IMPORTANT QUESTION OF THE DAY

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Sergeant D

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47 Responses to IMPORTANT QUESTION OF THE DAY

  1. Midas Welby says:
    May 4, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    Hairy asshole but at least it can be dealt with in minutes. Not a huge fan of huge lips but I like to do like Rocco Siffredi and squeeze them into the burger shape.

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  2. Bronson says:
    May 4, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    imo it’s worse when there’s meaty butt hear around her labia hole.

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  3. BJ says:
    May 4, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    Hey! That was my question! *patsselfonback*

    Personally, I think meaty labia because there isn’t anything you can do about it (aside from expensive surgery).

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  4. richard brunelle says:
    May 4, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    eh, beef curtains aren’t that big a deal

    you ever see a clit you could suck on like a tiny dick?

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  5. BJ says:
    May 4, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    I just noticed I wrote “public” instead of “pubic,” haha.

    True story: in college, I dated a girl who was half Italian, so obviously kinda hairy (i.e. dark arm hair, had to tweeze her eyebrows like everyday). She was pretty good at shaving her pubes, but never did good near her butthole, which is kind of understandable because I’m sure it’s difficult to shave your butthole, but still kinda gross. I thought long and hard about how to confront her about it without pissing her off. One day, we were in the shower and I was going down on her. Real nonchalant, I said, “Hey, you missed a spot. Let me get that for you,” and asked where her razor is. She started crying.

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  6. Sergeant D says:
    May 4, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    I just noticed that it says “public hair.” Not sheriff intentional; backed hard either way.

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  7. 808BUMP says:
    May 4, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    NEVER EXPERIENCED A CHICK WITH HAIR AROUND HER BUTTHOLE, BUT IT SOUNDS TERRIBLE!

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  8. mattthescenehater says:
    May 4, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    Is it bad that I have no issue with either of these situations? If I had to choose though I’d say hair around the butthole is a million times more annoying than meat pussy lips. I actually think meaty pussy lips are fun to play with and are pretty common for girls to have. The butthole hair only bothers me if she shaves all or almost all her pubes but if she doesn’t I don’t actually notice it.

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  9. TLDR says:
    May 4, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Roast beef pussy definitely bums me out, I’ve never seen butthole hair and didn’t know this was a common problem.

    Sarge, you should write this kind of thing in cosmo so bitches know whats up.

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  10. nutkin says:
    May 4, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    i actually really like meaty pussies. girls who have flappy lips that make their pussy look like a little stingray? hulk smaaaash.

    but now i have to wonder why i’m admitting this on here.

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  11. Save Parker says:
    May 4, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    Yeah, you can deal with that hair, even if it’s bad enough to deal break one night.

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  12. Charlie Brown says:
    May 4, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    The Meaty labe fish-0. Not only gross but I don’t need my white man weener to feel any smaller inside a bish.

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  13. Chris says:
    May 4, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    dated a girl for 2 years and experienced the hairy butthole… i eventually just told her to deal with it, i mean what else can you do? but i get that some people would be uncomfortable broaching the subject, i just think of it like having spinach in your teeth, it may be a little awkward to talk about but everyone wins in the end.

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  14. Autodidact says:
    May 4, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    My ex is Indian (the 7-11 kind, not the Teepee kind) but thank God she threaded and shaved her pubis. I don’t mind a roast beef poon as long as it don’t smell nastay but hairy b-holes are a no go.

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  15. Latinoheat!!! says:
    May 4, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    I Hate a beefy, apocalyptic pussy. ARBY’S ROAST BEEF pussy = boner is dead. U can at least do something about the lil hairyness n shave/wax n chit… but to see that abomination and expect to put you who-who-dilly in that ding-dong would mean i would have to consume at least 2 to 4 Fourty’s or 6 to 12 MGD’s (More Goddamn Drinks) like jumping on da grenade style… only thing that would save her would be my hornyness to load it onto her cute face if she had a cute face brah….. as you all know i love a bish w/ a cute perdy face but on the real my real luv would be a cute bomb beautiful pussy i could just look at n mire’ and eat till the sun rises… the end =]

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    • VyceVictus says:
      May 4, 2012 at 8:22 pm

      Poetry.
      …..And now I suddenly have a hankering for a large Beef & Cheddar and to wash it down with a Tall boy of Miller High life (the one with the picture of the hot black girl on the label)

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    • Jonnyfilth says:
      May 4, 2012 at 8:22 pm

      Ahahahahaha I knew you’d have something to say about this!!!!
      ARBY’S ROAST BEEF <— dying!!

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    • TLDR says:
      May 5, 2012 at 3:13 am

      A+ comment, still waiting on your post bro

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  16. wlfblnkt says:
    May 4, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    When I see/hear/imagine meaty labia, all I can think of is one of the first VHS porns I ever saw… Pussyman #8,352 or something. The intro goes like:

    (Opening shot of 6-10 D-grade porn stars lined up naked on staircase. The C-grade porn bish, acting as a sort of the Schoolgril Headmaster announces…)

    “Alright ladies, the Pussyman is on his way over, let’s get those pussys ready!”

    (Insert various shots of women tugging, pulling, and braiding their labia here, to pussy-man-theme.wav)

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  17. Anonymous says:
    May 5, 2012 at 2:15 am

    lol @ unrealistic expectations informed by porn viewing.

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  18. Batheinyourblood says:
    May 6, 2012 at 11:49 pm

    Theres always that bish that comes along with a perfect little peach pussy that looks like a surgeon has made a single insision that makes every other pussy look like a smashed mushroom

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