This is a shirt by the latest friendzonecore band to post a longwinded, embarrassing Tumblr rant about how you should take pop punk really seriously because THIS MUSIC SAVED MY LIAF.
It’s pretty cool, but I think there is a lot more potential in this concept! Let’s help them think of ideas for future slogans that they can type out in freeware grunge fonts where every letter is distressed exactly the same. Here’s a few of mine:
POP PUNK THAT’S A BUMMER, NOT POP PUNK THAT’S FUN
POP PUNK FOR CHUBBY DUDES WHO ARE HAVING A HARD TIME WITH YOUNG ADULTHOOD, NOT PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO HEAR CATCHY MUSIC
MERCH WITH FREEWARE GRUNGE FONTS, NOT GOOD TYPOGRAPHY
OUR BAND IS UNPOPULAR BY CHOICE, NOT BECAUSE WE SUCK
Anyway, I’m sure you guys can do better than these. What meaningful slogan would YOU like to see them type out next???
WE DON’T GET LAID, NOW THERE’S A BIG SURPRISE
I’VE GOT CRUMBS IN MY BEARD, LADIES PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELVES
POP PUNK IS ABOUT HEART, AND MINE IS HURTING :(
I AM LESS POPULAR THAN I THOUGHT I’D BE BY THIS AGE
WILL YOU MARRY ME? PLEASE RESPOND
” POP PUNK IS ABOUT HEART, AND MINE IS HURTING :( ”
combine this one with one of the bigger tr00 bands and you’d have cash.
every merchbooth would only have girl’s size S left in stock.
© Jonnyfilth 2012 all rights reserved. Unlawful distribution will result in prosecution and judgment by the scene.
Ha, that one sums it all up.
Pop punk for TRANNYS, not pop punk for CISGENDERED CAPITALIST PIGS!
yeah dude FUCK transgendered people. fucking owned stupid fags
is cisgendered officially a thing now?
Why can’t we just have a fun post about lulzy stuff that won’t get us in trouble with the twitter police??? The cisgender post is sooooo earlier this week.
I’m gonna keep the ball rolling:
UHHHHH GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY UH UH UH I WORK OUT
I’M POP PUNK AND I KNOW IT
Bro, don’t turn this into some hate thing. You’re better than that. It’s not about trans vs. cisgendered, it’s about pointing out the hilarity and hypocrisy of white foolishness. If you go around shaming transgenders then you’re no better than the people who try to shame us for being cisgendered pigs.
Oh man, I actually need to get a ‘Cisgendered. And Proud.’ tshirt made up.
Except nobody knows what that is, and 99% of people who see you wearing that shirt will assume it’s some stupid new variation of gay.
POP PUNK WITH FEELINGS, NOT POP PUNK WITH QUALITY SONGWRITING
POP PUNK FOR PRETENDING TO NOT WANT MONEY, NOT POP PUNK FOR ACTUALLY NOT WANTING MONEY
POP PUNK BY KIDS, NOT POP PUNK FOR KIDS
That second one sums it up perfectly.
Big ups for your innate skill at deflecting homosexual raep attempts
MY ANUS HAS PROLAPSED WITH TR00 BUTTHURT.
MUSIC FOR MOPEY KIDS WHO HAVEN’T DISCOVERED THE SMITHS YET, NOT MUSIC FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T CARRY THEIR NPR MEMBERSHIP CARD IN THEIR WALLET.
NO FUN CLUB ID. NO 4863, FUCK OFF YOU’RE NOT INVITED
NO ENOUGH EMOTION? WE’LL PLAY IT ACOUSTIC.
^^*NOT
THREE PART HARMONIES, THREE TIMES BETTER
STOP ALL THAT CHEERING AND MOVING AROUND, YOU’RE INTERRUPTING OUR PUBLIC THERAPY SESSION
Ok not tht I’m getting butt hurt Or nuthin but why do you guys always say pop punk isn’t fun when most of twys are about having fun even tho you have a lame ass life and the shows are supper fun as well I just don’t get this no fun club thing
OUR SHOWS ARE SUPPER FUN, NOT NO FUN CLUB
whos shows? imean isnt pop punk supposed to be fun? imean thts why its called POP punk right? i dont get the no fun club at all… imean i get how the straight edgers can be refered to as no fun club idk expalin it to me!
