Do u know your HARDCORE HISTORY??

Posted on May 27, 2012 by Sergeant D

via Taste Is A Crime

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45 Responses to Do u know your HARDCORE HISTORY??

  1. nochance says:
    May 27, 2012 at 12:23 am

    funniest thing ive seen on this website ever. srs

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  2. Void Eater says:
    May 27, 2012 at 1:11 am

    I don’t know my hardcore history and have no idea what jokes there are. Are these tr00 facts?

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    • Sergeant D says:
      May 27, 2012 at 7:51 am

      They are as tr00 as when Scott Ian invented sweep picking

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    • Bronson says:
      May 28, 2012 at 3:51 pm

      <3 to everyone who has been lolling/showing love for my "Hardcore History" series. My parents said that being a hardcore historian would be a thankless job, but obviously they were wrong!

      I think my favorite response (so far) came from some dude on Tumblr, who, after reblogging the second installment (featuring Ian McKaye of The Minor Threat), added "Honored to share his first name and the beginning of his last". The purpose of this series is not only to inform people of the roots of hardcore, but also make people *proud* of their hardcore heritage, so it's good to know the message is getting across.

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  3. Anonymous says:
    May 27, 2012 at 1:11 am

    omg thank you. I will now be able to tell all the posers off. fucking losers need to be learning their HARDCORE HISTORY(insert stomp here)

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  4. Halford88 says:
    May 27, 2012 at 2:44 am

    Literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on this website.

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  5. VyceVictus says:
    May 27, 2012 at 2:59 am

    Sooooo looking forward to the next KingKrakken post. Even though by now there’s enough clues left where I should have figured out who he is IRL and ask him random questions via email.

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  7. breadwolf says:
    May 27, 2012 at 3:50 am

    Chapter ?
    -Ian MacKaye breaks edge —> Fugazi reunites as Brewgazi —> Brewgazi releases “13 Bongs”

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    • roger_camden says:
      May 27, 2012 at 3:50 pm

      “In on the Pill-taker”
      “The Drunken Argument”
      “Bong Hits”
      “Steady Diet of Nothing (but Booze)”

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  8. Michael Caine says:
    May 27, 2012 at 4:07 am

    I believed the first one. Then they increasingly ridiculous. Rick ta Life the founder of skinheads xD

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  9. freftd says:
    May 27, 2012 at 4:21 am

    RTL popularised tattoos. /dead

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  10. chololol says:
    May 27, 2012 at 4:59 am

    A++++

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  11. Latinoheat!!! says:
    May 27, 2012 at 5:16 am

    pshh…. everyone knows tro0o0o hxc is in the book american hardcore brah….

    no book = no facts

    but i do like the RATM fact hehe ….

    PS: hehe i played guitar in terror too teehee…. for like a month… i only played a couple shows since todd was pissed that one of the band members said the word faggot… he went back to oxnard and started liftin’ brah no fux given status… then he came back to replace me… my last song w/ em was a brujeria cover >=P

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  12. Save Parker says:
    May 27, 2012 at 8:41 am

    lolololol, those lyrics are historic.

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  13. Anonymous says:
    May 27, 2012 at 8:43 am

    Man this would have been funny if I actually did know my hardcore history.

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  14. Trey Azagthoth's Quake III Clan says:
    May 27, 2012 at 11:00 am

    HARDCORE HISTORY PART 5: Skrillex used to be the singer in Orchid.

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  15. JTD says:
    May 27, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    lmfao, at first couldn’t tell if intentional troll or not, funny as FUCK

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  16. B. Edge says:
    May 27, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    HARDCORE HISTORY PART #7: hardcore was invented in New York City by Vinnie Stigma and Harley Flanagan. And Jimmy Gastapo in vented tha circle pit, because he told me in that in effect video.

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  17. EcstaticSmegmatic says:
    May 27, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    25 To Life – what is air omg xD

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  18. That other guy says:
    May 27, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    The only one I would improve is the Terror one (love Terror, not so crazy about NFG). I think it woulda been more interesting if they mentioned how Chad Gilbert of NFG used to scream for Shai Hulud back in the day.

    Everything else is hilarious.

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  19. tldr says:
    May 27, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    Picturing Rick ra life skateboarding had me dying. Almost as funny as ricktalifeonahorse.com

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  20. beholdthesharktopus says:
    May 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Anyone else wondering if Rick Ta Life ever plans on just finishing up the piece with a full face tat?

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  21. anHeroin says:
    May 27, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    my local hard rock radio station has a segment every night where its “nothing but hardcore music” and they play five finger death punch, slipknot, cradle of filth, and devil driver.

    so CLEARLY you guys know nothing about hardcore!

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  22. Jesse McHater says:
    May 27, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    Best post I have seen on here in a while. Found my Commin Correct basketball jersey from 2000 a couple weeks back. Tried it on. Jesus Christ. Its huge.

    Reply

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  24. Uum says:
    December 21, 2012 at 5:36 am

    Youre saying only the aniorexnc chicks arent scene posers? Wow. Well, while that might be true according to the self proclaimed scenes , thats not how it works in the real world. Being chunky has nothing to do with being fake and most certainly will contribute in any way in unmasking any of the real posers. Just as any chunky woman can be a fraud so can any of these skinny chicks. Any scene can easily pretend to like the hardcore music/life or pretend to like any of the usual customs (like i dunno? domo or hello kitty dolls?!) thats what defines a real poser, someone who pretends/decieves/lies. Youre looks may pull it off, but if your not being yourself then thats what you should really work on. Im almost certain that most of these ladies have not claimed or tried to be scene , and that would explain a whole lot, like why they dont look like scenes. How narrow minded can someone be? Last time i checked humans weren’t items and you CANNOT go strolling around and labeling them! But thats what a scene scientoligist does or am I wrong? Anyone with a brain functioning that way is obviously shallow and for the most part will 1: live out a pathetic life alone and isolated or 2: have to endure living with the feeling of emptyness. A person with a mind that is only fixated on a passing trends, such as this, has a single purpose: trying to be unique by fitting in (funny no? I never thought i’d live to see the day where unique and fit in would appear in union). If being scene really does have a set of rules, then its quiet sad that people would submit themselves to such a comformist lifestyle. There is nothing better tan being yourself, no rules there. There is a greater deal of fat people ive met with amazing personalities who are a thousands times more interesting than your average brain dead scene girl/kid atleast a fat female doesnt give of the appearance of a disgusting anorexic dying spider. I guess its best not to discriminate because anyone can strike back twice as easily. And yes, i am fully aware someone will pick at me for saying that. Just know that i too am only stating my own opinion meaning we wont always agree and i am not here to argue with anyone. But what done is done. I have to agree with the above statements btw hello kitty is no where near hardcore if your serious about going for a hardcore style i would reccomend you girls to cut with the crap and off with the bows. Non-the-less, hardcore isnt about *style*, its about the music/lifestyle, enjoying it, and as stated before: keeping it real. If youre really a hardcore scene then, in my opinion, you must first comply with being hardcore and dont just listen to the music cause its a trend, do it cause you love it! :PWell, too lazy to capitalize words i guess ill hit the hay now :)

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  25. VyceVictus says:
    December 21, 2012 at 6:45 am

    wtfru talkin bout u silly bitch, this is a comedy blog.

    Reply

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