- I am genuinely shocked that a girl other than Kristen Wiig is capable of being funny, and slightly ashamed because I definitely wasn’t this funny when I was her age
- Equally shocked to see a teenage girl post a video on the internet that is not a long-winded, self-centered rant about herself
- WOOD SMASH
- LOL @ how she made so many tr00 pop-punk fggts butt frustrated that she had to add this:
Holler at this girl on Jewtube and tell her Sergeant D sent you!
lol @ a wonder years VARSITY JACKET that says SUBURBIA.
I guess for female comedy standards its decent… Do tr00 pop punk kids really say “Represent!!”?
Unfortunately, yeah. Massachusetts is full of tr00 pop punkers, I see it all the time. :( she hit the nail on the head pretty much!
I liked observation number 3 the most.
I think we should get in contact with her and invite her to become one of our bros, she seems like she’d fit in really well right here.
She may not want to stay after reading about all the people here talking about smashing her.
Why not? She should be happy that i would smash her.
Pittsburgh gear… Hmmm… (starts going to wonder years shows despite hating to meet this girl)
would totaly smash, based on her comedic skill alone. i luv a bish who can make me laugh!
it was funny until she started singing ttsf that was hilarious
Well played ma’am!
Wow… :-I
… Just …. *walks away*
She’s basically The Sarge but with breasts.
Sorry Sarge…new favourite.
My thoughts exactly, and i prefer her to myself as well
That’s probably because as was mentioned above, she has breasts.
sergent D cup
http://i.qkme.me/35vhgl.jpg
This was actually kind of painful to watch. Sergento your age is showing I think. :(
1) it’s kind of funny, but lettuce be reality she probably read the joke images on tumblr and decided to make a video after all the other shit ___ say vids, the repeating of “logan circle” and “I’m not sad anymore” sort of threw that up
2) obvs likes pop-punk via all dat merch, has probably non-ironically made a zany bedmosh youtube video to post on her friend’s zany facebook
3) same intonation for every statement
You would totally smash though because she is a cute girl, so I understand you being smitten. Same way you’d still want to wife Jess Bowen if her drums sounded like canned farts and she couldn’t hold a beat. I understand bro.
Soon you will start going to high school talent shows and being really impressed by the cute girls who cover Selena Gomez.
Chill, Brah.
Um ok
I bet you’re feeling embarrassed now that Brah showed you how objectively wrong you finding this video funny is.
Can someone give me the Cliffsnotes of what this dude wrote?
D ur old, then some jokes, lol @ like 12 comments
lol
Who the fuck wants to wife Jess Bowen for her drum skills?!?
come on bro it’s not supposed to make you roll around on the floor laughing uncontrollably, it’s just funny because there’s so many people that get mad when others make fun of pop punk and it’s cool she can take the piss out of herself
chill out bro STAY POSI
smells like white knights defending mediocre humor, she didn’t mention her dildo once.
Man, it seems like the number of humorless, butthurt, and generally negative comments has only gone up since that one post about about “what this site is really about”. Personally, I think it’s cool that someone this young who is clearly into an “alternative youth culture” can be as self aware as they are and have a sense of humor about it, and I think that’s probably what other folks here are picking up on as well.
um ok
> http://youtu.be/8AS8cRCEGZg
fuck yea misssmiles4u subbed 4 lyf
AAL is pretty much the only tech metal abnd a girl could express appreciation for without making me run to the hills
that wasnt a pun on her Iron Maiden T-shirt btw
stfu phag yes it was xD
And once again the topic shifts to (what else) metal :/
How the fuck did a fine young bish being funny attract the stangries on here?
What i have been asking myself
WOOD WIFE
her humor makes me puke
Is this the kind of shit americans find funny?
If so i have massive sympathy for you
I wish my humor was as sophisticated as yours :’(
“It’s like, some totally obscure humor from Europe that you’ve probably never heard of”.
you seem smart!
Must be German
serge, you have a weird sense of humor considering you just ripped carlin on your tumblr and like this. but you’re still a #1 dude.
also, fuck the steelers!
Opinions, how do they work
this chick >>> hurtfag Carlin (so srs)
I think she is annoying as fuck, totally rage blinded by the people she is making fun of.
