THAT AMAZING FEEL WHEN JERKIN AND SLAM BECOME ONE
SARGENT D , PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ THIS AND CONSIDER GIVING MY MUSIC A CHANCE, I GARENTEE YOU WILL BE BLAZED BY MY TUNES IF YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE. I AM A 17 YEar OLD MUSICIAN AND DISC JOCKEY FROM NJ NAMED DEPRESSED TEENAGER (YES I AM DEPRESSED THIS IS WHAT FUELS ME TO KEEP MAKING THESE HITS) AND IM REALLY JUST TRYNA BLOW UP. THIS IS MY DEBUT EP AND I HAVE INCLUDED A REVIEW OF EACH TRACK BY ME SO THAT U CAN FULLY UNDERSTAND MY ART
1. I DONT GIVE A FUCK
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL SONG FOR THE PROJECT IT SETS THE MOOD FOR THE APRTY ATMOSPHERE I AM TRYING TO CREATE AND ALSO I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK FOR REAL. ! EVERYONE CAN FUCK OFF I DO THIS FOR TRYIN TO STACK SOME DOE AND THATS IT.
2. MIGUELITO
THIS IS PROBLABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT SONG OF MY CAREER SO FAR MY NAME IS MIGUELITO ITS KIND OF LIKE A BIOGRAPHY CONCEPT SONG JUST LISTEN TO IT THIS IS WHO I AM MY ENERGY WILL FLOW THRU YOUR SPEAKERS AND LEAVE U BLAZED
3. FAT FAGGOT
THIS IS A VERY MEANINGFUL SONG. ITS KIND OF LIKE A CLUB VERSION FOR THE SONG STAY SCHEMIN BY THE FAT FAGGOT RICK ROS BUT NEVER BEFORE HAS THE THE STORY BEEN TOLD ALSO FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE BITCH WHO WASNT WITH HIM SHOOTIN IN THE GYM SHE JUST WANTS SOME CASH ! ITS NO BIG DEAL. VERY IMPORTANT CONCEPT SONG
4. SLAM JAM
THIS IS A VERY RARE GENRE THAT MY FRIEND PIERCE HAD INTRODUCED ME TO WHERE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS I GUESS MIX ANYTHING WITH THE SPACE JAM THEME SONG BUT NEVER BEFORE HAS ANOTHER SONG FROM THE SPACE JAM SOUNDTRACK BEEN MIXED WITH SPACE JAM. THIS IS A RARE CASSETE RECORDING I HAVE RECOVERED FROM HISTORY PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS AND FORGIVE THE LOW FI
5. BOYZ WITH TATOOS
THIS IS PART OF THE REASON I AM BEGGIN GYOU TO POST THIS EXTENDED PLAY I READ YOUR EDITORIAL ABOUT JERKING AND SLAM. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO SLAM THAT SICKNESS AND I BELIEVE NOW IS THE TIME AND I HAVE THE ABILITY. THIS IS A NEW GENRE FUSION ALTOGETHER AND HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. VERY HISTORICAL
6. GUCCI GUCCI THE REMIX
THIS IS A CONTROVERSIAL REMIX AND I FEEL THIS IS WHY IM BEING BLACK BALLED FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTY I USED TO BE MANAGED BY THE PRODUCER 2 STACKS AND I THINK HE IS JEALOUS THAT I CREATED THIS SONG IN A BETTER WAY HE CUT ME OFF AND IS DOING WHATEVER HE CAN T OSTOP MY CAREER. LISTEN TO HOW I USED ADVANCED TECHNIQUES TO MAKE HER SING THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE IN HISTORY. ALSO MY GF IS KREYSHAWNS COUSIN KJ DREAYSHAWN (LUV U BB)
7. TAKE ME IN YOUR ARMS BY LIL SUZY FREESTYLE NIGHTCORED
IM SURE U ALREADY KNOW WHAT NIGHTCORE IS AS IT IS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR GENRES PROLLY BUT NEVER BEFORE HAS A FRESTYLE CLASSIC BEEN NIGHTCORED WITH SUCH ELEGANCE. YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT MUSIC SO I DONT THINK I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS
8. FUCK THE CLUB
I MADE THIS SONG WITH MY GANG HARDCORE THRASH CLUB (HTC 4 LIFE U KNOW WHAT IT IS). ITS BASICALLY ABOUT FUCK THE CLUB ALL WE LIKE TO DO IS SKATE U KNOW PLUS IM ONLY 17 SO I CANT GET IN ANYWAY LOL
9. WHIP APPEAL OLD SKOOL BLEND
V NASTY GUCCI MANE I MEAN WHAT MORE CAN U ASK FOR AND I USED OLD SKOOL BLEND TECHNIQUES TO PUT IT WITH THAT OLD AZZ DJ PREMIER BEAT FROM NAS I HAD TO DO THIS FOR REAL HIP HOP WORLDWIDE
WELL THATS IT I HOPE U LIKE MY MUSIC AND WILL BLOG ABOUT IT AND IF NOT THEN FUKK OFF !!
