I saw this lulzy ad on Facebook this morning and naturally had to click on it. With copy like “blazing a trail for rocking radicals,” I was hoping it would be some kind of ridiculous, scene version of Ark Music Factory, but it was just a barren Facebook page with this header:
Strong “creepy, clueless old dude who delivers phone books for a living and is in a band that sounds like Ministry that only plays at the local gothic bar every 3rd Wednesday and gives you a flyer for it every time you see him” vibe. Kewl Strat, too.
There are only like 3 updates to their Facebook, one of which is this. “Buttphuqs.”
Very confused. How did someone like this even hear the term “screamo,” and how did they interpret it as cybergoth girls with purple extensions and promo pictures where you are wearing sunglasses and have a soul patch?? How much would I have to pay you to look through their demo submissions??? Why does this whole thing make my skin crawl? Srs can’t figure this one out :(