The Italians are passionate people, with a rich tradition of contributions to art, music, and food. They are also stubborn, selfish and lazy, and much more interested in complaining about how there is too much foam on their cappuccino than mundane, banal things like having a functional government or viable economy. That’s unfortunate for the Eurozone, but great for those of us who enjoy their sweet easycore bands like RED SUMMER TAPE, NOTIMEFOR, and my newest discovery 4TH N GOAL!
- LOL @ their football-inspired name; I thought Euros were all soccer snobs?? Sometimes when people talk about the NFL I like I to pretend I’m a Euro, pretend to misunderstand, then say “What your people call football, in my country we call GRIDIRON”
- Let’s all be thankful for “Eurocore 5 year rule” if it means more bands playing sweet, 2007-style easycore. This song goes HARD, even if I can’t understand any of the words even though they’re ostensibly in English
- :20 Bro with cheek piercings is all “fuk this job, I’m outta here!!!” I assume he is going to join a group of students who are rioting because the government only bought them 24″ iMacs and is only willing to guarantee them 5 years of employment
- :37 lol @ the lulzy Euroscene names in his phone like MOCHO and FIZZY
1:28 scariest fucking deliveryman of all time arrives with a package; looks like Fedor’s older, functionally retarded brother who keeps himself busy torturing stray cats in their mother’s basement. brb fleeing in terror if I ever see this guy IRL
- 1:51 I got scared when I saw Orange amps, but then some Eurobro in banana costume showed up and I felt better. I’m ok with a few token srscore props as long they are are offset by an equal or greater amount of juvenile retardedness.
- 2:15 POOL TOY MOSH! Is this an actual Eurocore trend (see also ALEA JACTA EST) or just a coincidence? Either way, back tard and MOAR POOL TOY MOSH PLOX
- 2:45 FORTRESS WALLS SIGHTED; will they include basketball court mosh in their next video to complete the checklist of Eurocore video tropes??
Holler at 4TH N GOAL on Facebook and tell them SYWH sent you! And order me a slice of pepperoni with olives while you’ve got them on the line.