Lulzy teenage girls+ tr00 pop punk = serious polarizing issue? Idk, this is just whatever IMHO- teens do shit like this so much, eventually at least something would bring out a chuckle. 10mths-1year before she is super into true HxC.
the super butthurt, stangry reaction to this post bums me out and is reflective of the general negativity that I just can’t handle. definitely makes me question whether it’s worth putting the time into writing this stuff if all I get in return is a flood of angry comments. same reason I quit doing my old metal blog.
it seems a tad bit hypocritical when this blog has made making fun of teenage girls a No. 1 priority since day one. You shouldn’t be terribly surprised when people keep that mentality when you post a teenage girl you actually like.
> make fun of girls who act stupid
> therefore, all girls should should incite super angry, negative responses
makes sense.
not saying I agree with it (this girls seems cool enough) just saying people won’t always agree with your definition of what is or isn’t stupid
I don’t care if they agree or not, i’m just saying I don’t need to hear super strong, negative opinions about it. I don’t like the vast majority of stuff other people post on here or on the forum, but i don’t go out of my way to say it, because hey, why rain on the parade? Why be that guy who just has to say THIS THING U LIEK, IT SUCKS.
You should bury this blog and open a disccusion club at some gaybar with a bouncer…anytime someone says something negative, you just node to the bouncer and your problem is gone. But if this stuff bothers you….that makes this blog so wrong and lulzy…you are like a girl acting like a slut and wondering why no one want to be serious with her -> -.-
to be clear, i think your post ins’t bad at all and I think the butthurt comments are stupid, but your reaction is even worse…
wut?
Don’t ever stop Sarge. The world needs you!
“CAN’T LEAVE SLAM ALONE, THA GAME NEEDZ ME”
There’s been a flood of people commenting lately who think this blog is about ACTUALLY hating on everything. It’s really about fun and jokes.
Why is everyone psychoanalyzing Sarge all of a sudden?
*white knight mode activated*
This x 1 zillion, thank you!
I don’t actually hate much of anything, I didn’t even mean to be hateful, just teasing. :(
This.
Sorry if the above comment sounded butthurt, bro. I did not mean to be, but when I reread it I came off as a prick. My bad.
bruh bruh I wasn’t stangry, dont b so discouraged.
If you stop SYWH i will srsly hunt you down and gut you in your sleep. Do it for the people who don’t suck!
would wife plus watch its always sunny with this chick. she knows whats up.
I feel like this girl would be a good addition to any group. Like, when tensions are running high she would show up with breakfast burritos, say something cute and everyone would just hug it out and remember that life’s too short to be un-chill.
Cutest Comment of 2012 Nominee
Now I want to be her best friend, fuck.
When i realized i had friends like this that aren’t joking it stopped being funny.
When I realized I had friends like this AND I sometimes act like this, this video just got 738291738921799x funnier!
too good- makes me question my life.
yo sarge, just have her take over the blog for a week, kick back and watch IMN go mental.
she´s funny
She hit the nail on the head when she mentioned pizza and watching Always Sunny. It would have been perfect if she mentioned, “wanting a cute pop-punk boyfriend to wear matching merch at shows and do cute stuff with”. Then it would reflect every posi girl on tumblr ever
yeah I disappointed there wasn’t more shitty tv and cell phone singing, but hey u can’t win em all u no?
I’m gonna be really bummed when she “matures out of this phase” in like 2-3 years.
You guys need to leave her alone! She is funny, witty, AND has better taste in music than most of you. I would totally be cool hanging out with her, just as you-know friends.
(Going through mental checklist: burner-phone, Rufinol, gloves, zip-ties, duck-tape, hack-saw, trash bags, tarp, bleach, coveralls…)
upvote!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2408725267485&set=p.2408725267485&type=1&theater
Inb4
http://i.qkme.me/35vhlz.jpg
A show loosely based in Van Der Sloot’s life.
so many troo punks just found the “one”
WHAT??? Why are there so many people butthurt?? I thought this is SYWH…feelsbadman.jpg
stay gold, troops
“Stop saying I pronounce vinyl wrong, I did it on purpose.”
legit lol! Dying over the butthurt!
