MERCH TABLE: WHITECHAPEL jumpsuit edition

Feel like they must have called the designer at like 11PM on Monday and told him they needed artwork to the printer by 9AM the following day, so he just opened up an old file (probably had to convert it from CorelDRAW), changed the logo from “POWERMAN 5000″ to WHITECHAPEL and called it a day. P sure the back of the jersey originally said “OZZFEST 00,” not “WHITECHAPEL 00.” Pls wear with black socks and matching Jordans.

Note: Must present your GED at the counter to purchase this item

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39 Responses to MERCH TABLE: WHITECHAPEL jumpsuit edition

  1. thedevilelectric says:

    Whitechapel look how far you have fallen :C
    Why couldn’t you just re-record This Is Exile every 2 years and rip off Suiside Silense merch???

  2. Save Parker says:

    brb, starting the worst basketball team ever and using these as uniforms.

    • totestoro says:

      I’d go to one of those games.

    • Tea Party Patriot says:

      Basketball’s a sissy sport. “Look at me, I’m 7’8″, I’m bouncing a ball around on the court!”

      Now Football is a real American sport. It involves taking other people’s land by force, and wearing tight pants while you do it!

      • Latinoheat!!! says:

        yes futboll!!! my dad’s sport in which you wear shorts while acting out an oscar-caliber performance if they trip you and you “dive” n give a leo dicaprio performance n chit!!!

        go LA GALAXY (reigning MLS champs but even though they sux right now)/ CLUB AMERICA(gotta give my mexi bro’s some luv)/ n REAL MADRID and/or BARCELONA ( gotta give sum euro love 2[not really into chicharito since im not an england/uk fan since they gave us bruce dickheadson iron maiden n not punk paul diano maiden n shit!!!] )

    • richard brunelle says:

      40 minutes of bounce passes and failed crossover dribbles

  3. Mike C says:

    GEDcore with lambs of god, feelsbadman.

  4. Butts says:

    If they actually made jumpsuits they could maybe find a new audience in Russian technobros. “Vhitechapel bleu!”

  5. Lear says:

    in b4 one of them starts wearing a clown mask on stage.

  6. Jayson says:

    This looks like stuff I did for Brunswick bowling’s “edgy” line in 08. Nice.

  7. Sean Wright says:

    I’m still waiting for Blue Grape Merchandise to send me my Slipknot jumpsuit I ordered from them in the back of Circus Magazine in 01 for well over $125.

    • Midas Welby says:

      “Fuck! I forgot to ship this! What time is it?”
      “It’s 4:47, just send him the Mushroomhead one, nobody notices this shit.”

  8. Spider says:

    TONIGHT THE STARS REVOLT

  9. ivystreetshark says:

    so rappers are dressing more scene and the scene is getting fitted… should have saved my adidas shell toes that came in every color

  10. Haystack says:

    ‘He shoots…… It’s glooohd’

  11. Kvlt times Kvlt measvres says:

    Dat hade of slipknot blood red!

  12. Walker says:

    Inb4 crazy whisper vocals

  13. BLEH! says:

    Halp a UK bro: what is all this basketball people are discussing? Should it be relevant to my 2012 interests?

    • Notderek says:

      In uk cricket is to rugby and soccer/football what basketball is to football and hockey in America. Some people like it and when your drinking and no other sports are on you’ll watch it but you really don’t enjoy it.

      • BLEH! says:

        Cheers!
        After some mild research (NBA JAM) I have determined basketball is not as oppressively boring as cricket.

  14. Lionel Richie says:

    Brb, robbing Bulmas house so I can start wishing for wealth, a lifetime supply of bacon and the aesthetics of a Z fighter (flight comes with the package). Life=complete.

  15. beholdthesharktopus says:

    I seriously want to buy this as a joke. The ratio of how long is stays funny to how much it costs would be record setting.

  16. Wintermute says:

    So they’re from Tennessee and they’re dads worked in a saw mill?

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