Based on the voiceover, the premise of this show seems to be “counterculture icon Henry Rollins of The Black Fags does krazy things with weird animals, but he’s liek I seriasly don’t even care i’ll do anything with these bizarre creatures bc yolo,” but the footage does not quite deliver. I can only assume that the reality of basic cable production budgets necessitated a few compromises, judging by all the awkward moments in this trailer:
- “Animals from all over the world interest me” *holds up a rooster*
- “Human-animal interaction fascinates me” *displays cow skull from the Halloween store at Ontario Mills*
- “I entered the animal underworld, and what I found blew my mind” *looks down at a mouse sitting calmly on the floor*
brb setting DVR, but prioritizing this after “Restaurant Impossible,” “House Hunters International” and that one show where they rescue pitbulls from meth houses in San Bernardino with the girl who is like half scene/half bro ho.
(Thanks to reader Valeria for awaring me to this)
Lol, you mentioned once that in certain regards you have the taste of a middle aged housewife, and that definitely seems to be showing by the strength of your reality TV knowledge. But furealdoe, I don’t know shit about modern reality TV. What other shows would you recommend for an average heterosexual male?
Top Tuesday’s on da history channel. Top Shot and Top Gear. Dual Survival is also sweet, but I don’t know if it’s on anymore. It’s basically Survivorman/Man V. Wild, except it has TWO hosts. One of them is a nature faggot hippie, the other one is a red blooded, meat eating, army republican.
well, I basically just watch whatever my azn wants to watch (via being subservient to my waifu like every other guy and also being p indifferent to what’s on the TV). But the really shameful part is that I have actually grown to enjoy food and home improvement shows just as much as she does :(
brb trying to remember the exact moment my balls shriveled up into dust and blew away in the breeze
I non-ironically love Restaurant Impossible and tons of other shit on the food network.
I don’t even watch TV anymore except Food Network, like not even kidding those are the only things that I can watch anymore
Not sure if obedience
or just pure apathy to situation
I like to think its a little of both, like a cat who lets his owner dress him up like a victorian gentleman
Or a dog who lets his lonely spinster owner dress him up like two little pirates carrying a heavily laden treasure chest and talk like a baby to him
U have spy-camera in my apt. Jonny?
only reason i watch food network is to see all da food i could one day be eating at these nice restaurants where they display these pieces of art n chit… plus it helps the stomach digest my shitty top ramen/cup noodelz w/ lime n pico de gallo/tapatio/pepper mixture that will one day give me severe colitis n shit.. =/
LMAO @ Victorian cats
I love Duck Dynasty and Storage Wars. Both are extremely scripted but they’re surprisingly entertaining. Duck Dynasty reminds me of when I used to watch Viva La Bam all the time in middle school. Really makes me wish I had the money/time to mess around as much as them.
Ax Men is probably my favorite. It’s about angry loggers nearly dying and losing their shit every 5 minutes.
holmes on homes is the best. watching canadians get angry will never stop being funny, and apparently they built a lot of shitty houses up there
When I saw this advertisement a while back, I was all like, “SAY WUT?!” I also never realized until now that he is an old fart in his fifties.
To be honest, I have never seen Henry Rollins NOT act like an old fart. All of my experiences with him have involved him trying to act tough without doing anything to back it up (such as in this video where he holds up a rooster, for christ’s fuck. I did that too when I was 4, srs) or him acting all srs and “philosophical” trying to pass on “wizdom lrned 4 age and dat no1 else can giv u ‘cuz dey b mnstrm” by going on long, nearly incoherent rants that don’t quite make a point.
In my mind, Henry Rollins is instantly associated with old fag. Oh and Thirsty and Miserable. I hate that song.
That’s funny. If I’m being honest, I don’t know much about the man, but what little I do know mostly comes from this site. Nevertheless, I’m not surprised by that at all. Lol
I love/hate henry rollins.
same here …. his spoken word tours are pretty SYWH-style rants/advise but at least he’s a cool oldfag that at least knows hes an oldfag… wtf possessed him to do this cable show anyways? bet he’s not gonna like dis anyways hehe
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This appeals to my age demographic.
LrN W/ Hank Rollins, the 27th singer of Black Flag.
Reminds me of WILD BOYZ w/ Steve-O except I’d rather watch this cuz i dont like Steve-O.
henry rollins is the fucking man, but this made me kinda roll my eyes and lightly lol
Wurd up bro black flags 4 lyfe. RETAIN that cred.
Can’t wait to see Rollins in Wild Hogs 2
I dunno, this could be good via Henry Rollins always being entertaining to watch.
Lost my shit @ “wild hogs 2″ comment
same here except i’m LOLing at the oldfags that we will all become eventuallly =/
(sigh)
Can’t wait to see Ian Mackaye as he travels DC pushing a stroller all the while furrowing his brow in his new SMASH reality show “Extreme Garage Sale Haggling”
Useless fucking fossils.
I don’t care about “selling out”, but yeah that’s fucking embarrassing.
At least he prolly makes enough moneez for booze/blow/hookers. Oh wait, nevermind.
i’d like to watch, but i’m not sure how to set the timer on my vcr, can someone help?
is it blinking “12:00″ or “1:00″? =]
At what point does he make reference to “THE IRON”? http://youtu.be/OYQgz8MherE
Brb, pitching corny DSC-reality-show’s for all the other fake Gen-x grifters:
Marc Maron in: Al Gore stopped paying my bills ice road truckers!
