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About SYWH
Stuff You Will Hate is a blog where we make fun of stuff we like. Sometime that makes people mad. We like hardcore, pop punk, rap and anything else that isn't metal. Read this if you want to 'know what this site is really about.'
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- 90s hardcore cover art
- Am I too old to listen to deathcore?
- Are Latinos Born 2 Mosh??
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- Breakdowns are the new guitar solo
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- Girls do not like metal!!!
- Girls who wear UGGS
- How metal nerds choose what bands to like
- How should I keep my kids from getting into art and music??
- HXC HISTORY 2: When youth crew went metal
- HXC HISTORY 4: Mosh for Krishna!
- I non-ironically hate NERDBAITING
- I only go to scene shows
- Internet Metal Nerds (IMNs)
- Is hardcore for rich white pussies??
- LOL @ stretched ears
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- Srs talk on BREAKING EDGE
- The history of metalcore
- The ugly truth about 90s hardcore
- The zine I did in the 90s
- Varsity font
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- What's wrong with WHITE KNIGHTING??
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- Why girls get naked on the internet
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- How to party, RINGWORM style
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- WINDS OF PLAGUE
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The ability, he’s hazzin it
When a school teacher actually reads SYWH you know you doin sumthin right Sarge! Praise teh lawd!! hallelujah!!!
Not sure, but I think this might be a student rather than a teacher. I remember having to do some teacher evaluation thing at some point in school, but I think it was for someone who was studying teaching at uni or something. No idea how different it would be wherever anon is.
Or:
“a+ 4 DAT ASS”
“Do u even GRADE in the TEACHERS-LOUNGE fggt?”
“Mirin’ ur word comprehension”
“Thick, solid, tight…”
So many options.
“BLEH!!”
“You are a scumslut.”
“Toodaloo motherfucker”
“Booty smell good doe.”
Helpfulness of accompanying textbook(s): “Wood smash my books, no fux given/10″
“Books have pointy elbows, wood not smash”
2/10 wood not smash
Fggt needs 2 acquire celltech
Good luck with your teaching goals in 2012
“please respond”
THIS IS NOT A WEBSITE. THIS IS A MOVEMENT!
“WE DON’T DIE WE MULTIPLY”
Yes, I def. call people “butthurt faggots” in real life.
This. 100%
Brb, determining my SYWH deathstyle
2 more hellish weeks for me…
” in b4 I get a useless degree in communications or da liberal arts/social sciences”
” plz be safe….”
and if she’s one of those hot youngish professors
” would cause a sex scandal wiff u/10″
There are only two things on the internet I will rep hard: UYD & SYWH.
i) for the longest time i didn’t realize your professors would end up seeing these comments – i thought they went right to the dept – so i would put the stupidist shit. like this one time i just drew a swole, shirtless, shylock-nosed abraham because of something the (female) prof said during the year.
ii) ratemyprofessors.com has some ace WKing. one favourite of mine was someone (who i think was this particular dweeby kid in the class) writing simply “So hot and amazing.” for this 5/10 butch bish; it made me cringe so hard.
you do know that some of these professors actually go on ratemyprofessors.com and WK themselves so hard to trick you into taking their classes right? lol … i once had this 4/10 chicana/o studies teacher bish that was rated “hot” by that lame ass website… fucken false advertisement =/
whale, maybe some profs would upvote themselves once, but i would chalk most of these experiences up to:
(i) ur typical university class is full of mostly male dweebs and mouthbreathers and their standards are so low, and/or (ii) ppl will just click on that hot tamale for the lulz
i’d b lik “so many butthurt fggts in this school full of [insert minoritee]” and then defend myself even if actually racism by bein lik “do u get srcsm (srs)”
In jokes ftw
Came back to have some lulz on the comments of that friendzone article and it’s no where to be seen.
Wut?
It was accidentally posted to too early. Will be up at noon
“Do you even lift bro?”