Martin and Candice. 21. Jesus. XXX. Adult Swim, bacon, rollerderby. Maintain a tumblr dedicated to raising awareness about the issues facing modded parents. Saving up for the own apartment; planning to move out within the next two years. Not like the other parents.
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Listen to Sergeant D bullshit with people in your favorite bands, talk shit, and laugh at his ghey voice. New show every week or two, don't sleep on it!
The tags are all one big LOLfactory
ppl who society judges
lololol
Look at that thumb
THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
Yeah, this is sad and all, but did anybody else see that nasty bitch’s toe thumb?! See if you can’t get one of those lumps out of your bf’s head to fix that.
Also, good job on having a kid who’s so ashamed of you that he/she actually makes really good life decisions and becomes a worthwhile member of society.
WAIT… NEXT LEVEL PARENTING…. go so far the opposite of what you are that your kids become productive members of society!!
Their kid is going to fucking hate them so much whenever it grows up.
Poor little bastard will never invite his friends over to his house. (or her). How does one turn into a rebellious teenager when your parents are forever stunted in progress at that very stage? I can see it now…
“But moooooom I don’t want to get gauges that shit is gross.”
“Jeremy, I am your mother and you will do as I say or you’re grounded for the next month mister!”
All i can picture is a birth-giving accident involving tiny fingers and a genital piercing.
what really irks me about people like this is the fact that they constantly preach acceptance but are so superficial that they’ll only fuck other modified people. Then afterwards they feel the need to shove their pictures of how alt they are down our throats. Also, five bucks says that kid was conceived by accident in his parents guest room
Can’t get over his jeans.
Is that arm tattoo a self portrait of her holding her pregnant stomach?
That’s what I saw it as. INCEPTION!
I know them both, good people for sure. I have face tattoos and realize the lulzyness of our kind however.
My god! Really?? I thought being modded meant having your sense of humor surgically removed; I’m honestly stoked that a modded bro is chill about it and takes a joke! (srs)
Wanna be bros????? Let’s get a chillidog sometime!?
+1 on not being butthurt about it.
This guy definitely gets what this site is about! Completely srs <3
True fact!
I like how the old-timey Americana inspired mustache keeps him connected with his ‘Merican roots while the 8″ shame-holes remind him of his Aboriginal past. Best of both worlds!
Lookin like true religions bro.
i hope their kid turns out wearing button ups tucked into khakis daily and is an accountant for a hobby. but they’d probably just support that or something.
Can you imagine the future family photos? The kid will probably stand on the other side of their extended family to avoid being seen with their parents and still manage to frown.
Admittedly they kinda went overboard with the piercings, mods and tats but hey if they are good parents who am I to judge right? Sometimes I feel like SYWH readers lately are trying too hard to be a “bro” and just say mean things for the sake of being mean. Not trying to be a party pooper or anything but lately I’ve notice most SYWH posts sorta go along the line of making fun at hipsters, fat womynists, alt people etc which is funny in small doses but consecutively just attracts all the negative reaction from commenters. I love the sarge and the peeps of SYWH and I hope we get some nicer, more positive posts to bring the lulz instead of just laughing at people who are fat,don’t work out or tatted up.
no, you’re totally right, i’ve been thinking the same thing. thank you for mentioning it (srs)!
Did you not look at the photo before you read the comments?
Yeah I see 2 people who are heavily tatted up and pierced, the lady is pregnant and the guy has like 2 dermal implants on the side of his head which looks weird in my opinion BUT i’ve seen people like that in real life and truth be told I’m not bothered by it the slightest. I know the sarge means well but it just seems like everyone here on SYWH trys to put up with the “Alpha bro” persona too hard and end up coming off as douchebags. I’m not bashing anyone here, I’m pretty much guilty of making fun of people on the net every so often but it just seems like lately SYWH comment sections are filled with so much negativity it just puts me off from coming to sywh and be part of the community.
You have a very good point dude. It’s easy for me to get too negative, so I appreciate you bringing it up!
Don’t mention it bro, been following SYWH since late 2009 and its still my fav music/ pop culture site to date, <3 you sarge!
I approach this stuff with a sense of morbid curiosity, SYWH for me is basically like a National Geographic. This site could be a GOLDMINE for someone writing a Sociology thesis about contemporary American subcultures and “Special Snowflake Syndrome.”
^This. SYWH = hilarious commentary on everything I never wanted to know about. It baffles me that I have gone to shows for over 10 years and SYWH is my introduction to all of this.
Once you get enough tattoos you have to start laughing at yourself or you become Dave Navarro. I was one of the lucky ones.
This is a picture of my Husband and I. Yes we are great parents to a happy healthy 1 year old boy. I have some family portaits of us and Emory (our son) is all smiles. Guess there has to be some haters in the world to seperate them from the good hearted ones.
So where’s the link to the tumblr? That page would be a trolls’ christmas in July.
Oh and the “about me” is pretty funny. If you didnt get it the first time my name is Rebecca and my Husbands name is Shane. Our sons name is Emory he is 15 months. I do have a tumblr mommabec.tumblr.com. We live in our own place and we are not straight egde. Bacon is pretty cool though. I do have megan fox thumbs, yes they are funny looking.
You seem pretty chill about all this, and really, most people on here are actually chill, good people (note the concern about too much negativity). No offense was meant by anyone, as really, we’re all cool with people that aren’t annoying. Peace.
Told you they were rad people haha
Good luck with your alt-mom goals for 2012.
……….and in the profile picture, that is NOT how you hold a baby. You do NOT hold a baby by its crotch.
Totally into her…except for the lip plate…I just can’t handle those.
DAT UNDERBOOB.
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0e00sQFAV1r5e918o1_500.jpg
GROCE
My horrified expression became intense as I scrolled slowly down.
I wipe my babys ass and bathe him. That is the easiest way to hold him, if you were a parent youd know that. Not everyone is a pervert like you.
http://pull.imgfave.netdna-cdn.com/image_cache/1323078447242189.png
my grandma have gauge and my mother too can i have too???
If she gets a C-section they could just plug it up, invent new trendy piercing. And then the next kid comes out hassle-free, double win.
They won’t need to use tapers to stretch it! Next kid will stretch dat bellyhole even bigger, thus adding “aesthetics”
Childbirth can be done during a lunchbreak, and mommy can be back at work after. Everybody wins!
some dude and his fat girlfriend
“I cant get a job because people judge me, but I dont know why”
jnco jeans.
Being a huge nerd, the term body modification bums me out. I am waiting for like… bionic arms and shit like that.