PARAMORE is one of those bands that I just can’t bring myself to like, no matter how hard I try (see also EVERY TIME I DIE). On paper, they sound great: accessible radio rock bordering on pop-punk with an extremely cute bish singer who has semi-scene hair? What’s not to like?! Their boring music, for one. I am not sure why people call them pop-punk, because they are not actually very poppy at all. And no breakdowns?? NOT MUSIC. Enter some Canadian band called COURAGE MY LOVE, who are pretty much what I wanted PARAMORE to be.
All-girl gang vocals? Breakdown at 3:20, complete with pinch harmonic?? FUCK YES. And brb replaying 2:30-2:31 where you can see 2″ of her stomach
This song is better, I love the open-string melody in the pre-chorus. Reminds me of 90s emo like Texas Is The Reason only better because they’re downtuned a bit and hot bishes are involved. Video is p weak though… PROTIP: never let your film student friend talk you into making some gay video that’s ‘a tribute to the classics of French new wave’
brb thinking of ways to nonchalantly sniff the part of the redhead’s lower back that her sister’s junk was rubbing against
Oh, and did I mention they have TWO hot bishes in the band?? Apparently they’re twin sisters, and I keep going back and forth about which one I’m more into. On the one hand, I’m pretty into the singer’s 909-style lowlights (aka skunk hair). But as regular readers know nothing makes me heart go pitter-patter more than tomboyish 7.5/10s (srs), so the drummer is more up my alley (wood clean a homeless man’s taint with my tongue just for a chance to respectfully say hello to her from across the magazine aisle at Target). Sad 4 the grose ginger on bass though… he has the same physique as the two sisters and the same hair as Tegan & Sara :(
Now THIS is my shit! The song is so G-rated that “OMG” means “Oh My Gosh,” and the video is so sweet it makes my teeth hurt. Wood wring the necks of a dozen newborn kittens to be one of the guys in this video :( Brb heart is melting and wood wife/10 </3
COURAGE MY LOVE has the ability. They are good and lovely. I love them.
Paramore is NOT pop punk!!!
Yeah, and my cock isn’t a 10 inch.
guise let’s not drag their name through the mud. I think we can all agree that Hailey has the ability ♥
SHE IS GOOD AND LOVELY.
I was joking. Don’t you remember that saying from the tr00 pop punk girl?
Self-clowned, I totally forgot that :(
I thought of this immediately after reading it, too. In fact, I thought it was an intentional joke referring to that, haha
Miss Williams has quite the ability.. her tits are nice 2.
Hello heavenly blessed beauties <3 I just met u n dis is krazy, but here's mai number, so call me mb?
Also, is the one dude in the band an homosex? Haircut and glasses say yes but confirm???
Not sheriff he is the filth of gay, or just the most beta who ever betad
i got a friend who looks like the bass player, but my friend looks even more beta.
“Also, is the one dude in the band an homosex? Haircut and glasses say yes but confirm???”
dying!
I missed the “an homosex” part– A+++
<3 <3
Sarge u keep ur dirty hands off Mercedes! She’s mine!!!
U can have the bassist but dat gorgeous singer is mine, I found her first!!! (via http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/2012/03/post-twilight-era-bishrock-via-cute-white-girls/)
I non-ironically love these guys and have watched their jewtube vids like 100 x each (srs)
#embarassingfanboy #nofucksgiven
you can have da lead singer after my rock hard massive brown cock is done splitting her in half!!!!!!!!!!!
any chick that can play guitar = wood smash till i get tired of it n turn homosex/10
</3 not much into tomboyish chix but these hot bishes are hot bishes!!!
Shit, i didnt realize you had already postes them. My apologies! You have the ability.
That’s cool, it kinda gives me a glimmer of hope; normally I’d rather die than smash your favourite ladies but this time we are in 100% agreement.
Also dat breakdown, wood show her my siq mosh moves /10
This band is worth more posts.
They have the ability <3
i like this :(
i like this but dont know why……
(keeps looking at the girls..)
