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About SYWH
Stuff You Will Hate is a blog where we make fun of stuff we like. Sometime that makes people mad. We like hardcore, pop punk, rap and anything else that isn't metal. Read this if you want to 'know what this site is really about.'
We are always looking for more people to write for us, so you're interested, hit us up!
Twitter: stuffuwillhate
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Email: stuffyouwillhate@gmail.comMy band ENPEDESTALMENT
Br00tal FRIENDZONE SLAM featuring guest appearances by BIG CHOCOLATE, 7 HORNS 7 EYES, GOLIATH and CITY LIGHTS. Debut EP "NOT ALL GUYS ARE JERKS" out now!
The SYWH Podcast
Listen to Sergeant D bullshit with people in your favorite bands, talk shit, and laugh at his ghey voice. New show every week or two, don't sleep on it!
Posts about genres
- 2012 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS
- Deathcore is evolving
- Early-mid 00's emo
- EASYCORE
- ENTOMBEDCORE
- Euro/Azn thugcore
- IKEACORE
- Jerkin Music
- Lulzy straightedge songs
- MAKEOUTCLUBCORE
- Neo-nu-metal
- NU-DEATHCORE
- Patriotic songs
- POWER POP
- Power Violence
- PUNK
- REAL rap metal
- RECORDCOLLECTORCORE
- REGRETCORE
- Rockabilly
- SRSCORE
- The TWEEN SCENE
- tr00 POP PUNK
- Wigger slam metal
What we think about stuff
- "REAL MUSIC"
- 90s hardcore cover art
- Are Latinos Born 2 Mosh??
- AZNBROS
- Band merch
- Being on tour
- Breakdowns are the new guitar solo
- Do you 'really get what this site is all about'??
- Girls do not like metal!!!
- Girls who wear UGGS
- How metal nerds choose what bands to like
- How should I keep my kids from getting into art and music??
- HXC HISTORY 2: When youth crew went metal
- HXC HISTORY 4: Mosh for Krishna!
- I non-ironically hate NERDBAITING
- Internet Metal Nerds (IMNs)
- Is hardcore for rich white pussies??
- LOL @ stretched ears
- My movie called BIG BUSH
- Revelation Records
- SLUT SHAMING
- Srs talk on BREAKING EDGE
- The history of metalcore
- The ugly truth about 90s hardcore
- The zine I did in the 90s
- Varsity font
- Video Games
- What is the most annoying/lulzy kind of girl??
- What kind of bish is your type??
- What's wrong with WHITE KNIGHTING??
- Who is your favorite PORN BISH??
- Why girls get naked on the internet
Guest posts & interviews
- BROKENCYDE
- Chris Drew of NEVERHSHOUTNEVER and EATMEWHILEIMHOT
- Craig Mabbitt of ESCAPE THE FATE
- Daddy X of KOTTONMOUTH KINGS and DOGGY STYLE
- Dave Astor of LOCUST, CATTLE DECAPITATION and PATHOLOGY
- Dave Witte of MUNICIPAL WASTE, HUMAN REMAINS, DISCORDANCE AXIS, etc
- Dennis from REFUSED reviews stuff
- DJ TWO STACKS guide to slam
- DJ TWO STACKS reviews some videos
- Evan Taubenfeld (ex Avril Lavigne guitarist)
- Ezec of SKARHEAD
- How to party, RINGWORM style
- Jack from THE ACACIA STRAIN
- Jake of DEFILER
- Jonny Craig of DANCE GAVIN DANCE/authorized Macbook reseller
- Josh from A DAY TO REMEMBER
- Keith from RORSCHACH/DEADGUY interview
- Lars from JUDGE/SIDE BY SIDE reviews stuff
- Mike Cheese of GEHENNA reviews rap songs vol 1
- Mike Cheese reviews rap songs vol 3
- Mike Score of ALL OUT WAR
- Nate of XIBALBA
- Pete Wentz of FALL OUT BOY and VEGAN REICH
- Ryan Neff of MISS MAY I
- SEEDER of BTM/3A
- Shred Sean of BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART on guitars
- Steve Joh of CENTURY MEDIA
- Todd from CHAMPION/BETRAYED reviews stuff
- WINDS OF PLAGUE
Posts about individual bands
- 18 Visions
- American Nightmare
- Animosity
- Between The Buried And Me
- Black Sabbath
- Blink-182
- Brujeria
- Converge
- Day Of Suffering
- Dead To Fall
- Defeater
- Downset
- Dropkick Murphys
- E-Town Concrete
- Elysia
- Fall Out Boy
- Fastbreak
- Fury Of Five
- Guttermouth
- Handsome
- Hellogoodbye
- Hit The Lights
- Hot Water Music
- Icepick
- Irate
- Jerome
- Juliana Theory
- Liferuiner
- Lifetime
- Merauder
- Mest
- New Found Glory
- No Warning
- NOFX
- Odd Future/Tyler The Creator
- Parkway Drive
- Saosin
- Saves The Day
- Simple Plan
- Strung Out
- SUNN 0))
- The Movielife
- The Story So Far
- The Vandals
- The Wonder Years
- Vision of Disorder
- Whitechapel
Recent Comments
SYWH Archives
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“daaaaaaarrrrling, lol im POET” – lady spute
I wish I had a facebook that way i could contribute too….. oh well.
