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About SYWH
Stuff You Will Hate is a blog where we make fun of stuff we like. Sometime that makes people mad. We like hardcore, pop punk, rap and anything else that isn't metal. Read this if you want to 'know what this site is really about.'
We are always looking for more people to write for us, so you're interested, hit us up!
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Email: stuffyouwillhate@gmail.comMy band ENPEDESTALMENT
Br00tal FRIENDZONE SLAM featuring guest appearances by BIG CHOCOLATE, 7 HORNS 7 EYES, GOLIATH and CITY LIGHTS. Debut EP "NOT ALL GUYS ARE JERKS" out now!
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Listen to Sergeant D bullshit with people in your favorite bands, talk shit, and laugh at his ghey voice. New show every week or two, don't sleep on it!
Posts about genres
- 2012 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS
- Deathcore is evolving
- Early-mid 00's emo
- EASYCORE
- ENTOMBEDCORE
- Euro/Azn thugcore
- IKEACORE
- Jerkin Music
- Lulzy straightedge songs
- MAKEOUTCLUBCORE
- Neo-nu-metal
- NU-DEATHCORE
- Patriotic songs
- POWER POP
- Power Violence
- PUNK
- REAL rap metal
- RECORDCOLLECTORCORE
- REGRETCORE
- Rockabilly
- SRSCORE
- The TWEEN SCENE
- tr00 POP PUNK
- Wigger slam metal
What we think about stuff
- "REAL MUSIC"
- 90s hardcore cover art
- Are Latinos Born 2 Mosh??
- AZNBROS
- Band merch
- Being on tour
- Breakdowns are the new guitar solo
- Do you 'really get what this site is all about'??
- Girls do not like metal!!!
- Girls who wear UGGS
- How metal nerds choose what bands to like
- How should I keep my kids from getting into art and music??
- HXC HISTORY 2: When youth crew went metal
- HXC HISTORY 4: Mosh for Krishna!
- I non-ironically hate NERDBAITING
- Internet Metal Nerds (IMNs)
- Is hardcore for rich white pussies??
- LOL @ stretched ears
- My movie called BIG BUSH
- Revelation Records
- SLUT SHAMING
- Srs talk on BREAKING EDGE
- The history of metalcore
- The ugly truth about 90s hardcore
- The zine I did in the 90s
- Varsity font
- Video Games
- What is the most annoying/lulzy kind of girl??
- What kind of bish is your type??
- What's wrong with WHITE KNIGHTING??
- Who is your favorite PORN BISH??
- Why girls get naked on the internet
Guest posts & interviews
- BROKENCYDE
- Chris Drew of NEVERHSHOUTNEVER and EATMEWHILEIMHOT
- Craig Mabbitt of ESCAPE THE FATE
- Daddy X of KOTTONMOUTH KINGS and DOGGY STYLE
- Dave Astor of LOCUST, CATTLE DECAPITATION and PATHOLOGY
- Dave Witte of MUNICIPAL WASTE, HUMAN REMAINS, DISCORDANCE AXIS, etc
- Dennis from REFUSED reviews stuff
- DJ TWO STACKS guide to slam
- DJ TWO STACKS reviews some videos
- Evan Taubenfeld (ex Avril Lavigne guitarist)
- Ezec of SKARHEAD
- How to party, RINGWORM style
- Jack from THE ACACIA STRAIN
- Jake of DEFILER
- Jonny Craig of DANCE GAVIN DANCE/authorized Macbook reseller
- Josh from A DAY TO REMEMBER
- Keith from RORSCHACH/DEADGUY interview
- Lars from JUDGE/SIDE BY SIDE reviews stuff
- Mike Cheese of GEHENNA reviews rap songs vol 1
- Mike Cheese reviews rap songs vol 3
- Mike Score of ALL OUT WAR
- Nate of XIBALBA
- Pete Wentz of FALL OUT BOY and VEGAN REICH
- Ryan Neff of MISS MAY I
- SEEDER of BTM/3A
- Shred Sean of BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART on guitars
- Steve Joh of CENTURY MEDIA
- Todd from CHAMPION/BETRAYED reviews stuff
- WINDS OF PLAGUE
Posts about individual bands
- 18 Visions
- American Nightmare
- Animosity
- Between The Buried And Me
- Black Sabbath
- Blink-182
- Brujeria
- Converge
