I could try to write some snarky captions about what a dildo/fggt/ass hole this piece of hipster trash is, but we have all seen that before. Instead, I would like to use this as the springboard for a meaningful discussion about the question I can’t stop asking myself: why do whites/hipsters think it’s cool to look like a fggt (srs)? From what I can tell, it is because whites all have a deep-seeded need to be seen as special snowflakes, and they know that adopting feminine mannerisms and appearance is a great way to stand out from the crowd.
For example, his bicycle. I am sure he is aware that it’s a girls’ bike, and that it was a very deliberate choice, most likely because simply having a track bike wasn’t enough. This baffles me, because literally nobody other than other hipster fggts will think this is cool, and even if another hipster fggt DOES think it’s cool, they will never acknowledge it since that would invalidate their own specialness (not sure what that whole phenomenon is all about either, but that’s another story).
Would he be flattered if someone thought he was an actual homosexual?? What is he trying to say with his varisty jacket??? OTW readers, do any of your people need to be special snowflakes this badly???? Pls respond :(