“my dad left me and i h8 my mom” -m&m
Some of those are seriously fucking brilliant.
“dont let ne1 tell u wat 2 do” Todd Vogel
“1 <3 brah" – Bob Marley
Needed my inhaler at the Depressed Teenager bit :(
REESE SPECK FUCK – PANERA
“i fucked up lion man” – momford and suns
“politicians are all corrupt and we should feel bad for children in sweat shops and if you join the armed forces youre fighting for nothing”- syndrome of a down
i wrk mai fngrs 2 teh bone jus 2 srviv!1 – Distopia
Odd Furniture=The most brilliant thing I have ever laid eyes upon.
“Modern life is so fake, shallow and plastic revolving around materialistic and sexual needs”-Agua
At first I was all “these niggas retarded”.
Then they got increasingly more hilarious and I laughed uncontrollably for several minutes. Lost my shit at The Cheif Keefs and I fucc bad srry. Also amused/amazed that the Carly Jepsen tune really is “Please Respond, the song”
“I’m a psycotik bitch cause i love you so much lets go to the beach so i can talk about my cat :DDDD” – Best Coast
Lol @ Harm’s Whey
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh :( – Bayside
See also-Wonder Years.
I remember that night, I was drunk as flying fuck and probably thought I was spelling stuff properly so half the ones I submitted may have been non-ironic (srs)
“I get off on making women cry”-defiler
=D <3 =]
This made me literally LOL.
My two favorites are:
‘imagine ur in the 50s’ -defeter
and
‘men does a raep errday -bakini kill
:( – Joy Division and Plz respond-Carly Rae Jepsen are by far my favorites.
‘i am good & lovely & 4 eva @ ur service, pls <3 me' – ENPEDESTALMENT
either that or “pls rspnd” or “Please, be safe.”
‘just want u 2 know how i feel abt u, but its ok if u just wanna stay friends. But i hope we can be more than that. Pls rspnd.’
getting molested and being made fun of throughout HS sux!!! – ELOTE
:( – Joy Division
lol’d
I loled at the oceano collective. So many people would be butthurt.
Beardos aren’t people.
“fierstorm wil come street bai street blok b blok bc u raep mother natur and exploit ppl im xvx 4 lief” – earth’s crysis
“I enjoy alcoholic beverages and the company of a number of attractive women whilst spending time in a social environment, namely a dance club” – Lil Jon
ww2 n cereal killers – the slayer
im sorry nyc – joke
i h8 teh goevnrment n ppl who aet brugers – Every Crust Band Ever
omg anime – discodance axes
omg anime also muslims suck – the grid links
omg anime and video gaems and trenhcoats with fedoras – masheeen supremacy
That sounds like a band for people who do cosplay.
we r fukked up losers who cnt hold r lives together, now here’s sum bass riffs – MEN ARE BASTARDS
Their actual lyrics and stage banter are so incoherent i cant even make fun of them, eg ‘west coast power violence kick ass lets fuckin go’
every1 stop copying that skull I poorly xerox’d n pretending 2 leik my music – DA BASTA NOYS
i am the judge – bed seed
‘im sorry but the way ppl treat animals and the environment is seriously f—ed up!’ – earth crisses
‘honestly i dont even care about my surroundings, and if u cant handle it thats YOUR problem!!’ – adtr
gambling is enjoyable – mortarhead
my musik n appearance are the direct result of 2 much cheap druqs – mutterhid
“dis rly gud song cuz its 48 yrs long” – The Cholos Travolta
Lol’d hard @
“I’m actually just peeing. lol” – Lil Debby
“Claoks and fogz. We only play in churches and that guy sings in a coffin” -Sun 0
“I hate ur US govrnmint, but iz canadiana” -propigandee.
“brb putting sumthin on teh line for u” – attack attakc!
