This is a shirt by the latest friendzonecore band to post a longwinded, embarrassing Tumblr rant about how you should take pop punk really seriously because THIS MUSIC SAVED MY LIAF.
It’s pretty cool, but I think there is a lot more potential in this concept! Let’s help them think of ideas for future slogans that they can type out in freeware grunge fonts where every letter is distressed exactly the same. Here’s a few of mine:
POP PUNK THAT’S A BUMMER, NOT POP PUNK THAT’S FUN
POP PUNK FOR CHUBBY DUDES WHO ARE HAVING A HARD TIME WITH YOUNG ADULTHOOD, NOT PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO HEAR CATCHY MUSIC
MERCH WITH FREEWARE GRUNGE FONTS, NOT GOOD TYPOGRAPHY
OUR BAND IS UNPOPULAR BY CHOICE, NOT BECAUSE WE SUCK
Anyway, I’m sure you guys can do better than these. What meaningful slogan would YOU like to see them type out next???