Janeane Garofalo in: I fucked Gary Shandling for a paycheck & am not even really from Seattle house makeover
David Cross : No one thinks my standup is funny after they turn 25 pitbull rescue
Margret Cho’s “I only had one joke where I did an Impression of my mom but now I’m so groce not even black guys will fuck me Deadliest Catch”
Chris Gore of Film Threat Recommends shit everybody already saw 6 months ago EXTREME SOUL PATCH!
(truthfully all these lames have had reality-shows, that nobody watched, that were cancelled)
EXTREME SOUL PATCH
wood DVR but never watch/10
U lie, I imagine you watching entire marathon on a saturday, while doing bad-form bicep curls, trolling the Misc., wearing ur Gorevent sweatpants & your AZN bitching at you to take out the garbage over-and-over-again.
I’m sure you know this is literally almost an exact portrait of my typical Saturday- frighteningly accurate, actually :/
Except for the part where I have bad form on my curls.
stand up straight, never move your body towards the pull/curl, and let your arms to all da work brah….
pshh im so totez gonna be ripped by the end of summer!!!
I lol’d about 3 times more than I should have at the Janeane Garofalo one.
2 words: Pretentious piece of fuck
that’s three words you fool
where did yous lern 2 cunt?
OMG STOP BEING RACIST AGAINST GURL U GAY! HE HAS CRAB-HANDS & CAN ONLY COUNT TO 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no no, i just wanted to cunt, that’s all, no offense meant.
brb, watching reruns of The Henry Rollins Show on iFC instead :(
School
uou, he’s such a culturist
The only way I’d watch this show is if there was a panel comprised of music critics and easily butthurt hxc purists determining whether what he is doing truly qualifies as “hardcore” and whether or not his actions are too mainstream. You know, to make sure he keeps his cred and doesn’t sell out via Johnny Rotten.
U are an “Idea Man” par-excellence!
Working title: Butthurt 30′snerds Coffeehouse?
I believe that butthurt panel ur looking for is called ‘the internet’
P sure if we got the internet hxc fggs to weigh in, we’d wind up with a bunch of Ikeacore middle aged white dudes off of /mu/ who think Defeater is the apex of the genre. Fat beardos, ironic mustaches and skinnyfat liberals would abound.
What I’m looking for is more advanced level. Grimy, washed up 80′s hardcore punks from shitholes like Germany that live the squatter lifestyle and are probably too broke to even know what an iPad is.
I know, the Internet is terrible, especially all those people who anonymously post stuff on message boards & forums using some ridic pseudonym…
hmm.. i c… =z
I sent this link to a co-worker and had to explain who Rollins is. #feelsoldman
‘hes like anthony bourdain, but instead of being a foodie, he’s for people who like being angry and complaining a lot’
“the guy that drove the jeep off-road while they were giving Steve-O a tattoo in the first Jackass”
The guy that played a background cop in Bad Boys 2.
“for people who like being angry (about things people with extremely pedestrian taste find safely objectionable) and complaining a lot (in order to gain approval from ur peer-group)”
Fuck this bitch-made fggt, wood trade in the lives of any-and-all “80′s punk-rock icon’s” for the Croc-Hunter, Steve Irwin.
Absolutely. Marty Stouffer too.
Wood only sacrifice Lydia Lunch & the Replacements for Stouffer, not as alpha.
“At age 18, Marty traveled to Alaska on his own with an 8mm movie camera. He became trapped by snowfall in a remote valley, but survived by hunting and trapping local wildlife.”
Come on man, don’t be fooled by the sweaters. He raised a fucking grizzly bear, too. Grizzly Bears > John Brannon and John Joseph.
I stand corrected, alpha status posthumously granted, someone should’ve told him ’bout the sweaters though.
Not only would the crocodile hunter have whopped Henry Rollins’ ass, he was even a more committed left wing activist via being a vegan for way longer than any punk
lol vegan lolz
I watched some of this late last night cause i like Rollins and animals, and it was mildly entertaining. i don’t watch much reality tv, so i can’t say if it’s better than other animal shows, but it was fun to watch Rollins drink wine and eat a bunch of meat.
He told most of these animal stories on his recent spoken word tour.
I went cos at my age I need young impressionables and reflected glory to stab a gut.
^ this
I’d rather watch River Monsters because Jeremy Wade seems like a cool guy and giant semi-mythical fish are more interesting than roosters.
By the way, if you’re in the mood for one of the best reality/travel shows ever made, look up Alby Mangels’ World Safari. This goofy Dutch-Australian surfer guy went all over the world on a hairstring budget and no advanced plan but somehow always had a hot piece of ass with him if he wasn’t banging some 3rd World chieftain’s daughter.
P sure ive seen every episode of River Monsters. Do u think Jeremy is a gay? Kinda seems like it
I don’t know, I never thought about it.
Henry Rollins = at some point I started looking exactly like Ser Ilyn Payne.
That’s all I have right now.
gold reference, bruh
wow i didnt even know who he was until now, i hated him in sons of anarchy,
RAPING GEMMA TELLER WAS NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL
that reminds me, i should download season 4
He raped her in the butt, didn’t he? That’s mean :(
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