Are shitty freeware cholo fonts the new shitty freeware varsity fonts??

Posted on April 28, 2012 by Sergeant D

brb predicting the future of youth culture trends

brb patting myself on the back

brb butt is hurting about a font

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37 Responses to Are shitty freeware cholo fonts the new shitty freeware varsity fonts??

  1. Void Eater says:
    April 28, 2012 at 12:04 am

    Since ur such a pro at predicting youth trends, how long until the inevitable jerkin revival??

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  2. Girl U Gay! says:
    April 28, 2012 at 12:14 am

    Looks more like the old Marilyn Manson font to me. Btw those lyrics are atrocious

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  3. Godeye says:
    April 28, 2012 at 12:25 am

    No links? sadface

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  4. dickshit says:
    April 28, 2012 at 12:26 am

    Midnight is cool

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  5. Haystack says:
    April 28, 2012 at 1:24 am

    Would b better if another fucking was added. ie a knife for every spine of every fucking man

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  6. inb4today says:
    April 28, 2012 at 1:28 am

    his arm looks fuckin weird, also times new roman> cholofont

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  7. nustejjj says:
    April 28, 2012 at 1:34 am

    That font bears no resemblance to any cholo letters at all bro, sorry. I’ve still got homie luv 4 you but ur way off the mark on this one. Not the R’S, not the S’s nothing similar.

    This barely cuts it http://www.graffitifonts.net/burn/burn_fonts/CaliCholo_GraffitiFont.php

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  8. Girl U Gay! says:
    April 28, 2012 at 2:01 am

    I looked it up it’s black dahlia. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  9. gross says:
    April 28, 2012 at 2:02 am

    I’m dying over:

    “brb butt is hurting about a font”
    and
    “don’t split hairs with me, faggot!”

    <3 u serg

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  10. beholdthesharktopus says:
    April 28, 2012 at 2:49 am

    God dammit, that’s one of my favorite Black Dahlia Murder songs. Quit it, fuckers!

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  11. Butts says:
    April 28, 2012 at 3:19 am

    I want knockoff Helvitica to become big with indie fggts :(

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  12. Anonymous says:
    April 28, 2012 at 3:25 am

    my god this hispter

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  13. Nightshift says:
    April 28, 2012 at 7:48 am

    Sweet Midnight shirt. Black Dahlia Murder sucks.

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    • Neon Jesus says:
      April 28, 2012 at 11:37 am

      Why is it that NO ONE appears to like Black Dahlia Murder, yet they constantly headline tours and shit? Makes no sense. I’ve always been confused by this.

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      • Sergeant D says:
        April 28, 2012 at 11:50 am

        IMNs love them. Not sure why, but they always raeg when i make fun of BDM. I assume the amount of hurt butts indicates some level of fandom exists.

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        • AetherJake says:
          April 28, 2012 at 1:08 pm

          IMN’s always seem to write them off as deathcore because of the mosh shorts tho.

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        • beholdthesharktopus says:
          April 29, 2012 at 2:24 am

          The Black Dahlia Murder is seriously one of my favorite bands evar. They’re catchy in ways few metal bands ever have managed to be. IMNs like them and deathcore/metalcore kids like them, they’ve got a strong crossover. Plus a lot of people who aren’t really into extreme metal as a whole have them as a go-to when they want to listen to metal.

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          • Neon Jesus says:
            May 2, 2012 at 1:14 am

            Yet if you read anything about them on the internet the comments are generally filled with people talking about how they suck. Them and Job for a Cowboy both share that common trait, where no one seems willing to admit they like them, but yet they will go see them live. Someone is going to those shows.

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  14. Nightshift says:
    April 28, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Aura Noir has what I think is a cool printing style for their album titles. I don’t think it’s some generic tag font either.

    http://www.vberkvlt.com/pages/images/58.jpg

    http://www.cmdistro.com/images/xlarge/39961.jpg

    Inb4 predictable comments.

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  15. chololol says:
    April 28, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    Don’t worry sarge. I predict the next generation of jailbirds that get out will blow the roof off this font game

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  16. Fazz says:
    April 28, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    At least it’s not fucking Bleeding Cowboys. Ultimately shitty freeware grunge font. It was like a plague =/

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  17. Lionel Richie says:
    April 29, 2012 at 1:44 am

    Bands trying to get away from their core roots seem to be the ones jumping on this fad you’ve inb4′d on, example: Carnifex has a lyric video with that particular font http://youtu.be/AmiFAEteHpg

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  18. Latinoheat!!! says:
    April 29, 2012 at 2:23 am

    Esta mierda no es caligrafo de cholos… esta mierda es caligrafo de Marilyn Manson con una toca de goth… ya que ni mames sarjento D… inb4 I listen to the only tro0o0 deathcore album of all time that is unhallowed

    IMN approved?
    somebody validate my correct and pretentious comment!

    and good luck on everyones bilingual/espanich skills trying to decipher WTF I wrote on the beginning of this thing TL;DR =>

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