“I iz yang et hart pls look et mai boobz & ess aill krowl on all foars foar u wana dense wit me chichi?” -mehdanna
“Verily did I perform acts of deliberate indecency upon the deceased woman in the sepulchre, consequently prompting me to divide my favorite member in twain with a knife” -Campbell Corpse
“phisics and spaec is awesome, i dont understand any of this shit lol” – Every tech-death metal band ever
A++++ so true
“ascension, jetpacks and skyrim lol arrowknee” – perifery
loved this one haha
“2DEEP4U” – Messhugeh
“DERR DEDERR DEDERP DERP. DERR DEDERR DEDERP DERP. DERR DEDERR DEDERP DERP DURRRRRR…” -Messhuugge’s gitars
nahhh brah, ugot sum repetition there, thats not tech and math and 2DEEP4U enuf. It’s more like
DURRR DERP DEDERP DEDERP DURRRR DURRRR DERP DERP DEDERP DERP DEDERP DURRRR DEDERP DURRRR DURRRRR DURRR DEDEPR DERP DEDERP
“thou shalt not forget that every police officer is the offspring of a streetwalker” – Sir Richard Healy
‘imagine ur in a old movie’ – teh misfits
“Imagin ur in an Al Capone filme” – Upon a Burning Body Motherfuqer
Lemme see dem tiddies and dat pussy! – askimo callboy
My guitar is in drop Z# so fuck you, humanity – the Acasia Stain
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A FAKE NAME ON FACE BOOK
“u mad?” – guttermouth
wher are all of ma dogsz???? – dnx
“U guize I srsly wanna raep u here hav my ppoops lol” – jee-jee allen
‘don’t do wat any1 says, but be a scumbag cos we said so” – leftovar carck
“THIS IS HUH WOW…. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄEEEGH” -bursum
I was trying to think of a good Burzum lol
“omg ur beutiful on teh inside and outside lol pls be safe” -endedworld (or mb it was deflyer dunno lol)
‘if u go2 war u will be subject to a hierarchical ranking system and mite die’ – the metallicas
“i haev so much ded friends u guise” -tursday
“U GUISE WERE FROM TEH STREETS U DONT KNOW HOW ITS LIEK SO FUC U… WITHE TRASH YEEAH” -blood 4 blood
“im a junkie lol new orleanz 4 lyfe” -i h8 god
“i haev so much ded friends u guise”
dying.
“occults is cool and charles manson is awesum holy terror 4 lief MICHAAA” -integriet
“LOL VODKA” -every bend from finnland
“LOL VODKA IN SPACE” – Demilich
actually, it wud b leik dis:
“BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP” – Demilich
…IN SPACE bro
GAAAAAAAH-Mud n Life is War
Life is unfair and I am quite irritated-The Terror ft Scud Vocal
The art of making mediocre lyrics memorable though siq vocals and music skillz-Death
Feminism, Veganism, pacifism, compassion, infinite sense of superiority-Propagandhi
I like little girls, cheap innuendos and nonsensical namedropping of scene phrases-BOTDF
Lost it at BOTDF
“sup ppl were rly mean 2 me in high school. i wish i cud beat them up.” -corn
Bullying is wrong mmmkay-elysia
“Defien teenage” – R Kellie. To be honest though I just totally ripped off an aziz ansari joke with this comment
“teh royalty r a bunch of fggts n we r all scrwed”-The Set Pea Stole
Coz I fink I’m gon b sik use r al ovar8td n fuqd omg evrithin is gon end cos u r rverifin Dats gon end lol. – slippkawt
We r from Iowa- Slapnut
even if ur puking on the floor ur lovely and have the ability pls – the Storie so long
lol i reely teech englis to dprssd teengrs & phail dem if dey cum c me plae shohs – etid
Me have mor $$$ & bishes than u – rap musik
I b Mescan and play lotz ov notez – Mars Vaulta
My city was bombed when I was negative 12 years old by the nazis, and now I am one – Skrewdriver
You guys are all my doggs – Snoopy dog
Literally LOL’d at EARL CRISIS.
… – animal´s and leaders
A+++
x-D
IN SPACE!!!!
“TEH CHILD WITHIN ME IS DED, MAH INNOCENCE IS LOST, I AM RLY SAD RITE NAO” – Nightwish
fuk u kim ima kil u lol jk seling owt – enemamem
guise im not diong ceocain anymoar LMFAOSKKKJKjkkkkkkkk -deeemeks
spess and opra vokalz
– myooz
liriks maed in 5 minutes giant nek
– conny bull corpse
oooooomg not seling out
– lincoln amusement park
govt is bad spanish lyrics sometimes
– immortal techn9ne
Laughed my ass off at the Cannibal Corpse and Immortal Technique ones
im a massive douchebag-grindcore
swagswagswagBREEEEEEEEEEEEE highlights and 40oz-partycore
tr00 metulz cuz i skreem a lot – black metal
wat
“we r vamprs. SRS” Ink and Dagger cut wins.
imma rip my jeans – attack & tack
omg ur mom wud b so much moar pissd rite nao if seh new wat we r sayin – every goregrind band ever
I fucked your dad – blank 182
Ancient Egypt, yall! – The Niles
‘imagine ur a mummy’
dying
“Dont b racist against gays lol” – Stick 2 ur Gunz
“seriousally fuck th westborough baptist chruch” – straight from the path
Giggled @ this
I appreesh brah, was wondering also how do people give you articles? I had an idea for one that I genuinely thought was super funny but I’ve forgotten it now so I guess it doesn’t even matter
U guise we played gta san andreyus bak in the day, can we b gangsta now pls? – The Dee’s Nuts.
“life hurts, bow 2 me” – murawder
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
-coldpl3y