- Day Of Suffering
- Dead To Fall
- Defeater
- Downset
- Dropkick Murphys
- E-Town Concrete
- Elysia
- Fall Out Boy
- Fastbreak
- Fury Of Five
- Guttermouth
- Handsome
- Hellogoodbye
- Hit The Lights
- Hot Water Music
- Icepick
- Irate
- Jerome
- Juliana Theory
- Liferuiner
- Lifetime
- Merauder
- Mest
- New Found Glory
- No Warning
- NOFX
- Odd Future/Tyler The Creator
- Parkway Drive
- Saosin
- Saves The Day
- Simple Plan
- Strung Out
- SUNN 0))
- The Movielife
- The Story So Far
- The Vandals
- The Wonder Years
- Vision of Disorder
- Whitechapel
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Can’t tell if this is a serial killer or just some dude who is going to die alone so hard.
hahaha @ die alone so hard.
Maybe he can get himself a robo-bish and program it to act like that – ain’t no real woman gonna sit on that pedestal.
Best case scenario: dude HTFU and starts a christcore band.
sadly, i could probably see myself doing something like this a few years ago, like sophomore year in high school. although i probably would have at least had the sense not to put it on the internet. still, feelsbadman.jpg
It’s not the worst thing to THINK this stuff. But some things should just stay in your head.
Yeah I thought this would have been kind of sweet if it was some anonymous message on the internet to be claimed by whoever shared it until the God stuff came on, then it went right into creepy weirdo zone.
“I believe that friendship makes a great foundation of a good relationship”
He will die alone harder than the most lonely person to ever die hard and alone.
>I hope you can message me sweet nothings
christ man, be careful what you wish for
This was almost as painful as that Spoken Word shit somebody posted the other day.
For whatever reason this reminds me of Robbin Williams also I find him very cringeworthy
That was hard to read.
I hope you can ride with me.
THIS. THIS is awesome. I want more.
first, i cringed real hard while reading this, second, this guy is a filipino. Why? because he talked about not being John Lloyd or Derek (John Lloyd Cruz/Derek Ramsey) which both are tv/movie/matinee idols here in the Philippines. I feel bad for you my fellow flip brethren. #sadface
lololololol BOOM, he is indeed a flip! A++++
Filipino chicks are hot as shit, I understand him a little now. Still inexcusable.
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everything that he said was steriotype flip. like mentioning BMW. filipinos think that every luxury car in the world is a BMW. And the Kardashian reference because that show is being shown on our cable tv’s with 10000 replays a day i think. And he exposed himself with the filipino alpha male steriotype reference (john lloyd and derek)..he fell too low..I sad
Bro, as soon as I read the name I was like “shit, fggt gonna give all pinoys a bad name.”
My best friend from the Philippines was the one who sent this to me. Then I sent it to Sarge cuz I was overdosing in raegahol.
exhibit A against the race whos mothers are chunky nurses but arent fooling anybody in telling that they got houses and mansions back in manila and whos flip male offspring are prolly baklaks n shit
gtfo you beta flip!!!
I hope you won’t be safe!!! =/
Good luck w/ ur no car to BMW goals.
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/White-Knight-NM-Revised-MTG-/20/!B6R!(j!B2k~$(KGrHqV,!hcEyrsF6JN3BMw0(7iRzQ~~_3.JPG
They really do need to issue mandatory testosterone checks to some people.
‘dont worry I like it neat as well’ WTF? Is this some American thing or is this dude legit retard?
Also, God is ichiban!!
