New video from the director of I WANNA SEE YOU CRY BITCH ™

Most people know acclaimed independent filmmaker JON ZOMBIE from his breakthrough video “I WANNA SEE YOU CRY BITCH,” which took the internet by a storm in 2011. But if you thought he was a one-trick pony, you thought wrong!! His latest work for HEART OF A WARRIOR is a testament to his broad range as a filmmaker, equally comfortable in a dizzying array of genres from deathcore to metalcore. Sounds too good to be true?? Judge for yourself:

Notes:

  • The name HEART OF A WARRIOR makes me think of a) supermarket romance novels with oil paintings on the cover and b) annoying white girls who say “I’m 1/16th Cherokee, that’s where I get my tenacity” (credit to Adam Carolla for that one)
  • Totally baffled as to what the “plot” is supposed to be. Some guy is yelling, then the mexibro gets mad and leaves. A couple is making out and ignore a call from “Marcelo” (perhaps he is actually Brazilian, not Mexi?). Mexibro goes to the corner store and buys some water, then gets in a car with a couple 6.5/10s. Band is rocking out the whole time in the dusty front yard of a crappy 1-bedroom house in San Bernardino. The end.
  • :28 Dat black tarp hung on the house behind them. Guess they can’t afford the standard issue “metalcore cloth banner with your band’s name on it in a sikk font” yet, so they just improvised Mexi-style?
  • Drummer looks like he’s their 38 year-old, balding uncle who is super stoked to be in a band with his nephews, rocking out and giving zero fucks about his sweat flying off and getting all over everything
  • 1:30 Say what you will about their music being generic, but pretty sure they are the only metalcore band whose video includes a part about being mad because you can’t use your debit card.

How do you think this stacks up next to “I WANNA SEE YOU CRY BITCH”?? Is the drummerbro the only white person in the video? What exactly is ‘the concept behind this video’ supposed to be???? Wood u smash the bish in the “I <3 MY BF” shirt???

 

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31 Responses to New video from the director of I WANNA SEE YOU CRY BITCH ™

  1. Adam says:

    My jimmies have been rustled.

  2. Kvlt times Kvlt measvres says:

    Bums me out on my middle easternness. Feelsbadman.

  3. Jon Zombie says:

    It’s about gay couples obviously. The mexibros at the beginning are breaking up via yelling in the front yard and throwing shit out to the curb. Distraught over his messy break up, he calls his lesbian bro for emotional support, she’s too busy mackin’ on her bitch so she’s like “fuck da phone”. So this pisses him off more, so he goes for a beer but the terrorists won’t let him use debit. Gets madder etc., whatever whatever lives clean with free water and good ol’ lesbian bro bonding seesh. The end.

  4. Brah says:

    The Arabs in the A-rab store made me laugh out loud irl. Dat racism!

    Also the couple making out is 2 girls b/c the 6.5s they got for the shoot didn’t want 2 kiss ne of them because they r someone’s little cousin/sister and her friend???

    Mirin the heart of a warrior that bro must have to rock a swoop/skrillex shave/new era in 2012, and also at their idea of “the worst day” being getting kicked out of your bro’s house and not being able to buy a beer. Lief is hard // stay strong!

  5. jm6g90 says:

    Gonna ask the obvious, is Jon Zombie any relation of Rob Zombie??

  6. jm6g90 says:

    The main thing i want to know is why mexibro is initially antagonistic to the arab dudes but in the scene their encounter is of a very friendly and warm nature. Is this character development??

    Also dat ginger bish no 6.5

  7. King Krakken says:

    The sweat that must fly off that drummer tho….

  8. Anonymous says:

    Song is not bad actually. 50% Atreyu 50% Ignite played by mexi’s, didn’t know such a thing was possible.

  9. Latinoheat!!! says:

    Oh how I hate the IE… It’s el-lays bastard redneck cousin that you have to see once in a while @ da family reunion… The only reason we go out there to live is the affordable housing.. but don’t fool yourself if you can’t escape the shitty ghettoness of LA culture in Chino/Pomona/Colton/SB/rednek riverside n chit… it’s either Redlands or Loma Linda or gtfo!!
    if only i had the time n $ for the white privilege fest of coachella doe!! I love tha hippy gueras wearing nothing but bikini tops n chorts!
    ozzfest don’t count cuz it’s full of alcoholic bros, mexis, n IMNs that go there for lame death/metalcore n chit.. U get sum good bands here n there tho… >=D

  10. Davie Havok says:

    my fringe from 2006 finally caught on :) /watch?v=jMxU2ToSunY

  11. chewbakka says:

    Definitely not Mexibros. They have that shade of brown and light skin of South Americans. possibly Brazilians.

  12. Joe says:

    i think jon zombie has got some real talent. between this and defiler i have never seen so many crisp, hi-def closeups of acne

  13. Void Eater says:

    It’s an interesting video that really made me reflect about my life and my role in the world, but I WANNA SEE YOU CRY BITCH!!! has an indisputable charm that may never again be captured.

  14. Watt Par says:

    Jon Zombie = Guy Fieri?

  15. ob says:

    Video needs less story and more drummer.

  16. Wintermute says:

    “Cash only?! Fucking terrorists.”

  17. Anonymous says:

    Dude, were thoe 2 chicks making out when the guy was trying to call her!? Awesome

  18. dza says:

    song and video 10/10. would follow drummers solo project too.

  19. alanso says:

    Yeah I actually infinity% love this song. Melodic metalcore, drum fills and a singer that sounds like he’s from a pop punk band down the tracklist of a Rock Against Bush CD? amazeballs.

    As 4 vidjo… Is the first half a dream or is it showing two different versions of the same lief?

    And love the awkward change between day and night for the band shots where the drummer is playing at night, then it’s one or two bros during the day, then back to the band at night

  20. Evan says:

    i think this band is pretty sick!! I think they were going for a funny concept lol. Thanks, im a fan of them now!

  21. Kyle says:

    RAD SONG!! I like the mixture of the style in thr music for sure, gives me the best of both worlds. The store scene wass the best hahahahaha. Really though, not bad at all. I think the story line was just about some bro havin a shitty day.

  22. Matt says:

    hahahahahahaha hella funny music video! looks low budget but its still not too bad. I like the bands sound allot. Kinda reminds me of what adtr used to be. i give this a 10/10 =)

  23. ge5undhe17 says:

    “We no akzept kredit kard for beer. KASH, ONLY. See?” – Ahmed

  24. Markyyy says:

    lolz Mexibros

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