Sup bros?? In case you missed it, I did a half-hour long interview with CMHAWK Radio the other day, courtesy of our bro Alex Bigman of OG easycore legends FIGHT FAIR. As promised, I put the full audio on Mediafire and Jewtube:
part 1/3
part 2/3
part 3/3
Holler at Alex on Twitter and tell them you want MOAR SYWH!!!
I do tricep extensions in the squat rack.
It did seem kind of weird that right after you said SYWH was about bro apreesh and not hating, you started talking about how much you hate rich kids and tr00 pop punk? Not hatin, just seemed a little odd.
I believe i have already explained the whole “exaggerating your opinions so people will pay attention” thing
Right… My bad.
lol contradicting himself in a try to explain a contradiction…got to love it <3
SO HAPPY YOU SAID FAGGOT ON AIR
Fuck da PC Police
Sick interview, it is like having this blog dictated over the radio!
Also, mirin the facetiousness in part 2!
So thats where the Acura love comes from…
u sort of sounded like conor oberst in dat interview brah!
Hence why i tagged this “i sound like a faggot”
http://i.qkme.me/35wwbl.jpg
You sound like Justin Pearson giving an interview to some zine fag & the chick he was about to bang is listening in. Also, every dude I’ve ever smoked weed & discussed the equal vision catalog with.
every dude I’ve ever smoked weed & discussed the equal vision catalog with
lolololol! last month I got high and discussed the EVR catalog with two guys who were actually in EVR bands– it was pretty mindbottling to say the least.
You voice should have been like the voice of the host, cool ghey voice brah
wut?
Really mirin’ your memory, how do you remember all those sweet anecdotes from 15 years ago?
sgt d is a wizened old bro
you forgot to make fun of euros
Sounds like a regular white dude, as opposed to a cartoon character like I had always thought.
I thought he spoke like a coke addict
Recovering maybe
exactly.
sorry, i’m not really like that IRL, i just had to be obnoxious in order to be more entertaining
No problem brah, it was a funny interview
Oh and also, it sounds really weird to hear all these things I read on the internet said out loud IRL.
my thoughts exactly
“Tony Victory, the visionary” had me cracking up.
I concur with your screamo recommendations. Though I would have added that one must listen to a genuine paper bag sleeved Heroin 7 inch in order to truly experience the skramz.
i had that 7″, it’s fucking great!
Cosigned, Heroin 7″ is awesome
“Early Brokencyde, you know, the demo?”
Whole interview:
“Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like”
I am a 14 year old girl
it’s ok I say “like” every other word too.
this is how people talk in the real world
I didnt realize i said like THAT much :(
Throw in 50 more ‘likes’ and a 150 ‘you knows’ and this is exactly how I speak.
Idk anyone who likes pop punk that calls it hardcore, I wouldnt blame say man overboard if rise calls them pop punk/hxc although not sure they do. Idkkk no fans do
It was hard to focus on the interview after reading your “I sound *like* a fggt” tag, you actually sound *like* a standard PNW-bro. You should digitally alter your voice next time so it sounds *like* you’re in the witness protection program, then in my minds-eye I can imagine you speaking with a pixilated face *like* some J-Porn genitals. Many thanks for cutting out the shitty music.
Good luck with your Cult of Personality goals in 2012, Sergeant D!
TROO MYSPACECORE 2015
btw this is one of the best interviews ive ever heard
btw D, ever hear of FRIENDPROJECT?? friendproject.net because it’s ghey, but it’s literally the same thing as myspace. not so music heavy.
loled @ “PURE LEG MUSCLES”
A lot more deadpan than I imagined, all the ironic 14-year-old punctuation was somewhat misleading…
The voice I hear in my head when reading your posts will be forever altered.
No offense to Alex, but man that felt kinda forced on his end. I guess it’s just weird listening to this because when I met D we didn’t really even mention any of the SYWH memes that were going on at the time, and it’s kinda awkward for a whole conversation to revolve around them.
But on another note, this is still a cool idea and I hope a podcast can hopefully happen soon!
SYWH memes are life, stop being a beta fggt
Says the dude who exclusively plays beta bands who cry on his gaydio show :) <3 u bigman
dude, get with the skramz life
#DEFENDBETASKRAM
The shirt wouldn’t have an assault rifle though, It’d be a little razor blade and a single tear.
http://i41.tinypic.com/kcflli.jpg
Like that, for example
I need to start the most mediocre cliche skramz band and sell those shirts everywhere/be on Rise Records. Thanks for inspiration Man Overboard!
I think I’ll name “Tear Ducts”, pronounced so tear rhymes with bear.
I definitely think a podcast needs to be happen.
Hearing D say Buttmad IRL = Major life highlight.
Thanks brah.
You sound like the internet rapist from Megan is Missing
Your voice sounds like JP from The Locust bro.
HOW DO YOU KNOW IM NOT
do u have any extra Locust beltbuckles hanging around? i’ll totes trade u some vegan empanadas for one.
That Rent America story never gets old, it was great to hear it recorded.
I’m definitely jealous that you saw Gauze! Was that one dude wearing the shit that made him look like a Ghostbuster?