The worst part of this is that I was liek DAT SONG, and it turned out to be The Story So Far. I had successfully avoided listening to them knowing that I would turn into a hormone-adled teenage girl over them and cry because I’m not able to go see them next week with Man Overboard.
There’s barely any irony in my post, either. srsly.
A) i fuckin love always sunny, no fucks given shit makes me laugh
B)i didn’t find this overly funny but lrobably because troo pop punk hasnt hit canadaland yet (i give it a minimum of another year, deadmonton is always a little behind the times).
C) ALL THIS FUCKING BUTTHURT. I just laugh it off and imagine every butthurt comment is that fat dude from the WOW episode of southpark. It’s the number one cure for such a thing.
Comments: feel like theyre coming straight outta metalsucks or something :(
Fukin groce :(
Stay strong my friend. I wonder if there is an inevitable increase in hurt butts with an increase in Internet popularity? Do these things correlate? Hopefully this dark time passes. Praying for you.
YOUR DIFFERING OPINION IS A GRIEVOUS PERSONAL INSULT.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. THAT IS MY NEW FAVORITE PHRASE OF ALL TIME CAN I BORROW THAT
Only if you make more Gucci Gucci-like beats.
WHAT ARE THE SONGS IN THE VIDEO (sRS)
the “i’m not sad anymore” one is The Wonder Years (I think it’s “My Freshman Year”), the other one is The Story So Far “Quicksand”
TY BRO. LOOK LIKE IM MISSING SOMETHING FROM STORY SO FAR GOTTA HUNT THAT DOWN.
Oh man, I love that in warning us against Tr00 Pop Punk you’ve created an entire site of Story So Far fans. And we love you for it!
Baiscly wat i got from the comments was. “HERP DERP NOT FUNNY BUTTHURT BRB WERE GOING TO THE NO FUN ZONE”
hellyeahmotherfucker.jpg
Do people really say “Logan Circle”???? Mindbottling!!!!
But I love this video 100%, and I ain’t even care that the girl’s kinda cute (srs)
The band merch thing kinda hits close to home doe, I’m a sucker for band shirts =(
Some strong butthurt in the comments. But as someone already mentioned, the more popular a blog gets, the more negative comments that it will attract. I wouldn’t get too down Sarge. Sure, it’s annoying as fuck to create something and then have some worthless anon shit all over it, but I guess that’s what happens when you voice your opinion about anything (even topics as inconsequential as music) on the internet. I would view the recent surge in no fun club membership as growing pains for a blog that is increasing in popularity. I know you know this but I’m trying to show support because I can see you are down. And that makes me feel down :(
But PLEASE, don’t stop maintaining this hilariously entertaining blog. I love your writing and have been following you for quite a long time now. Hopefully, I’m speaking for other readers that maybe aren’t voicing their opinions of support. Keep the faith brah!
Amen!
>worthless anon
>we all have names
>your name is brononymous
<3
Well said
what makes me come back here now are all the people getting butthurt about butthurt people XD
I started coming for the funny posts, but the last few days made clear: you guys are just an undercover no fun club that makes fun of the bigger no fun club but gets reeeeeaaaaally pissed off when made fun of…
the perfect feeding ground
srsly: D if your not as clueless about these dynamics as you seem to me right now, you will break the cycle and not feed anymore…otherwise this blog is dead within the next 9 month (cause im pretty sure its gonna get worse)
I am not mad or butthurt at all, I just have no interest in spending my free time on something full of negativity.
lol all I here is mimimimi all others are sooo stupid mimimimimi
lol if dramatica was still around, you would be the new definition of butthurt with a full animated gif of your buttcheeks turning red
dude….srsly!!!!
whoa calm down bro, he is allowed to spend his time however he likes, he’s not obligated to put up with bullshit, mine, yours, or anyone else’s.
also dramatica is still around and is still a giant shithole for unfunny tryhards like it always was.
gb2/2006/
haha think about the fact that D uses trollface on diverse platforms.
now read my comment again
Don’t worry Brah, Da Scorn is a Euro, all his stupidity and fggt-ness can be explained by that one defining factor.