This and the New Mexico post back to back?
gucci gucci remix is amazing
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO SLAM THAT SICKNESS AND I BELIEVE NOW IS THE TIME AND I HAVE THE ABILITY. THIS IS A NEW GENRE FUSION ALTOGETHER AND HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. VERY HISTORICAL
Lost it
This is a joke, right? Srs question, I can’t tell for sure.
Fuk the club we’re goin thrashin
Thanks for clearing it up!
RHETORICAL QUESTION MUCH, BRO???????????????!!!!!!!!!!
Tagged “controversial new artists”.
You have to admire the courage of artists who are willing to spit in the face of the musical establishment like this
Indeed. Especially since it’s trendy to act like you don’t give a fuck, and he claims to not give a fuck. So logically, he must not even give a fuck about not giving a fuck.
True dedication to your craft, right there.
Boys With Tattoos fuckin’ buuummmmpppsss
This can’t be legit…
SARGENT THANK U SO MUCH FOR THE POST. THIS IS REAL NOT A JOKE FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @DPRSSDTNGR .. ROCK ON !! _~HTC~_
HAY BRO I FEEL LIKE YOU WOOD REALLY GET ALONG WELL WITH THIS D00D:
http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2012/02/awesome-kid-does-awesomely-retarded-hardcore-vocal-covers/
I’M ASSUMING YOU’RE NOT ACTUALLY THAT KID (SEEMS PLAUSIBLE DOE) SO I THINK U 2 SHOULD BE FRIENDS!
this reminds me of when i go to those weird illegal warehouse hipster rave things where you can do bumps in the open and nobody gives a shit.
+1
I don’t know what’s real anymore.
Srs…. not sure if best or worst music ever made.
BOTH
Yah imo Depressed Teenager is amazing and also really shitty
Not sherrif TWO STACKS made a grievous mistake or good career move by palming him off onto you
Honestly never been so excited/horrified by music before.
some srs lil b-isms
but some gold is here
God yes
Fucking Boys with Tattoos goes.
HTC4LYFE
I’m sensing the work of a brilliant troll and I’m mirin’.
What is a troll and where can i find more information about it.
SO PROUD OF U FOR GETIN ON THIS WEB SITE BRO
Dat fucking “Gucci Gucci” RMX = mindbottling
Dat “Boys With Tattoos” RMX = CRUSHING
Also, I find the “depression” soundbite hilarious for some reason.
Serious every I time I hear that “depression” sound board go off I grin like a fucking moron.
Yo D real talk STOP fuckin wit my emotions, is this Depressed Teenager nigga for real??
I cant even handle this. It is mind bending in the truest meaning of the phrase; its’ totally fucking with my perceptions of what is “good” and “bad”. I really dont know what the fuck is going on. Avant garde auteur/autist/artist, whoever this is.
The Future Is Now
It is art; who am I to say whether it is “good” or “bad”? Who are any of us to judge the way that a young man chooses to express himself (in this case, through the medium of hip hop music)?
I am an advocate for Art and I do not apologize for it.
its’ totally fucking with my perceptions of what is “good” and “bad”
THIS!!
Worst part is I really enjoy this crap, It’s like an ignorance singularity, some quantum shit. I DONT want the dude to be a troll, but the visuals are just too much…
Seriously the most mindboggling music I have heard in forever. Not sure if Wizard level troll or severely autistic.
I’m going to go prepare myself some turkey sandwiches in order to enjoy this fully.
+1 gajillion spacebux for the Mr. Ghetto Wal-Mart sample at the beginning of Fuck the Club. Fuck Mozart, THIS kid is a musical prodigy.
I don’t care how shit this is. I love it.
Lol so many emotions ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
CANNABIS
WEED
SMOK
My god this is amazing. Like said before, it blurs the line between amazing and incredibly shitty. The universe is one, there is no line and no context, we all rise up and float around. I feel like I have achieved Nirvana.
