Exclusive DISFIGURING THE GODDESS contest: win a guest vocal spot on the next DTG album!

That’s right kids, you heard it first, right here: our bro BIG CHOCOLATE aka DISFIGURING THE GODDESS is giving you a chance to drop a guest vocal on the next DTG album in this exclusive contest! Watch the video above for details, but the rules are p simple:

  • Purchase/otherwise obtain the new DISFIGURING THE GODDESS album, which includes instrumental versions of all the songs (buy the CD here /// get on iTunes here // see video for instructions on piracy)
  • Make a video of yourself doing something awesome with the songs! It can be a cover, a complete remake, a tightly choreographed dance routine that should have been in “YOU GOT SERVED,” or anything else as long as it’s awesome. ACTING THE FOOL IS ENCOURAGED and awesomeness is the #1 judging criteria!!
  • Post a link to your video in the comments to this post and/or video replies on Youtube
  • Your video will be reviewed by our panel of EXCLUSIVE CELEBRITY JUDGES: DJ TWOSTACKS, producer of Kreayshawn “Gucci Gucci” // Shiv The Impaler of  7 HORNS 7 EYES // Jonathan Carpenter of THE CONTORTIONIST, Nate Johnson of FIT FOR AN AUTOPSY/PREMONITIONS OF WAR // Brendon Small, creator of METALOCALYPSE
  • The winner will get a GUEST VOCAL SPOT on the next DTG album! That’s right, you will be INTERNET FAMOUS!!!! Runners up will get $50 and $25 merch cards, which is p cool too.
  • Submissions are due by MAY 30th, and winners will be selected by JUNE 15

What are you waiting for?? Make a video already! Then when you’re done, make another one!! And don’t forget to BE AWESOME!.

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30 Responses to Exclusive DISFIGURING THE GODDESS contest: win a guest vocal spot on the next DTG album!

  1. shook on3 says:

    oh shit, time to practice.. haven’t done vocals in like 6 months….

  2. beholdthesharktopus says:

    Hot summer jam/zany easycore style video tiem?

  3. thedevilelectric says:

    oh shit I might actually do this. You guys might want to put up all the lyrics somewhere online though because it might be asking too much for the people who don’t have a physical copy to try and transcribe them themselves.

  4. inb4today says:

    they’re actually friendzone lyrics

  5. BC says:

    Every Part of me would love to do this. But have not done truly metal vocals in a looooong time. At this point I’ve just grown accustomed to using a more ignant hardcore style bark. Totally not good for slamming dat sikness.

    • Sergeant D says:

      AWESOMENESS is the #1 judging criteria, not how ‘good’ it is– go for it! Do something zany

      • shivbeatus says:

        Big thing me and Cam always talk about when we discuss these contests is how the deciding factor in who wins will always come down to how good you are at writing catchy parts/rhythms, and not having the most brutal growl. It’s not a dick measuring contest, it’s a battle of wits.

  6. Save Parker says:

    Ya’ll know Brendon Small? I miss watchin’ Home Movies at like 2 or 3 in the morning when I get off work and I’m still awake kind of but too sleepy to pay attention or remember anything.

  7. freftd says:

    I think there needs to be a ignant club rap cover done

  8. Dan Wolfson says:

    I’m about to win this.

  9. Keka says:

    And now I’m just pissed that I left all my recording stuff at home and won’t be back from university until July.

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  11. Jonnyfilth says:

    Whiteboy gang$ta rap cOver coming right up

  12. Ryan says:

    How come we haven’t seen any posts about The Contortionist?

    Would like to hear your thoughts because I only like what you like
    and if you don’t like them, neither do I.

    Yep.

  13. Totala Mad says:

    To whomever wins this….I’m jellin

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  15. Chad Ruff says:

    http://youtu.be/YGiY1bGDXE8

    wasssup? vox from cochrane alberta bitches.

  16. Heres my one i knocked up, hope ya dig it cats!
    https://www.facebook.com/tommas.kellytait

  17. cedslam says:

    Hey,

    i made a cover for the whole song… all instruments + vocals

    real riffs bro´s

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrcNpo75tPw&feature=plcp

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