Wow. That was the most hilarious, most replusive, most beta tl;dr fggty shit I’ve ever seen on SYWH (and that’s saying something…). How can someone go this low? Srsly, they really need to reevaluate their whole life. How has humanity regressed like this? Fucking white people, man :/
surprisingly he is actually not white. but unsurprisingly, he is azn.
Oh, didn’t see his name/picture. My point still stands, though. It’s fggts like this guy for which suicide was invented…
“I am not rich”
All the women lining up to meet this guy parted like Moses telling the Red Sea “MOVE BITCH!”
LOL @ Moses
Guaranteed first comment on his post: “sup bro you a fggt or wut?”
Die Alone With A Vengeance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7mozA-ptI
rotflmfao!!!!!! x-D
Sometimes, I think that I fucked up my life by going on tour in my early adulthood, which resulted in me being way behind in my career shit or whatever. But then I hang out with some friends of mine who never graduated high school, have no GED, and work at home depot or whatever, and I go “meh, I’m not all that bad.”
Similarly, I sometimes see myself as the most beta pussy in the world… but then I go on SYWH, where Sarge analyzes specimens such as the above that in comparison make me seem like a ripped 10k/day CEO banging 10/10 jailbait.
Thanks Sarge, for continually reminding me that I am not the biggest fuckup in the world.
This is why I come here too. Coz I’ve fucked life up and need to know I’m at least not the worst. Thanks SYWH <3
All the evidence points to this:
Kid is a 15 year old Christian who got born again 6 months ago and is now looking for the princess he’s going to spend the rest of his lief with. he’s been going to youth group every week and learning all about God’s plan for him and how sex is beautiful when it’s with your wife.
BRO: This looks like someone who could really benefit from the Stuff You Will Have Compassion For Foundation. Big Brothers for Little Fggts could really help this guy out!
True dat!
He doesn’t fit into the typical butthurt pussy style of sponsor child, but who am I to judge? The Foundation exists to help all fggts great and small!
Lols for the myth of married ppl having sex. I think the last time my parents did that was… Roughly 9 months before my brother was both?
>keeping track of ur parents sex life???
good luck with your incest porn goals in 2012
Even when i was at the peak of my beta/imn/lonley sad fuck days could i have even imagined something like this. Was a painful read for sure, hope this guy’s balls drop some time in the bear future
This makes me want to club a baby seal.
You should see dat one where he was trying to “meet up” with his “first love” and GOT STOOD UP.
/doublefacepalmforever
too long; read half.
-’dear future boyfriend’ would be the honest tittle
-lol at god being his ‘no. 1′ a bitch is really going to go for that. smh…
Letter to the FAGzone, amirite???
i c wat u did thurr +1
Troy’s Mixtape of Love in full effect here…
“Dear future girlfriend,
I’m not perfect, but I expect you to be. Follow these arbitrary rules.”
What the fuck… This guy compares himself to THIS:
http://ph.88db.com/ph/html/lifestyle/images/showbiz/John-Lloyd-Cruz.jpg
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the Philippines, and how ass-ugly must this poor beta be, for THIS to the fucking paragon of male beauty?!
^^^^ EXHIBIT B ^^^^^^
Dat grammar and correct paragraphing skill. The kids going to go far when bitches realize he will do their english homework for them and by going far I mean a hug.
Haha. Well, at least he has good grammar. Good grammar is basically essential for gettin’ smart bitches. Unfortunately, so is confidence.
This doesn’t mean that they aren’t extremely annoying though. The girls I’ve been involved with who are obsessed with grammar/spelling have all been wicked insecure. They grasped for anything to make themselves feel different or better than other girls. They had no sense of humor, and an extreme lack of sarcasm detectors. I guess reading Sylvia Plath kills all humor. :-\
This is why the internet is the best invention that man has made. previously he would have written that in a diary where none of could have laughed at how much he is gonna die alone
Dear Future Cat…
He’s azn? How long after he gets his BMW before he wrex?