In what could be the biggest nu metal event of 2012 this side of the new E Town Concrete song, Mushroomhead have announced on their facebook page that there are tentative plans to tour with the defining metal band of our generation, SLIPKNOT!!!!!
So of course people in a nu metal band cannot construct a readable statement, that joke isn’t funny, but from what I gather the message is that if there is a noticeable demand for this tour, the Powers That Be at SLIPKNOT will make it a reality. THIS IS IMPORTANT, THIS MEANS YOU NEED TO JOIN THE MOST RELEVANT AND MEANINGFUL CAUSE OF OUR TIME, OR ALL TIME: THE FILTHY MAGGOT JUMPDAFUCKUP WE CAN IF WE WANT TO FUCK YOU DAD SLIPKNOT/MUSHROOMHEAD TOUR!!!!
You can be a REAL hero by joining up with this group of other enlightened ones. This is our time. The time is now. The future is now. We are the future. We are the youth of the nation. We have the ability. HELP MAKE THIS DREAM TOUR HAPPEN!!!!
I leave you with pure inspiration for the cause, nay, the movement:
U CANT TAKE MY SOUL AWAY FROM ME!!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ONE OF THE CHOSEN FEW WHO FULLY FUNDERSTAND THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS SITUATION AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR HUMANITY AS A SPECIES? WHICH ALBUM IS YOUR FAVORITE FROM BOTH BANDS? WHY IS LIVE SLIPKNOT SO MUCH BETTER THAN RECORDED SLIPKNOT? AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU STAYED (SIC) LONG ENOUGH TO FINALLY SEE THIS DAY??????