>Ignore
you made my day <3
your absolutly right about that…I just dont understand why the comments bother him so much…
I genuinely like his posts, else I wouldnt spend time here…some are not that good, but I absolutely dont care and you wont hear me cry about it…(unless its really really bad, but that happenend only 1 or 2 times in 3 years of posting)
im not even trolling, just being provokative (maybe too much ;)) about the fact that there is an obvious contradiction going on here und this is going to be exploited more and more in the future as this blog will continue to grow!
and as I look at your comments, i think your one of the few here that sees it coming too….
ow wow man, your negative vibes are like totally harshing my DGAF buzz.
would wife so she could make fun of me for being a beta fggt
to everyone saying they’d smash her… her youtube page says she’s 16…
youactlikeigiveafuck.jpg
16 is nice and legal
Inb4 high school graduation
eh, not my kind of humor i guess.
I think that whoever plays Dee in always sunny is actually really funny, though of course the guys are far superior.
she’s completely right about the whole “stoked” thing. a bunch of my nutass troo pop punk friends can’t tweet without having a #SUPERSTOKED
To all the imn posting hate comments…. GTFO!
Who’s this kid “Da scorn”, he’s annoying as shit bro, i say we ignore the shit outta that bish.
And chill out Sarge, u still have a lot of followers who still “get it”.
be safe, xoxo.
lol u really dont understand whats going on or what im doing, do you?? hilarious…XD
with all you guys so deep in his ass at the same time, no wonder hes so butt is hurting so bad…
It’s like ur trying 2 troll and b funny, but you really just come off as an overly-aggressive tryhard :(
This.
Also
>XD
lol, can’t tell if ironic use of XD or if you seriously post that.
lol didnt see that…
if I have to explain THAT, I probably explain ever single of my comments….thats fucked up man :( thought this was a place for people with some brain :(
And dont take my posts in an insulting or aggressive way…thats so wrong!!
“with all you guys so deep in his ass at the same time, no wonder hes so butt is hurting so bad…”
picture that in a silly cartoonish way, then youll get the fun…
maaaaan, you guys are incredibly dull! confirming every single stereotype about dumb americans there is…makes me sad (srs)
that’s a lot of words to say “i’m a fgt”
rofl go ahead!! continue your descent XD
I thoroughly enjoy sleeping under your bed at night pretending to be a banana. Please be safe!
This girl is cute as a button! I want her to babysit my daughter and teach her how to not take things seriously.
Tight video. I non-ironically say “stay posi brah” sometimes…ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME.
And the internet
that wasn’t funny at all. those aren’t things people say, she just listed items off like a checklist. i’m not butt hurt, i don’t like pop punk so maybe thats why i didnt thinnk it was funny, also, woman are never funny (spr srs), also, this is stupid, she sucks, you suck, i hate you. fuck you.
lol
Ha, those jokes totally went over my head.
Teenage girl comedy is 2deep4me
In all seriousness, though… KHAKIS.
I can’t believe all you negative, hating ass fuckin betas are making Sergeant D reconsider about posting blogs. SalviBro is really upset now…
so cute
What are the posting rules? enlighten me.
Seriously guys, I’m not mad or butthurt at all, I love pop punk (not tr00 though), and I hope I really get what this site is all about, but sometimes all I hear is STOP DON’T LIKE THE THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE
Wood give innocent non-sexual cuddle and kiss on cheek
Not sheriff if awsome cause D said so or because she reminds me of my emo ex (SILVIA IF UR READING THIS….BABY I’M SORRY I MADE FUN OF YOUR TATTS AND TRIED TO SMASH ALL YOU GFs…pls respond ;( )…cool video though
FUCKING LOL A+
Yeah she pretty much hit the nail on the head really damn hard.
Cute girl, love the blog, fuck the haters no-funners
And then her roommate goes “Paramore isn’t pop-punk? Is too! IS TOO IS TOO IS TOO IS TOO” and they both engage in a cute pillow fight with The Wonder Years song playing
did anyone else fap 2 this
Ahhhh hahaha. So good.
Wish you weren’t getting so much shit, D. Be safe. <3
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