He’ll wish he walked in on his son 69ing with the neighbor boy instead

Posted on May 28, 2012 by Sergeant D

That even worse moment when you use the phrase ‘practicing screamo’

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53 Responses to He’ll wish he walked in on his son 69ing with the neighbor boy instead

  1. gaping.arsehole says:
    May 28, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Omg Dad, you don’t get it! Screamo is an art like paintings and statutes and all dat stuff -.- it’s not a joke!

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    • Godeye says:
      May 28, 2012 at 2:32 pm

      “The EX Recovery System: Understanding Your Man/Woman & How To Get Them Back In 30 Days”

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    • Godeye says:
      May 28, 2012 at 2:34 pm

      Also, had no idea shitty screamo covers of old pop songs were still a thing.

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    • cdmolenaar says:
      May 28, 2012 at 2:59 pm

      “NOT EVERY PRETTY GIRL IN SHORTS IS A SLUT. NOT EVERY FAT GIRL ISN’T TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT. NOT EVERY GIRL WHO LISTENS TO SCREAMO WANTS TO KILL HERSELF. NOT EVERY GIRL WHO SELF HARMS DOES IT FOR ATTENTION. NOT EVERY GIRL WITH GLASSES IS A COMPLETE NERD. NOT EVERY GIRL WHO IS UNATTRACTIVE IS SINGLE. NOT EVERY GIRL IS WHAT YOU THINK OF HER. LOOK DEEPER BEFORE YOU JUDGE♡♥ ”

      “Blasting I’m not a theif i’m a treasure hunter by A Skylit Drive<3 its comforting listen to screamo music"

      "christian screamo and other christian hardcore bands are amazing i get so much more from them than church hymns. lets not forget to mention christian hard rock and metal lol"

      "Yes that's right screaming baby on my bus, if I have to listen to you cry, you WILL listen to my screamo tunes. It's called compromising."

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      • Sergeant D says:
        May 28, 2012 at 3:02 pm

        holy fuk… i feel like i just discovered the lost city of gold!

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        • Walker says:
          May 28, 2012 at 4:08 pm

          Openbook= never not amazing

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          • Latinoheat!!!! says:
            May 28, 2012 at 10:52 pm

            “Asking Alexandria is the best fucking screamo band out there… ”

            fuck yea son!!!

            fucking el dorado up in this bitch x-D

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            • georgeXspires says:
              May 29, 2012 at 5:10 am

              When did metal turn into nothing but unlistenable screamo death shit -.- great job today’s era destroy another genre for me I’ll stick to my 80′s- 90′s metal! please go and continue to slit your necks and bite your tounges to your lack of pronouncing actual words ROOOAR YAAAAA WOOOOAAAHHH see how retarded you sound -.-
              I mean it’s all about thick, massive sound, characterized by highly amplified distortion, extended guitar solos, emphatic beats, and overall loudness. Not mindless yelling ugh rant i shall…hell i retract previous years and go back futher with the likes of Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Judas Priest, Motörhead, Iron Maiden that’s metal at its prime

              CONFIRMED BUTTHURT FGGT

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      • AndySixxBitches says:
        May 29, 2012 at 11:33 am

        “Christian Dianne ; Not sure how many times me and my friends have to make this clear to you people. “Screamo” isn’t a genre -_-”

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        • AndySixxBitches says:
          May 29, 2012 at 11:34 am

          “Angelica Little One day im going to take all of my best friends to a screamo concert XD our special bonding time”

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      • whitekidswag says:
        May 30, 2012 at 5:48 pm

        Confession #9. Everyones first impression of me I get labeled as a prep for some reason every time when im absolutely no where near that image, so apparently by the looks of me you wouldn’t know it but I’m a big fan of screamo music. I listened to Asking Alexandria way before they became popular or publicized and merchandised and all that crap. I’ll take drums and a guitar over tweaked studio beats any day.<3

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        • whitekidswag says:
          May 30, 2012 at 5:50 pm

          I’m gettin tired of all this Emo, screamo, metal, goth rock, Dutch hip hop and German rap. I think I’ll listen to just Country for a week

          followed link to his profile to see if this guy is real or not

          I flipped off two cops in a cop car and this one girl on the bus was shaking her head agreeing. Fucking pigs! ACAB=All Cops Are Bastards. Skin motto 101 we know what that six point sheriff star stands for now doesnt we??

          #duksofhazard2012

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    • richard brunelle says:
      May 28, 2012 at 11:42 pm

      i haven’t seen that many white people with off-looking faces since i went to belarus

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    • Anon says:
      May 29, 2012 at 8:51 am

      This is a goldmine, it’s all either “misunderstood” teenagers ranting about how amazing and original their taste in music is, or butthurt fans of Classic Rock who think it’s “not music”.

