The Italians are passionate people, with a rich tradition of contributions to art, music, and food. They are also stubborn, selfish and lazy, and much more interested in complaining about how there is too much foam on their cappuccino than mundane, banal things like having a functional government or viable economy. That’s unfortunate for the Eurozone, but great for those of us who enjoy their sweet easycore bands like RED SUMMER TAPE, NOTIMEFOR, and my newest discovery 4TH N GOAL!
Notes:
- LOL @ their football-inspired name; I thought Euros were all soccer snobs?? Sometimes when people talk about the NFL I like I to pretend I’m a Euro, pretend to misunderstand, then say “What your people call football, in my country we call GRIDIRON”
- Let’s all be thankful for “Eurocore 5 year rule” if it means more bands playing sweet, 2007-style easycore. This song goes HARD, even if I can’t understand any of the words even though they’re ostensibly in English
- :20 Bro with cheek piercings is all “fuk this job, I’m outta here!!!” I assume he is going to join a group of students who are rioting because the government only bought them 24″ iMacs and is only willing to guarantee them 5 years of employment
- :37 lol @ the lulzy Euroscene names in his phone like MOCHO and FIZZY
1:28 scariest fucking deliveryman of all time arrives with a package; looks like Fedor’s older, functionally retarded brother who keeps himself busy torturing stray cats in their mother’s basement. brb fleeing in terror if I ever see this guy IRL
MY GOD THESE LULZY EURO ONOMATOPOEIA: “SGIAF,” “SPEEM” and “CLINT TOON” to name just a few. Approaching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and Violence Fight levels of zaniness!
- 1:51 I got scared when I saw Orange amps, but then some Eurobro in banana costume showed up and I felt better. I’m ok with a few token srscore props as long they are are offset by an equal or greater amount of juvenile retardedness.
- 2:15 POOL TOY MOSH! Is this an actual Eurocore trend (see also ALEA JACTA EST) or just a coincidence? Either way, back tard and MOAR POOL TOY MOSH PLOX
- 2:45 FORTRESS WALLS SIGHTED; will they include basketball court mosh in their next video to complete the checklist of Eurocore video tropes??
Holler at 4TH N GOAL on Facebook and tell them SYWH sent you! And order me a slice of pepperoni with olives while you’ve got them on the line.
ITALIANS
Y U NO LEARN ENGLISH EVER
2 busy standing in unemployment line
yes, pool toy mosh is an Eurocore trend. and it’s pretty damn awesome : )
“an Eurocore trend”
My God you Euros never cease to amaze
that amazing feel when someone acts exactly like the cartoonish stereotype of them that you created as a faux-ignorant joke
Kind of like when you laugh at someone for being poor and then they tweet about how rude you were on their Android phone
^^^LOLOLOLOLOL
credit where credit’s due: PG99 were early pioneers of pool noodle mosh
I understood “back against the wall” and “we don’t belong here”, they get a solid A in using cliche American lyrics. And that chorus was catchy even though I don’t know any of the words, just like Anima Libera.
Not even Orange amps could withstand the srs:zany ratio of this video.
A++
HANGED ON TO YOUR PRIDE!
It’s good to see America having some viable exports to other countries.
“ideas are america’s number one export” – thanos reignz
100% against North Americans using the term football (or even worse, “futbol”) for that pansy-ass game that isn’t football.
That ‘pansy-ass game’ is the original and best, adored worldwide apart from in America where I believe it’s played only by women, small children and David Beckham. As far as I’m aware this ‘gridiron’ fiasco was only invented in 1992, and all the teams are forced to have stupid fucking names like the New Brunswick Sharp Shooters or the San Antonio Cum Dippers. It must be great to be a pro player though. $50 million per year for taking drugs, shooting guns and tasting fine pussy? Yes please.
Oh yeah, 4th n goal rule.
The Cum Drippers’ offensive line is going to be a force this year, can’t wait to see how they look in preseason
I took a bath wagering on the Cum Drippers this season.
Football is a REAL American game. It’s about taking other people’s land by force, and wearing tight pants while you do it!
isn’t the American version kind of like rugby with helmets and body armour?
FYI, the creepy guy is our roadie/manager Lama. He won like 2 italian oscars. We really have those. I bookmarked your site bro, it’s awesome. And yes, i promise that the next songs will have real english in it. SCUSI, BABBBADABUPPI?
