If you ever doubted that all that alpha and beta stuff is real, watch this video

Posted on May 20, 2012 by Sergeant D

I won’t bother trying to list the highlights, because literally every single second is pure gold. Especially hard lol @ “Get the fuck out my way” *moves out of the other guy’s way*

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61 Responses to If you ever doubted that all that alpha and beta stuff is real, watch this video

  1. nimplysaked says:
    May 20, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Fucking amazing

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  2. Outbackcore says:
    May 20, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    I love how he doesn’t teach anyone anything just so he can continue to diss them.

    His attitude: If you aint here to become a champion then go home. But if you do want to be a champion but don’t have natural athletic ability go home.

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    • Sergeant D says:
      May 20, 2012 at 12:39 pm

      i have done mma/muay thai for years, and these guys are no-hopers. no matter how much you coach them and correct their technique, they never get any better. It’s super annoying.

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      • jm6g90 says:
        May 20, 2012 at 12:44 pm

        when is the point where if you haven’t started there’s no point then?

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      • Walter the einstein frog says:
        May 20, 2012 at 2:00 pm

        Lol @ people wanting to learn boxing in 2012

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        • chewbakka says:
          May 20, 2012 at 6:44 pm

          boxing is a really good workout. these betas just need to learn how to do a damn push up first before trying to throw a punch.

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          • Sergeant D says:
            May 21, 2012 at 5:25 am

            it’s an amazing and incredibly brutal workout. if you’ve never boxed before, you will gas out and want to die after hitting focus mitts for literally two minutes.

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            • tweeed says:
              May 21, 2012 at 5:25 pm

              Just started a kickboxing training class from a world class guy and it is hands down the hardest workout ive ever done. 3 minutes in the ring hitting or kicking mitts and I feel like Im going to die.

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  3. alexjones says:
    May 20, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    best part is the dude that owns this place used to tour with racetraitor. dude with the shaved head in the ring at 2:13

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  4. yonder says:
    May 20, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    “in they mouth is where all the balls meet”

    A+

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    • Latinoheat!!! says:
      May 20, 2012 at 7:56 pm

      that was my favorite part…. some gente were not meant to pick up the boxing gloves…. or be active…. or athletic… or defend themselves when people pick on em hahaha

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  5. Save Parker says:
    May 20, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    This is why I’mma get a briefcase and go to Wall Street to make money. Not delusional like that sad bro with the 1970′s Eastern Conference Finals shorts.

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  6. BLEH! says:
    May 20, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Extraordinary. Where pride goes to die.

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  7. Walter the einstein frog says:
    May 20, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    I wonder how many of those dudes offer him money to bone thier wives and insult them as they watch and listen to emmure.

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  8. tom says:
    May 20, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    still not convinced wonky left eye= obv alpha

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  9. Son of Slam says:
    May 20, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    ”I ride the bullet’
    ‘Every earthtone in the colour mixtures’
    ‘Yo baldilocks!’
    ‘You probably got a wedgie on the way here’

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  10. roger_camden says:
    May 20, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    Amazing quote overload

    “Do that uppercut again.”
    “Is it good or bad?”
    “Terrible.”

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  11. nochance says:
    May 20, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    best black insult comic i’ve ever seen. Dunno bout the alpha vs. beta thing though, i’m sure these dudes arent all pussies and are willfully paying this dude to give them his brand of motivation. talking back to a nigga that nasty isn’t gonna get you anywhere but in trouble, so no need to poke the hornets nest.

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  12. Anonymous says:
    May 20, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    alpha /= making fun of people. betting money that he’s an insecure douche cause he lost the ability to fight in real matches. looks like bitterness to me.

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    • Octahedron says:
      May 20, 2012 at 5:58 pm

      Not sure where you’re getting any of that. He seems chill as fuck imo, sounds like you’re the bitter one.

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    • Chillin' says:
      May 20, 2012 at 6:30 pm

      Dude, check out the tags. The Sarge isn’t calling the bitter has-been Alpha at all, he’s calling the weak, pussies that PAY to get insulted and get no feedback from it are beta as you can get. Seriously, those guys look like the emasculated nobodies that wank off despite being married.

