Although SYWH does pretty decent traffic these days (10k a day lol), what I really appreciate is the comments. Not only does this site get way more comments than most, they’re actually worth reading- in fact, I’d say you guys often drop comments that are better than the posts themselves. And then there’s the butthurt: when random people drop by who don’t it and leave a stangry comment = never not funny.
With that in mind, I figured I should collect some of the highlights, since I’m assuming (hoping) you guys have better things to do than comb through the 100+ comments a day we get. This is seriously just the tip of the iceberg, I could literally fill a book with A+++ comments from SYWH. I took some of these from a thread on the forum, thanks for compiling them brahs!
If you have nothing better to do with your life (sad 4 u), read the stretched ears post– it’s like a neverending fountain of butthurt! A new stangry comment shows up almost every day.
He misspelled “Facebook” and they have some of the worst production I’ve ever heard, but A+++ for not having fat fans!
Nothing says “the pinnacle of success as a musician” like opening for Abandon All Ships
“Everyone that records nowadays uses fake drums, faggot” = un comment classique
Aaron must be a real hit at parties. “Why would a chicken cross the road? That’s just stupid. Not to mention extremely dangerous!”
Does the “R” in PLUR stand for raep? Pls rspnd.
This is from the kid who made the fake I Declare War video, which he took down after people mocked it and his butt started hurting
Sorry for the self-jocking, but I was pretty proud of this one!
“You racist fag” = maybe my favorite phrase of all time. Or at least the last couple weeks.
The most amazing part of this is that he capitalized “Cock.” Mind = bottled.
FYI I am not racist against European people!! Wait. Actually, I am.
Translation: “Y u no liek Crucial Dudes, u ignorant faggot”
Origin of “just like American Pie but in real life”
Sadly, not very many people threaten to beat me up for making fun of them on the internet, but the South Sound Brotherhood did. PROTIP: I do not actually live at the address listed in the WHOIS record for stuffyouwillhate.com
Now that’s what I call defending pop punk!!
And last but not least, my favorite SYWH comment of all time. Simon has the ability! Still waiting for Kreayshawn 2 respond :(