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Gotta love anyone covering Usher.
I gotta get in a band with a hot lady singer, seems like it would make the whole thing a lot easier/funner.
Yes, yes it does. Go for it. I seriously don’t think I’ll ever end up playing with a band that’s just all dudes again.
Thoze two bishes faces would make a nice canvas for a ‘pollock style’ masterpiece. (second photo looks like a ghey pride billboard for realz)
my god that post was spot on, everything down to the teagan and sara haircut!
cute girlz + great pop punk + G-rated humor = everything I could possibly want!
Srs doe, that last song made me fall madly in heart with them
The first two were enough to make me <3, but the cover sealed the deal!
haha reminds me of my fanboy crush on Christina Perri (despite her busted grill!!)….Trying to stay faithful Christina….<3 you bb.
good on them inverting the typical rock band gender dynamic of putting the useless chick on bass
I wonder if the skinny dude has ever tried making a move on one/both of them.
Nothing screams friendzone like a male bassist in an otherwise all female band
looks like he’s livin’ the michael cera dream
P sure, Michael Cera gets more punani than this gingy bassbro
“gingy bassbro”
hahahha
In the first clip the mex dude carrying the singer bish on his shoulders thought to himself at least once “hey I reckon I could run backwards with a face full of ability”.
and also I think it needs more teenagers in black outfits doing the white guy dance.
Yo sarge, you should try to get them to do an interview!!
Squattin’ on roadcones for $$$$!!!
No sure who paramore is sarge, but this is great
To most people, Paramore is some band that the chick who sang the hook on BoB’s “Airplanes” is in.
that extremely awkward crowd in the first video.
also wood jack off to that blonde girls number in the phone book
wood get a semi from reading her social security number/10
Would contemplate jacking off in the public restroom at school after reading this post in the library/10
Oh, wait….
This is so good and the writing is brilliant. Sarge, you are one of the very very rare breed of comedy writers who can write well about stuff they love; hats off.
If srs, thank you dude! I really appreciate that.
If not srs, enjoy a laugh at my expense!
100% srs, a lot of people can pull off a funny rant but it takes far more to be entertaining when mirin something.
btw I should totally refrain from reading sywh at work because the writing makes me laugh out loud on the regular.
You should send them SYWH shirts as a sign of approval (ofcourse only girlie t’s, because every bandmember can fit these)
I’ve been waiting for these guys to release an LP for ages now. EP’s just don’t cut it for me :(
Agree that you should try and interview them or something. They aren’t that big so would probably like any publicity. You could ask them interesting questions about their band as well as whiteknight them so hard that they start repping the site.
Also yeah I feel sorry for the guy in the band :(. I guarantee at some point he will make an awkward move on one of them, and the most he will ever get is a drunken hug that goes on for a few extra seconds thus making it slightly more intimate than a friend hug and give him a little hope at a possible future relationship but nothing ever comes of it and the girl refuses to remember that night where she was drunk because she has no interest and doesn’t want to have the “just friends” talk and make things awkward. :(
However with all that said i’d still trade my life for his just to tour around with those two cuties forever even if it meant I was living in Friendzone City the whole time.
The underlying sentiment to that hug is similar to the way you pet your cat as its being euthanized: ” you poor, poor thing… Its so sad that the universe did this to you, but theres nothing i can do. Just stay still and go quietly.”
Natural selection at its most cruel (read: finest).
Dat hot bish has a p cool beard
Twins. Hot musician twins who apparently actually have personalities.
I think I’m bleeding out of my ear.
And is it bad that I didn’t notice the bassist until I specificaly looked?
D does it make you Jelly to know I know these girls have hung out with the band a few times? This means I do not need to wash a homeless man’s taint to say hello. Also fun fact Lez/Bibots, both of them last year at Warped the one sister spent the whole day with some far less attractive girl that she was with at the time. Also Bassist = Mclovin’??
brb my soul is on fire with jealousy
they seem nice/cool (srs). what do they smell like?? please respond.
Lez/bi? Ah, fuck it.
