Not sheriff slamming goregrind band or Ukranian pornography kingpins. Didn’t I see one of them in an episode of Mike’s Apartment? Dat sweater…

Do u liek slamz? Do u liek pitchshifted sewer vocals over a wall of noise that’s punctuated only by an incessant, high-pitched snare that sounds like someone beating on a pipe with a ballpeen hammer? Then you will love PURULENT JACUZZI, Russia’s finest export this side of Olga Kurylenko:

Strong miming during the porno sample at :45

About Sergeant D

I was like yeah ok whatever
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24 Responses to New slamz 4 u: PURULENT JACUZZI

  1. Sandy Duncan's Glass Eye says:
  2. Thomas says:


  3. Chris says:

    into this band for awhile, i think a chick possibly used to sing for them back in the day? could be wrong… but still fucking sick regardless

  4. Autodidact says:

    Holy shit! I didn’t know David Tennant can play drums!

  5. dza says:

    izzat micky dolenz?

  6. Watt Par says:

    Videos like this make me think ?uestolove could be a legit as balls slam drummer if he could do blasts.

  7. xcalvinx says:

    this owns

  8. stealmoneyfordrugs says:

    sick slamz fa’sho. vox kinda sound like joe from CODC. this is def going into the workout mix rotation STAT.

  9. Lear says:

    That sweater combined with the plaid jacket is… I can’t think of two worse patterns to combine.

  10. Jonnyfilth says:

    I love Eastern Europeans’ lulzy attempts at making br00tal slam band names.
    Their unintentional weirdness makes everything way more brutal (srs)
    Purulent Jaccuzzi? That sounds fucking disgusting! You Russians are grose!

    It’s seriously like everything east of the iron curtain was specifically designed to produce rly depressing guttural slamming sickness.

  11. Isaac says:

    legit surprised that a Russian named Olga doesn’t look like a bear

  12. Komrade Vlad says:

    Between this and Cranial Osteotomy, Russian slamz are pure perfection.

    • somerandomfucker says:

      Check Abominable Putridity, 7 H. Target, Katalepsy, Ezophagothomia, Abnormity… there must be something in the borscht out there.

  13. SgtShock says:

    I actually have that same ride cymbal. Hurts to watch it used next to that snare drum.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Sounds like most of you fags are late to Purulent. Figures. Stick with Fight Fair, they make that for homos like most of you.

  15. da scorn says:

    doesn t really feel slammy to me
    its a sepultura riff combined with a brujeria riff packed in some brutal death… !

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