Yes, pop punk music is generally fun, but these days, most of these bands are whiny faggots. Especially off stage, they have shitty tumblr’s which they use to rant and cry and bitch and moan about how other bands aren’t “tr00″ enough and how other people are making money but they aren’t. Also their fans are just a giant pile of shitbags who cry even more than the bands (see: multiple lulzy SYWH posts about embarrassing pop punk fans). The bands and fans alike both get super butthurt super easily. They’re definitely card carrying no fun club members.
Ok i get it now thanks for explaining man!
Gjj, upper level troll. major props.
Pop PUNK FOR PEOPLE WITH BEARDS NOT POP PUNK FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT
They make a style pop punk thats about being butthurt and not selling out. Its called punk
style of*
Dat tumblr post = me taking googolplex shots of rageahol with a chaser of haterade.
Sad thing is, I’m in a pop punk band right now. Maybe I should quit music and get a real job =(
OR BUY SANDALS AND BE TR000000
+1!
I do have sandals and khaki shorts…HOLYSHIAT even my lyrics are a bit faggy via getting dumped recently
AM I TROO???? SYWH BROS HAAAALP! =’(
QUICK WRITE A SONG ABOUT GETTING SHITFACED AND REBOUND SMASHING SOME JAILBAIT
underground pop music, from the generation that brought us christian death core…
AUTOTUNE SUCKS, IT DOESN’T WORK ON BRAYING DONKEYS
Tr00 drama, Tr00 Lifetime Movie Experience, Tr00 Whining, Tr00 White Middle Class First World Problems, Tr00 Whiteknightcore: Tr00 POP-PUNK FOREVER (reblog if you agree. Blogging FIGHTS THE POWER).
TOP FAVOURITE LOCAL BAND. MATT, YOU FUCKIN’ ROCK
mirin your subconscious British correction.
Thx, I didn’t cpy n pste bcz I lyk 2 type things out fully insted of using short cutz. Guess Im just usd 2 typing in Brit English since I liv in a 4mer Brit Colony.
POP PUNK FOR DUDES
NOT FOR LADIES.
POP PUNK FOR DUDES WHO ACT LIKE GIRLS ON THEIR PERIOD
NOT FOR ACTUAL GIRLS ON THEIR PERIOD
SUP BROS!
U so funny, how u get so funny? i lol @ ur awesome troll every day!!
pls rspnd!
aight sup bro!
I was like yeah ok whatever
@jonnyfilth. Yeah I’m the best troll ever bro!
Sergeant D WHY YOU NEVER RESPOND TO NEW SERGENT D!
Sergeant D sans the cool link and avatar is like, vying to be the next Da Scorn via painful levels of unfunniness. Not sure if piss poor “troll” attempt or buttmad person thinking they are “seriously being provocative and exposing the ‘real’ SergeantD”
$20 says that it’s just Da Scorn with a new alias.
It’s hilarious how that guy has been following this blog for like a month or so constantly trying to get a rise out of Sarge, with his entry level trolling and xD faces. It’s like he googled “how to troll” just before he came here.
I thought so too, but Da Scorn is from switzerland and fake Sgt D is in southern california.
I made a fake Sgt D post once. I really don’t remember why.
I started a big homoerotic response chain featuring a fake Sarge by pretending to be someone who was getting buttmad on a Metalsucks article.
I remember that. That was lulz.
faggy butthurt pop punk phags will be faggy butthurt pop punk phags =]
POP PUNK THAT TOUCHES, NOT POP PUNK THAT TOUCHES CHILDREN
POP PUNK UP DAT ASS, NOT POP PUNK ON THEM TITTIES
SRS POP PUNK FOR MEANINGFUL TUMBLRBROS
POP PUNK FOR MOUTHBREATHERS, NOT POP PUNK FOR YOU NORMIES
wow, you guys are killing it in these comments!! <3
MY POP PUNK TREND IS BETTER THAN YOUR POP PUNK TREND
ALL OUR LYRICS ARE FROM MY DIARY AND POEMS I READ IN ENGLISH CLASS
IF YOU’VE MISSED EMO AND HAD TO ENDURE HARDCORE INFLUENCED POP PUNK THEN LISTEN TO US
POP PUNK FOR PEOPLE WHO COULDN’T GROW SCENE HAIR AND WEREN’T ALLOWED GET MOHAWKS
CHUBBY FRIENDS WITH BEARDS ARE BETTER THAN GIRLS
I WANT TO PRETEND I’VE GROWN OUT OF LISTENING TO BLINK 182
ALL THE POP PUNK BANDS I LIKE HAVE GOTTEN BIG AND IT’S RUINING MY NOTIONS OF BEING UNIQUE
HEART NOT ART
REAL MUSICIANS DON’T GET PAID
IT’S A FAMILY, NOT A BAND, YOU’RE OUR BROTHERS, NOT OUR FANS
keep the POP in unPOPular
our music may be upbeat, but we are not.
pop punk in a basement with 6 sweaty bearded guys, not pop punk at an actual club with actual fans.
POP PUNK: IF YOU WEREN’T THERE THEN, THEN YOU’RE NOT FUCKING NOW.
POP PUNK: YOU MAY HAVE A JOB AND A GIRLFRIEND, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE MY FEELINGS.
POP PUNK: FRIENDZONED, BUT NOT ALONE.
Round of applause
WRITE SONGS ABOUT HOW SHITTY OUR HOMETOWN IS, EXPECT PEOPLE TO COME TO HOMETOWN SHOWS.
OUR LYRICS LACK SUBTELTY, IN A WAY THAT WOULD MAKE TAYLOR SWIFT UNCOMFORTABLE
POP PUNK FOR SOME SORT OF SPECIFIC CAUSE, NOT MUSIC FOR THE SAKE OF MUSIC
WE ARE SO SAD AND DEPRESSED, THAT WE WRITE ALL OUR SONGS IN MAJOR KEYS
POP PUNK FOR KIDS WITH HEARTS, NOT POP PUNK FOR KIDS WITH EARS
holy shit, this might be the winrar.exe!
This, slogan backed hard!
WINNER
Thanks guys, I was struck with inspiration at unlikely times. *proud bow*
^ No bands (except this one) get on tumblr and whine about others being troo..especially the bands you all attack lol
Mabye all of you thinking it was a lame troll…WAS the troll!! Mind=blown!
I think the only one who got mind fucked by that was Da Scorn. Kinda feel bad for baggin’ on the guy so much but he has the same type of mentality.
Why not just reuse old NFC slogans?
“POP-PUNK MEANS I HAVE NO FRIENDS.”
PEEP OUR TUMBLR, TL;DR
How can you essentially play Mousketeer music and expect anyone to consider you edgy, serious or deep?
I also cannot wrap my head around this. White youth is like an alien species to me sometimes.
LISTEN TO RYAN ADAMS
BEING ADULT IS HARD
CARE ABOUT MY FEELS
DOOKIE IS FOR THOSE WHO DON’T HAVE HEART
FUCK MAINSTREAM BULLSHIT
PLEASE LISTEN TO US
Dat tumblr post really sucks, because the band writes some sweet easycore-tunes :( was under the impression that they were chill dudes, guess not
I would fund the creation of a “Crucialer Dudes” project featuring SYWH readers who make sick easycore
POP PUNK BECAUSE I STILL WEAR BAGGY DICKIES KHAKIES SHORTS AND ATTICUS SHIRTS WITH MY CONVERSE LO-CUTS AND CALF-HI TUBE SOCKS!!!1! REPRESENT 2003
The distress on that text fucking sucks :(