: drops, builds, beats, stabs, melodies, and grooves.
   and somebody from full compass will step up and offer to pay to work for them

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   • Sergeant D says:

     February 11, 2012 at 5:30 pm

     SLOW FUCKING CLAP

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3. Feathered_Derpent says:

   February 11, 2012 at 2:49 am

   Yeeeeah, see your problem here is that your drop is just not going hard enough.

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4. SaveTheSkunkApes says:

   February 11, 2012 at 2:56 am

   Obama wants moms to go back to school so they can learn about drops rather than just drop welfare babies.

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   • Mike Drop-d says:

     February 11, 2012 at 8:53 am

     U jelly that people are encouraged to get some book-lurnin’?

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5. XD says:

   February 11, 2012 at 4:05 am

   Every one must have a toatal of 355 wubs and 395 wobs by Thursday class dissmissed!

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6. Latinoheat! says:

   February 11, 2012 at 6:33 am

   My class requires a 10 page paper on the Abraham Lincoln of dubsteb: skrillex! MLA style w/ abstract bibliography plz. And don’t forget to turn in Your wubs n wobs pro-tools mp3s by Thursday plz. I expect each n every one of you to bring your iMac notebook by valentines day as we have a very special dj tutorial by big chocolate n dj armin van tiesto dyke to see if any one of you want to eventually move on to the more advance degree of DJ-ing trance/house/electronic music and being producers n such… Okay class dismissed… Now go out there and play other peoples music!

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7. beholdthesharktopus says:

   February 11, 2012 at 7:31 am

   Been thinking about majoring in Dubstep with a minor in Opening Up This Fucking Pit.

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   • Sergeant D says:

     February 11, 2012 at 8:02 am

     Me too, but they wouldnt let me in because i disrespected my surroundings

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     • Jonnyfilth says:

       February 11, 2012 at 8:49 am

       I asked the teacher if I could watch his wife suck his dick and he kicked me out :(

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8. darth spader says:

   February 11, 2012 at 8:29 am

   i failed the entrance exam, air button mashing.

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9. beholdthesharktopus says:

   February 11, 2012 at 8:53 am

   And sorta related……..
   http://www.musik-schmidt.de/images/product_images/popup_images/Sonivox-Wobble.jpg
   This is a real thing. I laughed when they had this. This is like if they made guitar amps that only did Joey Sturgis tones.

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   • Sergeant D says:

     February 11, 2012 at 8:56 am

     Or like that thing Joey Sturgis actually made that plays drums along with your guitar

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     • Save Parker says:

       February 11, 2012 at 10:16 am

       And he already had a thing that created guitar parts randomly. It only has “strum” and “chug” settings tho, work in progress.

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10. ge5undhe17 says:

    February 11, 2012 at 10:41 am

    If you fix dubstep, it becomes……I dunno, The Chemical Brothers?

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    • Wintermute says:

      February 12, 2012 at 6:53 pm

      Drum and bass.

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11. SalviBro says:

    February 11, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    That ad has to be the biggest troll attempt ever. Who was the asshole that thought Dubstep actually takes talent and skill? Let alone go to school for it? rofl

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    • Walker says:

      February 11, 2012 at 7:32 pm

      You sound like you know a lot about music!

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12. Godeye says:

    February 11, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    For when your dub just doesn’t step.

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13. wlfblnkt says:

    February 11, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Yeah I was going to Wubba Wubba State for this, but I wasn’t learning anything I already knew, so I left to move back in with my parents and work at Applebee’s.

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14. cbone says:

    February 11, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    funniest comment section in SYWH history.

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    • SexHaver1987 says:

      February 12, 2012 at 8:18 am

      +1

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      • grymboner says:

        February 12, 2012 at 11:59 am

        I dunno man, all the womynist posts are pretty gold as well.

        Btw loling at the name SexHaver1987

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        • Sergeant D says:

          February 12, 2012 at 12:01 pm

          possibly the best username since Cock

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15. Yd! says:

    February 12, 2012 at 3:00 am

    Today’s lesson plan shall include the art and history of the wub wub and also the new technique of pressing play on your iTunes while prettenting to push buttons and twist nobs In front of a thousand douche bags on E

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