What is brilliant. What is ignorant garbage. Idk. Brb getting bottle
ONLY DEPRESSED TEENAGER IS REAL.
Whats with the picture of spaghetti? Is that whats in the streets these days?
Pasta is a common dish among euros, brah
Dat fucking Boys With Tattoos mix.
This is like Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, but music and not a comic.
I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO.
Dear Depressed Teenager:
I think I love you. (no homo)
Moar pls
Me 2 #nohomo
Confused :(
He dun goofed.
This is some next level shit, sarge. sywh crew 4 lyfe
I honestly can’t tell if it’s so horrible that it’s amazing or if it’s so good that it’s amazing. DEPRESSED TEENAGER is the future.
this fucking rules
DAT COVERART,It looks awfully similar to all those up incoming Crunkcore bands in 08′-09′ their artwork.Just randomly photo shopped shit on a weird backdrop
not shure if this is srs…but it’s amazing/crappy!
Please be safe,
this is the best thing since arboga teenage riot
THIS IS DEF THE KIND OF JOKE/ART THAT BENEFITS FROM TAKING THE EFFORT TO GO “ALL OUT”. SO AMAZING/SHITTY!
THE CAPS LOCK IS ALSO A NICE TOUCH BECAUSE IT HOVERS BETWEEN “OBVIOUS TROLL” AND “HAVEN’T BEEN SOCIALIZED ON THE INTERNET PROPERLY”. EITHER THAT OR IT’S JUST TWOSTACKS.
It’s perfect touches like this that make it a nxt level troll IF it is one. I haven’t the slightest clue whether this guy is serious or not!
I feel dirty listening to this. :(
I don’t even understand what I am thinking.
the makers of the napoleon dynamite cartoon should contract depressed teenager to score the show. the “meow” in the gucci gucci remix is amazing. can’t tell if i’m smiling because i love it or if i’m laughing at it. this also kind of gives me a headache.
i’m suspicious that this is sergeant d’s project. straight outta apple valley high. class of ’14 represent.
due to the fact that it took me 10 mins to put this album into my iTunes since these mp3s have no tags, you can tell this person is a pc user, so chances are he’s actually mentally ill and not an ironic troll.
This is straight up brilliant. This has Two Stacks fingerprint all over it.
I’ve been waiting all my life for freestyle to come back!
I find myself wanting to describe this as Toxic Coma meets Girl Talk.
DEPRESSED TEENAGER will be the soundtrack for the summer of 2012. Calling it right now. Gonna blast this so hard through the stock speakers in my Subaru sport wagon.
GUYS CHECK OUT MY MIX THE FIRST EVER TAPE ABOUT BEING A TEEN N THANX FOR THE SUPPORT LETS GET THIS MONEY !!! http://dprssdtngr.tumblr.com/post/18597239951/my-first-mixtape-not-another-teen-mixtape
Two stacks message to you + Depressed Teenager’s message to you + Depressed Teenager’s music + every single comment so far = the funniest shit EVER!!!
um wat
i knew DP before he was a meme. DTHTCKTA
This is literally the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen on SYWH. I’ve never knew it was possible to be this out of touch with music, kids, life, and my own perceptions of reality at age 25. I’ve had dreams more coherent and understandable than this…
Sarge, I feel like you owe the world a post that serves as a slap in the face, a cold splash of water, and a dose of aromatic ammonia all in one. A post to heal the space-time continuum that just got ripped wide open by Depressed Teenager. Without such a post, I may never again get a grip on reality, and will likely die in an insane asylum.
i nominate sarge to be depressed teenager’s new manager
$$$
STACKS ON STACKS ON STACKS ON STACKS // RACKS ON RACKS ON RACKS ON RACKS
When I read this part “I AM A 17 YEar” I think why does it go to lower case? Does he hold down shift to type in caps and his finger slipped? Does he not know what the caps lock button does? My God…
that part was a really nice touch
Dude is wack still
This dude is still wack
This is one small step for slam, one giant leap for slamkind
i really like this, and i can’t tell if i should be ashamed of that or not.
dude me too… what does this MEAN?
if this kid really lives in jersey i’m booking him a show in a filthy house ASAP hope to god he does this live
this is some serious next level shit, i am going to be bumping this for days. Thanks, D.
dat whip appeal remix. bro should’ve produced the whole baytl mix tape.
what in god’s name in NIGHTCORE?