McLovin is actually a drummer and a terrible one at that!
http://www.theyoungrapscallions.com/media.html
But are they Lezbots with each other???? Brb changing all of my Tegan & Sara slashfics to Courage My Love slashfics #YOLO
I knew the bass girl was a lezbot (that’s why I offered her 2 u Sarge)
But I thought my beautiful singer princess was into dudes, at least I hoped she was so I could be her saviour and prince and give her everything in life that she deserves because she is good and lovely and has the ability <3
D. Disregarding the subject, this is some of your finest writing ever.
Regarding subject, funeral for a friend w (more) breakdowns meab? Kinda dig bc bish vocals are standable; whiney american voices make my british arse feel like it needs some NHS attention
:(
Red>Blonde
also bro is not of the gays, but just “totally good friends with the Arn-Horn’s”
omg their names are Mercedes and Phoenix.
D it is your right to let us know when their porn is out.
Bassist is called Dave. Bet he goes to jazz shows with his dad.
“funeral for a friend w (more) breakdowns”
That concept should not have excited me as much as it did.
(I am forever mentally 15.)
THE RED POISON OF YOUR LIPS *bleh
Some of this stuff snuck onto my gym playlist after you mentioned them in a previous post. Can’t remember the post but… BACK TARD.
Totes sounds like they got ahold of their older, hawter sister’s The Sounds cd and added some siq breakdowns.
Also totes going to download this and put it on my daughters iPod nano.
“Also totes going to download this and put it on my daughters iPod nano.”
hahahaha A+ parenting
Would make half decent small talk with the redhead one only to get immediately out alpha’d by some Christian who is younger, way more fun than me, and actually gets along with people (looking in your direction Johnnyfilth) as she immediately abandons our boring conversation to give one of those jump hugs to said guy/10
Would add her on facebook and wonder why i’m commenting her statuses when there hundreds of other guys doing the same thing and getting nowhere/10
Would feel a vague sense of accomplishment via association when Sarge levels up after unlocking the achievement “turns twin singers from lezbot to housewives” by using his wizard level game and uber alphaness/10
would embarrass myself by spending hours writing a creepy post about two 18 year old girls in a canadian pop punk band/10
would embarrass myself by spending hours writing a creepy post about two 18 year old girls in a canadian pop punk band AND GIVE ZERO FUCKS/10
FTFY
Brb cleaning up my pants after the load I blew imagining what you just said
Receiving jump hugs from Mercedes would be the pinnacle of my lief.
Pretty sure you are from Australia, have fun, Hawaiian shirts and mosh 4 christ.
Should be possible? Or at least a very similar looking one sans musical talent, which is a superfluous feature in females imo
… after jonnyboy gets dat hug ill be mirin’ and jelly as fuck and immediately bust out the good ol’ jerk-asshole yet latin lover routine and “teach her spanish” ;-D just so i can eventually alpha male out everybody via being an asshole jerk with sick humor and use said humor to stab said cute canadian white girl’s guts as da alcohol pours n all inhibitions are let loose and the passion flows hehe >=D
would use prophylactics via canadians having liberal veeyous/10
A+ as usual
DAT REDHEAD
OK so just actually listened to this and its pretty damn catchy. BRB downloading.
TBH I was worried the girl vox would annoy me like in Heartsounds (ne one else know wut band im talking about?), but they match the music really well and sound good.
Also, this is officially the best girl gang vocals of all time.
I think the only reason Laura Nichols’ clean singing sounds weird is because her voice is battle scared like Valkyrie armor from her shredding vocals in Light This City (which was a fucking awesome band)
Actually like that indie-fuck vid, Usher cover iz the shyt doe.
DAT GRAND NATIONAL
Love these chicks http://girlseeksband.wordpress.com/2011/05/17/courage-my-love/
I wonder how they decided who got to pick up the girls in the first video and who got stuck picking up the skinny, weird neckbeard.
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Thank you so much Sarge for exposing me to this band…I’ve been listening to them non-stop as of late (srs).
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