Holy fucking fuck KREAYSHAWN is so goddamn hot in this video

When I was in like 8th or 9th grade (1992-93), Dr Dre blew up and the so-called wigneck era began. As you might guess, wignecks are half wigger, half redneck: they rocked Starter jackets and shelltoes, listened to Snoop and smoked weed, but also drove pickup trucks, chewed tobacco, and listened to Metallica while telling racist jokes. It was a weird combination, but I can’t lie, I crushed hard on a few wigneck girls. There’s just something irresistible about that combination of stangry attitude, trashy wigger steez and slutty demeanor that makes me feel funny ‘down there’ :(

lookin good bb, nevar thought a Raiders hat and Starter jacket could be so kawaii <3

I don’t know who JUICY J is, but I like this song and I love the video. KREAYSHAWN is looking retardedly hot in it, like God reached down from the clouds and created the perfect wigneck waifu for me… like the girl I always wanted to see waiting for the bus outside the Everett Mall, listening to SPICE 1 or DJ Quik on her Walkman. it’s one of those rare occasions where it causes me physical pain to watch because she is so fucking hot. But I push through the pain, and sometimes I even feel like IT HURTS SO GOOD :/

She is good and lovely. She has the ability.

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67 Responses to Holy fucking fuck KREAYSHAWN is so goddamn hot in this video

  1. LIL' DEBBIE says:

    YOU SAID IT WAS U AND ME FOREVAH BBY!!!!! :’(

  2. weedlord says:

    Juicy J is the dude in three six mafia! He’s gone off the deep end in the last few years

    • stealmoneyfordrugs says:

      exactly. soon as three 6 mafia won a grammy, kicked out lord infamous, and started being legit industry stars, all that coke made juicy and paul go nuts. this song is actually really good compared to his recent output. and kreayshawn… always. my god, my boner. my doctors say mylanta.

  3. tweeed says:

    song is not that great. a jillion times better than that Lil Debbie track doe.

  4. Jose says:

    Hang out at my neighborhood, come to my daughter’s Tball games, you’ll see every manner of Raider wearing mexis, otws and wigneck chicks there. Of course they all have kids, but since they all walk to the bus, they are thin even after cranking out children.

  5. shookon4 says:

    #bsgd

  6. xcalvinx says:

    hulk smash

  7. YoshiYukki says:

    It makes me so happy that I can get on this site at school and its not blocked :3

  8. Girl U Gay! says:

    Sorry bruh but dis’ bitch stankz

  9. The Ghost of Keith Hernandez says:

    There’s a ridiculous number of girls like this in urban KY.

    The fake Brooklyn-meets-Southern accent is pretty awkward, though… :P

  10. AXERIPPERX says:

    You really should interview her.

  11. k10 says:

    Wignecks = The population of the town I grew up in. Much love for the wigneck girls.

  12. Todd says:

    “half wigger, half redneck: they rocked Starter jackets and shelltoes, listened to Snoop and smoked weed, but also drove pickup trucks, chewed tobacco, and listened to Metallica while telling racist jokes.”

    80% of SHS alumni summed up right there.

  13. walter the einstein frog says:

    not having an ironic soccer mom haircut does wonders, lil debbie should take note…

  14. Dr. Unk says:

    :^o she looks unreal hot here.
    throbbingerection/omg.html

  15. lolwut says:

    i dont have speakers on my work computer and for a second i thought juicy j was dave chappelle pretending to be a rapper.

  16. tommy t says:

    yeah shouts out to everett hahaha

  17. The Ghost of Keith Hernandez says:

    I grew up around hispanic and black girls like this on the east coast. When they get in fights, people end up in the hospital. Brutal as hell.

  18. Anonymous says:

    That part where she accidentally hits her hat and tries to play it off. I think I actually heard my heart sing.

  19. M'Kay says:

    1:16 is where she loses my respect by not being able to keep stuff attached to her hat.

  20. Sergeant D says:

    also I just noticed the chair Juicy J is sitting on. not sheriff actual Aeron or a knockoff??

    Please respond.

  21. PINKDEATHCOREFONT says:

    This is off juicy j’s newest mixtape which is surprisingly awesome and super ignant.

  22. Inmyheadache says:

    As mentioned above, Juicy J is one of the founding members of Three 6 Mafia. Dude is the man and his last few mixtapes that I’ve heard (Rubba Band Business 2 and Cocaine Mafia) were both pretty good.

  23. AndyK says:

    i will forever remember my days as a coked out high schooler bumping everything three six had to offer. fuck, shameful. “Chronicles of the Juiceman” is probably one of the best albums to get high to, evar.

  24. Anonymous says:

    my waifu <3

  25. satrap says:

    Not sheriff she tryin’a look dumb and confused, or just is dumb and confused. Jocking Lil Debbie 4 life. ILU BB!!!

  26. richard brunelle says:

    still a little too girlfriend’s little brother/jewy lookin for my impossible internet male standards

  27. beholdthesharktopus says:

    http://www.last.fm/music/Kreayshawn/+images/68807080
    Saw this image and was like “wait, she’s actually pretty dec looking, wat?”

  28. Japes says:

    D, can u pls explain to me what steez is and why I want/don’t want to have it pls rspnd

  29. Latinoheat!!! says:

    still cant believe the 5 goes all the way up there…. =0

  30. Anonymous says:

    ATTN Sarge, UNDFTD at 1:31

  31. wiggles says:

    i was in middle school in 92-93, too, but i lived in Portland, so we didn’t have any wignecks. just a bunch of strait up wiggers. i was one too, for like a month. got a purple Cross Colors vest and some god damn white jeans.
    dunno how my parents could afford it, and looking back, they must have thought i was fucking stupid. i mean, a purple fucking vest?!

  32. STEVE says:

    i have VIP tickets to see JUICY J tomorrow in cleveland. very excited to hang out and watch white girls be given free cocaine.

  33. MasterSlave says:

    This song is terrible but Kreayshawn is awesome. She’s got the swag and it’s pumping out her ovaries. Love that bitch

  34. Jonnyfilth says:

    I think Kreayshawn is groce / wood not smash (no offense TwoStacks)
    But srs, this bish is winning hard. Compare this to that fucking ear-raping abortion that Lil’ Debbie put out the other day, and holy shit. Kreayshawn wins hands down.

    Sarge I still don’t get why you find 15 year old boys attractive?? Pls respond!

  35. Anonymous says:

    everett mall is the trashiest place on earth

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