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  13. stealmoneyfordrugs says:
    May 20, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    “i bet someone gave you a wedgie on your way here. i bet you fart, thread come out.”

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  14. fatboy says:
    May 20, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    “Picking up a briefcase tryin to type”

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  15. TLDR says:
    May 20, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    Sarge, assuming you went to this gym, what do you think this guy would say to you? Do you think he would minimize insults do to your actual martial arts experience?

    Also, another curious question: what made you switch from MMA/martial arts to bodybuilding or whatever extreme weight lifting thing you do now? Martial arts seems way cooler to me, but idk cuz I’ve never done either

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  16. andre says:
    May 20, 2012 at 11:42 pm

    dear sarge,

    do you follow steve pulcinella’s (do you even lift?) log or does everyone know about this except me.

    Reply
  17. shrek says:
    May 21, 2012 at 1:12 am

    if this guy started making fun of me i would srsly cry

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  18. faceplant says:
    May 21, 2012 at 1:13 am

    “people who are rly bitter because their own careers got derailed by injury” tag was what i was thinking after i watched the video. funny ass video but who is the alpha/beta in this scenario. Its a matter of perspective i suppose. The wall street cat who makes bank and can buy whatever his heart desires or the washed up boxer who has made poor life decisions and now has to train these “nerds” at a gym.

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  19. ThatGuyOverThere says:
    May 21, 2012 at 1:33 am

    He talked hImself up alot but all we ever saw hIm do was dance. Know what I’m sayIn’? (shIt cunt phone Is capItalIsIng all my I’s for n goddamn reason)

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  20. nustej Slash without his top hat says:
    May 21, 2012 at 1:48 am

    I choose not to overanalyze this post, just happy to enjoy it for what it is, funny as fukk.
    You’ve temporarily redeemed yourself Sgt. D (now send me my t-shirt already).

    Reply
  21. YANNO says:
    May 21, 2012 at 4:31 am

    You cant seriously get into boxing or almost any type of fight game without first knowing how to fight, and having that fighting instinct, no matter how much you train and how good your technique is unless you have that serious fighting instinct you’ll almost never get to the top of the game. That’s just the way i look at it, i mean obviously there is exceptions and some sports where technique is really important aswell as being smart and thinking before you try something (like say Brazilian Jiu Jitsu). But especially with boxing and MMA without that fighting instinct you can only rely on your technique so much.

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  22. Keka says:
    May 21, 2012 at 9:12 am

    What’s really funny is that outside this gyn, all these rich, influential white people run the world, and he’s a minority with a droopy eye who was only ever any good at punching people. And yet they PAY HIM MONEY TO LET HIM BE THE ALPHA TO THEIR BETA.

    Just goes to show that being beta is, at its heart, as simple as the lack of the desire to be the biggest dog in the room. These guys pay their hard-earned money to not be.

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  23. JTD says:
    May 21, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Oh my god this is fucking amazing, this poses a good question for me, is it possible to be beta in one field, but be alpha as fuck in something that your good at? Like in boxing, your a fucking bitch, and this guy pushes you around, telling you insults, but in the business world, this guy would be their bitch going around fetching their coffee. Who is the true beta? Or is my theory just get the fuck out of the way?

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    • Nightshift says:
      May 21, 2012 at 12:30 pm

      That’s pretty much how the world works. Even if you wholeheartedly believe in this dichotomy, if you think it’s the same in every situation you’re a fucking idiot. Actually it surprises me how many of you guys are duped into thinking it IS the same in every situation but I have to remind myself that this is basically Misc-Lite.

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  24. Wintermute says:
    May 21, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    And the moral of the story is: Keep pool sticks away from your eyes.

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  25. CIMMERIAN says:
    May 23, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    “you look like all the nerds just had a convention on yo body”

    HAHAAAHAAA

    Reply
  26. John says:
    August 25, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    If this nigger talked to me like this in the gym, I’d drive his monkey nose out the back of his skull with a straight right. With his gimpy eye he wouldnt see it coming.

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