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  3. herinderpin says:
    May 28, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    kids like that make me 100% actual mad

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  4. beholdthesharktopus says:
    May 28, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    People still call it screamo in 2012? I thought it was “hardcore” now.

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  5. Trey Azagthoth's Quake III Clan says:
    May 28, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    ALL THE OTHR KIDS R SO SHALLOW THEY ONLY LISTEN TO POSER BANDS & DON’T GET THE TRUE SKRAMZ… IM SO MATURE FOR MY AGE, WISH I GREW UP IN THE 90′S :\

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  6. Meanstick says:
    May 28, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    I have a friend exactly like that. I want to punch him in the face sometimes. He did his entire senior project on “Screamo”.

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  7. fuzz says:
    May 28, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    FUK U DAD. THIS IS WHO I RLY AM

    also LOL @ “fatherwalks” and the random capitalization of letters

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  8. The shape of Crabcore to come says:
    May 28, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    If he prcatices enuf, hell prolly get rilly good and then the h8rs will feel like huge fggts. and one.

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    • Sergeant D says:
      May 28, 2012 at 2:18 pm

      ‘who’s the fucking fggt now’ – jonathan cook

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      • Void Eater says:
        May 28, 2012 at 4:18 pm

        Imagining the guy two years from now in some shitty crabcore band, when some of the cool kids walk in the show hoping to get some scene pussy. Upon seeing the kids, the screamo guy screams, “HEY! YOU GUYS WHO USED TO CALL ME GAY? WELL I’M IN A BAND!! WHO’SE A FAGGOT NOW!!!???” Then the guys laugh and leave with a couple of bishes and proceed to stab their guts.

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  9. sauce says:
    May 28, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    i call bullshit. because i don’t even have a twitter.

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  10. sweatdripsfrommyballs says:
    May 28, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Defend troo skramz!! Fuxx the h8ers kid, you have the ability!!

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  11. gaping.arsehole says:
    May 28, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Dad walks in on me practising screaming? idc bc #yolo!

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  12. Haystack says:
    May 28, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    Yeah,Okaii, My Role Model,Are Screamo Singers.. Wha Wha,Get On With You Pittaful Life and Shut Up.. -_______-

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  13. Thomas says:
    May 28, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    If I walked in on my kid practicing screamo I would immediately send him to the strictest boarding school I could find in a country far far away.

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    • Sergeant D says:
      May 28, 2012 at 6:00 pm

      Send him to ‘pray the screamo away’ camp

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      • Chillin' says:
        May 28, 2012 at 6:09 pm

        You mean a club in Mexico where hot bishes walk up to you grinding on your dick to the tune of Top 40 songs?

        His status update may as well have been “that awkward moment when my dad walks in on me watching hardcore gay porn and I’m saying to myself ‘tehre aren’t enough dicks there to get me off’”

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        • Latinoheat!!!! says:
          May 28, 2012 at 11:00 pm

          this is why i <3 the SYWH comments section… =]

          you all have the ability… even the butthurt fggtz too…

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  14. YeahYouKnowIt says:
    May 28, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    Too bad this isn’t THE Jonathan Cook. Miss you FTSK.

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  15. SolarFlareSuperior says:
    May 28, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    This kid is what i looked like my junior/senior years of high school during the myspace days. Now at twenty I buzzed my hair, started growing a goatee, wear DC shoes, and Emmure b-ball jerseys lol

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  16. VyceVictus says:
    May 28, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    Fuck, now I’m gonna be pondering how I’ll act if I really ever do catch my son blowing another kid. I don’t remember Cliff Huxtable ever having these kinds of problems. It’s a Different World.

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    • Latinoheat!!!! says:
      May 28, 2012 at 11:07 pm

      Damn brah… If only teevee showed a real Modern Family eh? lolz

      I wouldn’t really mind… I would teach him that being a fag isn’t kool unless your with a rich successful fag ( like marc jacobs or jimmy choo or w/e brand name faggot that makes so much money in the fashion industry). ONLY if he were to become one of those successful rich as fuck fagz (or marry one/ be bf’s with one ) wood i ever call him my son and truly accept his cock-love.. cuz at least he would be raking in da dough… and thats the american dream bitches!!!

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  17. SCOfaSho says:
    May 28, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    I exposed my parents to Full Collapse as a teen. Now they live the skram lief.

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  18. niggadick says:
    June 1, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    reminds me of that one time my mom walked in on me practicing powerviolence ):

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