I know nothing about the Italian Oscars, but I’d like to imagine they just hand them out like candy and every guy with a moustache and gelatto cart has like three in the backseat of their Maserati.
They’re also formed from tobacco resin.
mozzarella awards
Is the Italian Oscar more or less prestigious than the Norwegian Grammy they give Dimmu Borgir every few months?
Glad you liked this! And tell Lama that he has a promising future playing child sex predators.
AYYY BABADABUPPI!!
JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure reference?
Back tard.
*DODODODODO*
*GOGOGOGOGO*
ZA WAAAAAARUDO!
(file under jokes that require you to read katakana to be funny)
I was woried for a little while there, but it’s good to see that FORTRESS WALLS 2K12 DOMINATION is in full efect. The lulzy A-team bit at the end really put it over the top though. #Airsoftcore
“I got scared when I saw Orange amps, but then some Eurobro in banana costume showed up and I felt better.”
This made me lol.
I imagine you having a serious, almost primal investment in something as you start liking it and any derailment of your path to finding something awesome would be devastating; rocking you to your very core. So as the Orange Amps appear after you have had a few minutes to start vibing with the song, I imagine you slamming your fists on your desk going: “No! NO! Dammit it wasn’t supposed to end like this!” Then Banana Ezio shows up (literally the only thing that could counteract Orange Amps in an acid/base-style scientific relationship) and your face changes to an expression of elation as you’re like: It- It’s GLORIOUS!!!. You went from the lowest of lows to walking on fucking sunshine within 4 seconds of each other and that fictional mental play going on in my mind tickles me just right.
I guess I have a crush on you or something.
So, I guess would you go to butt prom with me?
*feverishly changing commenter name to Banana Ezio*
you slamming your fists on your desk going: “No! NO! Dammit it wasn’t supposed to end like this!”
This is scarily accurate (srs). only i’m not that animated, so it’s more like watching that look of quiet panic slowly creep onto my face, only to be replaced by a sigh of relief when bananabro appears. Sort of like the Hitler reaction videos, except I’m reacting to the appearance of obscure European pop punk bands instead of dramatic shifts in geopolitical affairs.
Banana costumes are no longer zany and clever. Everybody uses them nowadays. Too mnstrm :(
DEFEND TROO MASCOT SUITS
PROP APPEARS IN 3 VIDEOS FOR OBSCURE EUROPEAN POP PUNK BANDS?
TOO MAINSTREAM.
I only listen to bands who wear costumes of obscure vegetables from Maldives that you probably haven’t heard of.
I’m not a vegan or a homosexer so I only like bands that wear animal/meat related costumes.
Banana costumes are OVER!
I love how I had no interest in this band or genre, but can still laugh my ass off at this hilarious post. For some reason, the poppy music went ridiculously well with the hilarious commentary, and the “toodaloo motherfuckers” background set it to perfection.
Long live SYWH
On a related note, it seems like Orange Amps belong in videos like this, with their vibrant orange not srs color.
♥
Someone please remember that amps are for playing, paint it green and still it has an awesome tone.
pshh no football team in elay?? me no care….
Banana suit wearing euros that be partying w/ some nice 7.5s/10?? Si me gusta!!!
Rugby is tough as fuck w/ dem brawny looking buff n tuff dudes but it sure as he’ll looks gay as fuck 2!! any sport in which you have to huddle w/ other dudes and get on all fours to actually play then u can count me out! At least in soccer ( or futbol as my dad likes to say) I can bitch n complain all I want and if some1 trips me I can pull out my Oscar-caliber acting performance and red card dat puto out da game biatches!!! Football is meh for me… nothing but a bunch overpaid pendejos injecting roids banging hot wives until they lose it all w/ a concussion n da following divorce.. If only the NFL brought back my raiders to LA from dem norcal Wiggers… A latinbro can only dream…
Diving = the reason soccer will never be a major sport in America.
Fuckin a, how do you find all these fuckass easycore bands, terrible, each and every one of them.
I love the Space Cadet pinball startup sound at the beginning of the video <3 Is this the beginning of a new renaissance? only instead of ghey painters/scienticians, Italibros rediscover the ancient knowledge of FUN?????
I want that galactic pizza.