Should EMMURE be a CUCKOLDCORE band???

If you’ve been around the scene for a while, you’ve seen how there are bands who get pretty big, but struggle to break through to the next level. It’s hard to see them toil away year after year, watching their frustration mount as they keep hitting the scene glass ceiling. Wat do??

IMO, the key to becoming The Next Big thing is a successful gimmick: Skrillex’ haircut, Winds of Plague has interchangeable keyboardists who get naked on the internet, and Killswitch had a black guy in the band. What about EMMURE, who seem poised for mnstrm success??? Since they seem to write a lot of songs about it, I suggest they adopt CUCKOLDING as their gimmick! (For those who don’t know, cuckolding is when you get off on watching your girl get fucked by another guy)

Here’s a couple rough concepts for where they could go with this idea, courtesy of SYWH Forum poster ILIKECATZ666:

Guy on the right: “OMG I can’t wait until they get to second base!!!”

“I… this has never happened to me before, I swear! Just give me a minute.”

What do you think of CUCKOLDCORE as a gimmick??? Would you rock these shirts to your high school dance?? Does Thanos Reignz wear a Darth Vader helmet in bed????

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22 Responses to Should EMMURE be a CUCKOLDCORE band???

  1. jm6g90 says:

    Thanos needs to start a sexual health column or something

  2. JS says:

    cuckolding sounds awesome… you get the rush of the sex act, but instead of doing the hard work you have some big black fella doin it instead while u peep… backed hard, want to try this..

  3. Save Parker says:

    Cuckoldcore + Black guy involved in some way = Would take off faster somehow

    • Void Eater says:

      Cuckholding+A black female keyboardist with skrillex hair who shows her tits on the internet=headlining this years Warped Tour.

  4. Anonymous John says:

    The definitive and final answer to this question is yes. I would buy the fuck out of those shirts.

  5. SirCaresALot says:

    THIS.

  6. Godeye says:

    “IMO, the key to becoming The Next Big thing is a successful gimmick: Skrillex’ haircut, Winds of Plague has interchangeable keyboardists who get naked on the internet, and Killswitch had a black guy in the band.” <– It's funny because it's all true.

  7. Turkey says:

    Inb4 Street Fighter concept album

  8. beholdthesharktopus says:

    Does have an insane wigger weeaboo for a frontman count as a gimmick?

    • Honestabebread says:

      I’ve seen Emmure live a few times and I can tell you that I’m 100% sure he’s a top-tier troll. Dudes talks about how shitty the lyrics are, does the spoken word parts with a lisp, and some lyrics he won’t even perform.

    • Buse says:

      Kasper:I was actually cdiisoernng mentioning “Brians” in the post since I really like Nik & Jay and that kinda stuff. I really love Backslash vs. Mikkas too, but they are more serious Eurotrance producers that funny DIY Eurotrance.Btw, speaking about Hej Matematik (Sf8ren from Aqua is a member), isn’t Rene9 from Aqua considered one of the biggest “Brians” ever?

  9. Nahrhead says:

    I cucklold …

  10. honestabebread says:

    <3 Thanos

  11. Dental_Damnation says:

    Fantastic photoshop work. This is fucking hilarious. But it makes perfect sense.

  12. AndyK says:

    Seriously.. I can understand the concept inspiring this stupid fucking lyric but do you really have to make it sound so.. flamboyantly gay?!?

  13. Latinoheat! says:

    Lmfao… don’t u hate it when that happens?

    Inb4 hottrannypornstarcuckoldinggimmick happens =\

  14. Sentinel says:

    laughed out loud for 5 minutes straight. dem t-shirts though, would buy!

  15. Wintermute says:

    MOTHER FUCKING YOGA PANTS! *CHUG CHUGACHUG CHUG*

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