There’s nothing I like more than a good parody song, and this one is pretty great! Of course, it completely misses the fact that the music is only of secondary importance when it comes to successful Risecore bands. Perhaps he can address this in a dubstep remix and add lines like, “we’ll announce the next breakdown / with controversial slogan / that will look sweet in Impact font / check out our Bigcartel” and “brb kicking out our keyboardist / getting 50s dad haircuts / and tackling srs social issues / on our boring new album.”
Holler at the guy who made this (aka Galactic Pegasus) on Facebook- he’s also the winner of the ARBITER ULTIMATE GROOVE contest!
Big ups to Jonnyfilth for awaring me to this!
Haha this is good, except that last breakdown is way heavier than anything you’ll find on Rise Records. I think a dance section would’ve been more appropriate considering what bands it’s making fun of. The end breakdown could be used for a deathcore parody vid.
Your icon photo could be used for a deathcore parody vid.
i would sign this guy and make him put this song out as his first single.
brb cashing my zillion dollar check so i can go on my yacht with some hot sluts and do lots of blow.
Johnny filth is save parker…
that asshole!
Yep, u caught me out, I’m actually Save Parker…
Fuck that noise, dude hates pokemon.
dem vocals at the end, would slam/10
Tabs?
0 0000 00 00 0000 000 0 0000 00 00 000 000 0 0 0 0 0 00 0 0 0 00000 0 00 0000 0 0
(Not sure if this is funny, I haven’t attempted to read a tab in many years)
Was going to type the same thing, but decided that it wasn’t funny.
I was thinking about whether or not I should even consider typing the same thing, but then I thought that it wouldn’t even be funny to consider so I stopped thinking about it before I could decide not to type it.
Guys I think I’ll try to inject some funny into it by filling you up with the knowledge that someone actually bothered to tab out “Jumping Ships” by xAFBx
http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/m/misc_unsigned_bands/xafbx_-_jumping_ships_tab.htm
I want to see a tab for this.
Nah brah, they’ll never get a sweet deal w/ rice records if they don’t put up a bunch of pics of them in hoodies, with gauges and awesome oriental sleeve tats, standing on a cliff or some dark/reflective/mopeyfggt background with their arms folded lookin all srs. Srsly, you need those pics first, THEN you release the sweet breakdowns.
dunno why, I lol’d at Rice Records
“You want pray blaikdowns?”
Believe it or not brah, I put it there on purpose, tryin to bait some grammar nazis and then pretend I was Taiwanese or somethin, chillin at home praying some praystation, ownin on carr of duty.
Guest vocal by Allston Carire
There are risecore-ish bands here in Asia. They pray rearr good blakedow’s
this was pretty funny lol. wish the clean chorus part was better, coulda used catchier melodies… (the catchier a parody is, the more successful it’ll be) but the breakdown parts were well done.
Thank you all so much for watching, it really means a lot to me, and I am glad you thought it was as funny as I did!
I want someone to put this song in the middle of a random Rise record and see if anyone notices it’s a joke.
Was funny but, should have gone longer and touched on the other points that have been mentioned
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sound like this maybe to? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRB6z_jUSWs&feature=plcp&context=C36f7f0cUDOEgsToPDskLNssG9frD2vzVABp0podtd UK TRUE POP PUNK BRO!
“brb kicking out our keyboardist / getting 50s dad haircuts / and tackling srs social issues / on our boring new album.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA