Everybody is talking about KITTY PRYDE and how she’s the new KREAYSHAWN, but I’m sorry they are NOT real fans because THERE IS ONLY ONE KREAY and NOBODY can replace her, at least not in my heart ♥ The most interesting aspect is that unlike KREAYSHAWN, who is considered ‘not real music,’ hipsters/fggts/etc are apparently allowed to like KITTY PRYDE as a “guilty pleasure.” This is because she is much less threatening than KREAYSHAWN (translation: kind of homely, bordering on grose) and she ‘can actually rap’ (translation: tries really hard to be clever and wordy). Also, note the built-in nerdbaiting in her name– “OMG SHE LIEKS ENTRY-LEVEL COMICS BE MY WAIFU”
This is the KITTY PRYDE song about OK Cupid. NO TWOSTACKS? NOT MUSIC.
So basically, in the same way as MIA was the hipster BRITNEY SPEARS, KITTY PRYDE is p much just the LADY SOVEREIGN or 2012. Anyways enough about KITTY PRYDE, let’s talk about a couple new KREAYSHAWN videos!!
This is a video about KREAY’s trip to Japan, which apparently was mostly spent wandering around different stores with her iPad. Wood follow her around all day while she shopped/10 ♥ Also, note the shoutout to NORM
Here’s KREAY doing a song with zany internet personality ANDY MILONAKIS. I memorized all the his lines and I say them out loud so it feels like *I’m* the one hanging out with KREAYSHAWN. Like a POV porn video, only not creepy or weird because I just want to kick it with her and bounce creative ideas off each other. Even if we are just friends I’m ok with that because after she gets to know me better she will start to see me as more than a friend!
That song sounds like she’s Kesha’s little sister trying to cash in.
Mumble mumble mumble rhyme mumble mumble mumble mumble rhyme
Mumble mumble mumble rhyme mumble mumble rhyme
Glad someone is upholding rap standards in 2012.
she doesn’t sound like she’s trying at all
that’s an indie trope I cannot get behind
I blame Pavement
I haven’t heard Pavement. Gangster rapper?
sounds gritty and urban
Yup, leader of the rhyme the word with the same word-rap (#soldier boi).
“Fuck you Half Dolalr, it’s Compton’s one and only Pavement;
I smell your fucking blood;
when your face hit’s the pavement.”
During Nu Metal did he have to ‘do some things to stay relevant’?
Let’s just say that he can’t comment on that topic right now.
#producing crazy town.
I heared they gone srs tho.
that is just terrible. Not have ability.
so kyute, would so hard.
enjoyed your work with three 6, and your solo stuff is great too!
thanks, look for me on laws of power and look for new mixtapes from paul and juicy.
- scarecrow
agree, so hot
kreayshawn will never look as good as that last picture. still let her smell my anteater dick tho
First pic of Kitty Pryde, WOOD SMASH WITH THE POWER OF A MILLION EXPLODING SUNS, NO FUXXX!!!
Pretty cute doe, wood also WK the fuck out of her if i was 15.
“i respect her as a woman artist and human being” is this referring to kreayshawn or kitty pryde?
i respect all women as human beings and in a way we are all artists but i meant kreayshawn!
Kitty Pryde is BACKED 100%(SRS)
fuck you sgt d.
would wife/10
don’t u have enough 18 year olds breaking your heart already??
fuck this got me bad
Please see your previous post, section 2: STOP LIKING THAT THING U LIEK
<3
protip: my defensive fanboy persona in this post is not srs
Seriously!?
i srs don’t liek Kitty Pryde and i srs heart Kreayshawn but i don’t srs care as much as this post makes it sound liek i do
protip: i know, bro
I’d prefer to watch the Kitty Pryde videos with my monitor off and the Lil Debbie videos with my sound off. Kreayshawn has more ability than both.
I dunno about that, the actual video for “Okay Cupid” is pretty cute with the sound off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SDYus7iKC8
LOL @ how all her friends in the video are fat bishes
Dunno dude, she looks (not dresses) kinda like a groce Scottish poor (scrawny, ginger and pointy features). Wd smash but risk flashbacks to school discos.
a groce Scottish poor
loled at this
This explains my attraction to her.
my bad, sorry bro. there have been a lot of butthurt fggts on SYWH lately and i underestimated you. apologies!
@Sarge – It’s OK bro. Sarcasm on the internet doesn’t always work out so well.
@Martin Surprisingly I thought she looked cuter in the still photos. I watched that vid and it killed it for me.
“Surprisingly I thought she looked cuter in the still photos. I watched that vid and it killed it for me.”
Same. Ability=lost.
Well, not as bad as Lil Debbie rapping I guess, but…
AWKWARD
hi
Kitty Pryde almost seems like a joke, “I wrote our names on my binder and everybody laughed at me.” It’s like she’s trying to be some angsty high school bish who is agnsty bc no1 unnerstands her and she wonders if she is destynd 2 fynd luv
Yes, may not be the next Kreayshawn like I said on Facebook, but GODDAMN THAT SONG IS SO CATCHY AND GOOD.
Sarge I plead for you to give it another chance. I listened to OK Cupid last night 11 times
START LIEKING THAT THING U DON’T LIEK
exactly
LOL Kitty Pryde sounds like a worse Uffie
miss u Uffie :(
brb popn glock
Art of UFF is pretty dope
moar rich girl dgaf rap. [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9N2yP6vgg8&w=420&h=315
I laughed hard at the Japanese girls singing “Gucci Gucci”
Rouie Rouie
iggy azalea is the only white woman rapper i respect.
kitty pryde is meh… the taylor swift of the new generation of hip-hop exactly..
kreayshawn is chill as fuck but…
IGGY AZALEA = (0_0) <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2GCga7YLCU&feature=related
MY FAV WHITE GIRL RAPPER HANDS DOWN!!!!
sarge you can keep kraykray but my heart will belong to this beautiful australian beauty who i would WK the fuck out of till the day my boner loses blood yo!!!
wood drink her bathwater/10!!!!
=D
I can’t wait until your people get into the ‘alternative youtube rap’ game… my boner will explode with joy when there’s an 18 year-old pocha rapper for me to put on a pedestal and fawn over ♥
lolz… not right now… give us another 10 years when we would overpopulate the U.S with our brown foolishness n chit to enter that part of the rap world… were still stuck in the chicano rap and pop game right now…
either pick my homeboy’s HS crush miss lady pinks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf1Z3oJLsng
or the best whitewashed pocha in the pop game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgT_us6AsDg&ob=av2e
PS: Azalea if you’re reading this… these bitches aint got shit on you mi corazon….
<3
The name “Kitty Pryde” sounds like a riff on Chan “Cat Power” Marshall. +5 points hipster cred. Seriously though, is Cat Power still hipster or is it post-backlash to the initial backlash to like her?
Kitty Pryde can walk though walls and has a pet dragon.
I can only imagine “cat power” would include listlessness and sandpaper tongue.
“NO TWOSTACKS? NOT MUSIC”
Lol’d hard.
the fuck people see in her??? (srs) Sarge could have Kreay Kreay, I’ll take Lil Debbie <3
reeks of “I’m only ironically ignorant”, I can’t fux with this
I don’t know, I kind liked that song by Kitty Pride. Would do her in the ass all day long!
Both of them are pretty grose IMO. I still don’t get how ur into kreayshawn at all. hipstertrash/10
Backed. Kreay is groce
That first pic looks like the girl that did the Warped Tour pit report one year. Anyone?
DEFEND WHITE BISH INDIE-RAP!
so wait. she sucks because she’s a white girl rapper who’s not kreayshawn and she doesn’t suck at it? uhhh
YAH BASICALLY THAT’S WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY BUT U PUT IT BETTER THAN I DID
IM TRYNA GET BETTUR WIT MY WERDS K???
I first heard of kitty pryde via her exbf not being over and whining about her constantly. She was shit then and she’s shit now. To her credit though, she knows she is.
+1000 points to kreayshawn for the perfect jewish accent. pretty much died at that whole bagels & salmon conversation. everything else was just bonus. didn’t even know andy milonakis was still relevant in 2012?
She’s the jailbait Hailey Williams of rap
ahahaha best summary.
More like Kittie Pride, am I right?
I’m so sick of 808s
This bitch has literally no flow. I hadda hit up some Gucci gucci to kill some brain cells and forget that turrible sawng.
my god this ice monkey
wood spoon feed potato salad/10
Srsly want to be platonic friends with Kreay, no fucks
Waited for the catchy, it never came :(
BTW confirmed she is a SYWH reader (srs)
OK, you’re confusing us again. Are you talking bout Kreay or Kitty there?
Kitty says she “used to go on SYWH all the time,” but I know kreay has at least seen it a couple times
do you think Iggy Ay has seen my nice comments here n there if she be surfing SYWH 2???
her acknowledgement would validate my existence in SYWH and my lyfe in general (srs)
wood dedicate a post to her/10 <3<3White Girl Team<3<3
GUISE, KITTY PRYDE ACCEPTED MY FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUEST, WHAT DO I DO NOW
Like every single one of her photos, so she knows you are a nice guy
write creepy comments like “This is soooo pretty;) you should totally make this ur prof pic:)”
The Kitty Pryde song sounds like a female version of some random Odd Future song (probs Tyler/Domo), if I thought that Odd Future was really bad and boring. Similar beat and flow, for sure.
Obviously terrible music (mumble, ryhme/mumble, rhyme is right), but shes cute in an unintimidating way, this is a beta magnet.
Also, srs lol at a 17 year old girl, w mad fashions, macbook etc, who raps about drugs, sex and shows of PBR in her vid. Spoilt suburban bish.
i know:/ I’m super beta and am kinda in love…
Wood put Kitty Pride in Lee’s Dad’s gay sex dungeon fo-sho (with a ball-gag, of course).
On a related note, Kray is verging on crazy-cat-lady status…
she sounds like shes trying to be canadian geek-core rapper EPIC.actually im suprised you guys have never mentioned anything about the saskatoon white hip-hop scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo7DQRHVCRU&feature=related
Are you? Because the rest of us aren’t.
I cant stand Kitty Pryde. Why is there any hype to build on this teenage girl who has no idea what rap is except rhyming words ? There’s no flow, and her message is so lukewarm. I am a teenager, and I cannot stand this. I would rather listen to Kreayshawn anyday. I really cannot imagine her “making it”. On her twitter, she is sooooo full of it too. Damn, we get it. You are working with Danny Brown, but that doesn’t mean you’re the shit. First, back up off your high horse kitty pryde and 2nd, learn how to rap. Boring suburban teens think theyre cool b/c they can rhyme words over beats..
shes just with him cuz she sucks his dick..then again..so does everyone apparently