The best of HIPSTER EDITS

You have to hand it to teenage girls: for as dumb as they are, they’re always finding new, irritating ways to say “I’m sad // pls pay attention to me” on the internet! For example, if you’ve spent any time on Tumblrâ„¢, you’ve seen that 90% of all content that’s not cat-related or pictures of metalcore bands falls under the heading of “vague, angsty phrase over the top of an artsy photo.”

There’s basically nothing I like more than making fun of angsty teenage girls on the internet, and apparently I am not the only one: there’s are millions of hilarious meta-captions to these dumb, angsty photos, which are called “hipster edits.” If you like making fun of sad teenagers as much as I do, you will love THE BEST OF HIPSTER EDITS!

I made this one, based on some guy who has a Tumblr full of his ‘art’ where he adds those dumb clouds of ‘stars’ to photos

Another one of mine

Also mine <3 u uggs

And one more of mine

Mine again

Unless otherwise noted, all images are from the premier collection of hipster edits, http://antihipstereffect.tumblr.com/

About Sergeant D

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24 Responses to The best of HIPSTER EDITS

  1. COSK says:

    I fucking lost it at the spaceship one.

  2. Chillin' says:

    You really outdid yourself with the Adam’s Song one. Died.

  3. stonewall says:

    hope to god that $10 bill didnt come from a stripper’s g string

  4. jm6g90 says:

    Everyone’s an artist now :/

  5. Mustard tiger says:

    Lol @ “Fartist” and that spaceship one is hysterical.

  6. Sean Wright says:

    Here’s a good one;

    Get some generic Hot Topic Evanesence-core teenage female goth in her wannabe Amy Lee-esque look with blood on her arms in a bathtub and the picture says “LET’S DIE TOGETHER!1!1: and then my reply to that would be “BITCH PLEASE! I’D RATHER BE MOSHING”

    • tweeed says:

      You just described my ex-gf of many moons ago. She literally had a whole session of pix done in a bathtub with blood everywhere and it said “LOVE ME” or some shit on the wall of the bathroom in blood.

  7. Save Parker says:

    Its a poor man’s post secret, more vague with dumber backgrounds, and usually a lot less suicidey.

  8. DickHertz says:

    if you like this you’ll love tumblr4men

  9. Captain Tohm says:

    This killed me, best post in a long time. Make this a weekly special? This has to just be scratching the surface!

  10. Superfist McDeathpunch says:

    CSB alert: The kid who sat in front of my in my journalism class last semester spent pretty much every class on this website: http://observando.net/ Occasionally he would pull out his iphone and take a picture of one of the pictures on the website, and try to frame it just right so that you couldn’t tell he took a picture of a computer screen. I entertained myself during this class by trying to come up with lulzy captions for the pictures.

  11. logdeezy says:

    Pretty sure I saw that it’s just so hard THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID one on 4chan before… brb questioning Sarge’s fart legitimacy. :(

  12. logdeezy says:

    Totally thought the “Another one of mine” on top pertained to it, sorry. You have the ability. You are good and lovely. I love you.

  13. Lionel Richie says:

    I remember the days when it was all sparkly gif-ified pictures of stars and love hearts and the bishes would it all neon like, aaaah myspace.

  14. Latinoheat!!! says:

    oh teenage tardness/foolishness … how i love thee…

    Im w/ Lionel Richie on this one… gimme the drunk hot scene bish w/ the glittery n neon-colored myspace n shit… i think we are suffering a repeat of the tro0o0o0ness of 2012 syndrome right now w/ these tumblrsluts/tumblrteenagers… just like sarge predicted….

    can’t wait for the next lame thursday/MCR/butthurt fags… no wait we have the wonder years n shit… carry on w/ these nice funny as fuck hipster edits…

    tis a good distraction from studying NG tube insertion, irrigation, n removal… thank god for jewtube… that is all

    *looks for the bro w/ the starting slow clap NOT-ANOTHER-TEEN-MOVIE status*

  15. ge5undhe17 says:

    reminds me of SA’s buzzkilling

    haha

  16. SalviBro says:

    I almoat died and came back as Tupac’s reincarnation at ” Is this to his PS3?”

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