Everybody is talking about KITTY PRYDE and how she’s the new KREAYSHAWN, but I’m sorry they are NOT real fans because THERE IS ONLY ONE KREAY and NOBODY can replace her, at least not in my heart ♥ The most interesting aspect is that unlike KREAYSHAWN, who is considered ‘not real music,’ hipsters/fggts/etc are apparently allowed to like KITTY PRYDE as a “guilty pleasure.” This is because she is much less threatening than KREAYSHAWN (translation: kind of homely, bordering on grose) and she ‘can actually rap’ (translation: tries really hard to be clever and wordy). Also, note the built-in nerdbaiting in her name– “OMG SHE LIEKS ENTRY-LEVEL COMICS BE MY WAIFU”
This is the KITTY PRYDE song about OK Cupid. NO TWOSTACKS? NOT MUSIC.
So basically, in the same way as MIA was the hipster BRITNEY SPEARS, KITTY PRYDE is p much just the LADY SOVEREIGN or 2012. Anyways enough about KITTY PRYDE, let’s talk about a couple new KREAYSHAWN videos!!
This is a video about KREAY’s trip to Japan, which apparently was mostly spent wandering around different stores with her iPad. Wood follow her around all day while she shopped/10 ♥ Also, note the shoutout to NORM
Here’s KREAY doing a song with zany internet personality ANDY MILONAKIS. I memorized all the his lines and I say them out loud so it feels like *I’m* the one hanging out with KREAYSHAWN. Like a POV porn video, only not creepy or weird because I just want to kick it with her and bounce creative ideas off each other. Even if we are just friends I’m ok with that because after she gets to know me better she will start to see me as more than a friend!